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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2015 20:32:16 GMT -5
"Shnookums, I know you just pushed a 9 pound bowling ball out of your love hole, and I know your its sore and loose as a roast beef sandwich, but how 'bout you suck it for a while?" Might just work. It's all in the presentation... Ala Dick Ina box.... 1. Cut a hole in a box. 2. Put your dick in the box. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 20:33:43 GMT -5
Whatever she craved during pregnancy...
Pizza box, donut box, candy box....
Watch the sharp part on the can if it was sauerkraut...
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2015 20:39:32 GMT -5
I read that it is possible to jerk off so much that you cant even bang a real chick without going limp.
Its some sort of syndrome where your brain gets short-circuited by seeing 69 different porn images per ejaculation...5 times a day... so if you see one necked chick your d1ck goes meh and flops.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 20:41:15 GMT -5
I read that it is possible to jerk off so much that you cant even bang a real chick without going limp. Its some sort of syndrome where your brain gets short-circuited by seeing 69 different porn images per ejaculation...5 times a day... so if you see one necked chick your d1ck goes meh and flops. You can say dick here.... Its OK... Pussy, twat, etc all OK... Just don't say penis ... |
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Post by Peebag on Apr 21, 2015 20:46:09 GMT -5
Pics or GTFO.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2015 20:48:55 GMT -5
I read that it is possible to jerk off so much that you cant even bang a real chick without going limp. Its some sort of syndrome where your brain gets short-circuited by seeing 69 different porn images per ejaculation...5 times a day... so if you see one necked chick your d1ck goes meh and flops. You can say dick here.... Its OK... Pussy, twat, etc all OK... Just don't say penis ... Really?
Be right back, going to check the hotties forum. 
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Post by crossfire on Apr 21, 2015 20:50:24 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 21:00:34 GMT -5
I read that it is possible to jerk off so much that you cant even bang a real chick without going limp. Its some sort of syndrome where your brain gets short-circuited by seeing 69 different porn images per ejaculation...5 times a day... so if you see one necked chick your d1ck goes meh and flops. Your avatar should take you a month to figure out |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 21:07:34 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been SouthsidedWhen green figures out his avatar Ill put him in the knights hamplar until then hes stuck with the peasants edit ok who the fuck did it for him? |
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2015 21:10:19 GMT -5
When green figures out his avatar Ill put him in the knights hamplar until then hes stuck with the peasants edit ok who the fuck did it for him? ha ha...I've been using my time away to kidnap and store 'lil 'puter nerds in my crawl-space. A little "which one of you wants to eat tonight" hissed below... and I'm crawling with Boozer Avatarts. |
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2015 21:10:58 GMT -5
Whats a hamplar
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Post by Peebag on Apr 21, 2015 21:12:37 GMT -5
I read that it is possible to jerk off so much that you cant even bang a real chick without going limp. Its some sort of syndrome where your brain gets short-circuited by seeing 69 different porn images per ejaculation...5 times a day... so if you see one necked chick your d1ck goes meh and flops. So you don't show up for 6 months then announce your presence in a thread about jackin' it?
Classy!
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 21:13:11 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 21:14:37 GMT -5
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 21, 2015 21:25:00 GMT -5
You'll be eating ham and jam and spam a lot... |
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