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Post by southside on Mar 2, 2015 18:38:00 GMT -5
Sometimes I forget to eat lunch and then I'm in that "late lunch/early dinner" range and I end up suffering until a normal dinner time.
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Post by BushytheLobster on Mar 2, 2015 21:41:52 GMT -5
I hate scraping ice and snow off my windshield cuz it gets up your sleeves and makes your shirt wet. And I can't stand sitting in the car long enough to let it heat up enough for the defroster to melt everything. So usually I try spraying the windshield with a shit ton of washer fluid and running the wipers but that never works so I just drive off down the road squinting through some little spot where the ice is thin enough that I can kinda sorta see. Coach McGuirk rules! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 8:59:13 GMT -5
Can't get the tiny stickers off the imported blood oranges, even after rubbing them briskly under running water. Guess freshly squeezed is out of the question. What a morning.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 3, 2015 9:59:04 GMT -5
Can't get the tiny stickers off the imported blood oranges, even after rubbing them briskly under running water. Guess freshly squeezed is out of the question. What a morning. I feel the same way about avocados. Fucking stickers are always on the slice-line and they're annoying to get off. |
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Post by Peebag on Mar 3, 2015 10:05:21 GMT -5
Can't get the tiny stickers off the imported blood oranges, even after rubbing them briskly under running water. Guess freshly squeezed is out of the question. What a morning. I have the same problem but with my penis. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 11:23:53 GMT -5
Update on my day: My wife did not replace the body wash in the shower. Had to use regular soap of all things. How am I expected to get through my morning ablutions?
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Post by PK on Mar 3, 2015 13:01:33 GMT -5
Update on my day: My wife did not replace the body wash in the shower. Had to use regular soap of all things. How am I expected to get through my morning ablutions?  |
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Post by quantum on Mar 3, 2015 13:25:35 GMT -5
Update on my day: My wife did not replace the body wash in the shower. Had to use regular soap of all things. How am I expected to get through my morning ablutions? <------THIS! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 13:40:53 GMT -5
So now my wife decides to put me in charge of the wine pairings for this weekend's soiree. Red? White? Sparklers? So many things to consider with very little time. Damn it, I am only human.
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Post by Frank Reynolds on Mar 3, 2015 13:43:45 GMT -5
So now my wife decides to put me in charge of the wine pairings for this weekend's soiree. Red? White? Sparklers? So many things to consider with very little time. Damn it, I am only human. You can never go wrong with some ice cold Zima. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 13:45:33 GMT -5
So now my wife decides to put me in charge of the wine pairings for this weekend's soiree. Red? White? Sparklers? So many things to consider with very little time. Damn it, I am only human. You can never go wrong with some ice cold Zima. I'll pass along your suggestion to the sommelier I just hired. Never heard of this beverage. But after your endorsement, I'm sure it will thrill the palate. |
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Post by quantum on Mar 3, 2015 13:46:55 GMT -5
Has the world gone mad with the untold choices for daily moisturizing? I venture down the aisle offering a staggering array of humectants and find myself in an absolute tizzy. So severe, in fact, that I must immediately withdraw to the nearest Starbuck's, or similar establishment, for a restorative caramel macchiato and any available tea cake. lol - crazy and awesome. We do know you from somewhere? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 13:51:01 GMT -5
Has the world gone mad with the untold choices for daily moisturizing? I venture down the aisle offering a staggering array of humectants and find myself in an absolute tizzy. So severe, in fact, that I must immediately withdraw to the nearest Starbuck's, or similar establishment, for a restorative caramel macchiato and any available tea cake. lol - crazy and awesome. We do know you from somewhere? Thank you, sir. No, I don't think so. |
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Post by Frank Reynolds on Mar 3, 2015 13:56:18 GMT -5
You can never go wrong with some ice cold Zima. I'll pass along your suggestion to the sommelier I just hired. Never heard of this beverage. But after your endorsement, I'm sure it will thrill the palate. You won't be disappointed. Just thank me after the party. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 14:03:57 GMT -5
Has science given up entirely on producing a perpetually sharp letter opener? It seems so, or they're still preoccupied with the folly of world hunger and curing pestilence.
I'll have you know that I've just butchered several important product offerings and equestrian gear catalogs. Now how am I expected to peruse them without being distracted by the tiny, yet annoying, incisions?
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