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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 19:52:34 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 19:53:51 GMT -5
I ll send over the blue haired dwarf hooker you crave....  |
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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2015 19:54:05 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided LOL. Hit the showers, kid. |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 19:54:46 GMT -5
I ll send over the blue haired dwarf hooker you crave.... Id fuck a catchers mitt at this point |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 19:55:39 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided LOL. Hit the showers, kid. Never been able to in there. I blame incarceration at a young age of 13. Showers are the last place i could do it |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 19:57:15 GMT -5
How has southside not thrown himself off a fucking bridge I will never Know, Im going to kill someone way to much testosterone pumping in my veins
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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2015 20:01:01 GMT -5
Tell the wife the burrito you had for dinner is acting up, grab a magazine and head to the bathroom, with a "this may be a while". Of course, you'll have your phone anal librarian porn.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 21, 2015 20:07:59 GMT -5
Those 6 weeks after a kid is born really suck. My wrist gets a great workout, though. We have a dry erase calendar on our fridge and with the last kid (now 19 months) I drew a big penis on the 6 week mark. Wife would erase it before company came over to meet the baby, but I'd always make sure to draw it again after they left, just to assert my male dominance. A red circle and slash would occasionally and mysteriously be drawn over the knob, but I'd correct my wife/perpetrator.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 20:10:37 GMT -5
Those 6 weeks after a kid is born really suck. My wrist gets a great workout, though. We have a dry erase calendar on our fridge and with the last kid (now 19 months) I drew a big penis on the 6 week mark. Wife would erase it before company came over to meet the baby, but I'd always make sure to draw it again after they left, just to assert my male dominance. A red circle and slash would occasionally and mysteriously be drawn over the knob, but I'd correct my wife/perpetrator. You all are fucking out of your boner crazed minds....you do realize that.. |
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Post by jcappy on Apr 21, 2015 20:13:06 GMT -5
At least you have your Legos?
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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2015 20:21:39 GMT -5
Those 6 weeks after a kid is born really suck. My wrist gets a great workout, though. We have a dry erase calendar on our fridge and with the last kid (now 19 months) I drew a big penis on the 6 week mark. Wife would erase it before company came over to meet the baby, but I'd always make sure to draw it again after they left, just to assert my male dominance. A red circle and slash would occasionally and mysteriously be drawn over the knob, but I'd correct my wife/perpetrator. You all are fucking out of your boner crazed minds....you do realize that.. So what's your advice, chief? |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 20:23:09 GMT -5
You all are fucking out of your boner crazed minds....you do realize that.. So what's your advice, chief? Well, her mouth still works amirite??? |
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 21, 2015 20:25:35 GMT -5
Those 6 weeks after a kid is born really suck. My wrist gets a great workout, though. We have a dry erase calendar on our fridge and with the last kid (now 19 months) I drew a big penis on the 6 week mark. Wife would erase it before company came over to meet the baby, but I'd always make sure to draw it again after they left, just to assert my male dominance. A red circle and slash would occasionally and mysteriously be drawn over the knob, but I'd correct my wife/perpetrator. You all are fucking out of your boner crazed minds....you do realize that.. Hey man, daddy's gotta get his carrot wet. |
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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2015 20:29:05 GMT -5
So what's your advice, chief? Well, her mouth still works amirite??? "Shnookums, I know you just pushed a 9 pound bowling ball out of your love hole, and I know your its sore and loose as a roast beef sandwich, but how 'bout you suck it for a while?" Might just work. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 20:29:59 GMT -5
Well, her mouth still works amirite??? "Shnookums, I know you just pushed a 9 pound bowling ball out of your love hole, and I know your its sore and loose as a roast beef sandwich, but how 'bout you suck it for a while?" Might just work. It's all in the presentation... Ala Dick Ina box.... |
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