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Post by Jets Things on Apr 21, 2015 21:30:50 GMT -5
Who the fuck is this negro? |
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2015 21:31:48 GMT -5
So you don't show up for 6 months then announce your presence in a thread about jackin' it?
What do you think I was doing for 6 months.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 21, 2015 21:35:34 GMT -5
So you don't show up for 6 months then announce your presence in a thread about jackin' it?
What do you think I was doing for 6 months.
Serving time? |
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2015 21:45:17 GMT -5
What do you think I was doing for 6 months.
Serving time? That's what I used to accuse Timmmy of when he disappeared and he would just ignore me and post in other threads...must have been something to it. 
Just busy in a good way, knew this place would draw my energies so I put it off. Raoul Dukey hounded me back actually, that snaglly toofed spawn of a snail.
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 21:50:54 GMT -5
Asked her if I could oil up her ass and just go to town on the buttcheeks NO DICE
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Post by PK on Apr 21, 2015 21:55:54 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided Give it a few months. Me and Betsy are back to pre kiddo booty call rate... |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 22:06:58 GMT -5
Since the kid was born. Useless piece of flesh between my legs. I've been Southsided Give it a few months. Me and Betsy are back to pre kiddo booty call rate... Can I come over and Watch |
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 21, 2015 23:22:33 GMT -5
Well I havent had sex in 2 weeks anyhow  |
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Post by PK on Apr 21, 2015 23:52:01 GMT -5
Give it a few months. Me and Betsy are back to pre kiddo booty call rate... Can I come over and Watch Lol. Give it time. Takes a while for everything to heal and shrink up. I knew it was game on when she renewed her Club Seventeen subscription.... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 2:06:52 GMT -5
Those 6 weeks after a kid is born really suck. My wrist gets a great workout, though. We have a dry erase calendar on our fridge and with the last kid (now 19 months) I drew a big penis on the 6 week mark. Wife would erase it before company came over to meet the baby, but I'd always make sure to draw it again after they left, just to assert my male dominance. A red circle and slash would occasionally and mysteriously be drawn over the knob, but I'd correct my wife/perpetrator. Madonna Truth or Dare came out on my birthday, 1991. It also marked 7 weeks since Sonny #2 had arrived. Hah; I got this... "but it has Mike Myers! And its MY birthday!" yeah Mr Wonderful got another 7 weeks in the cooler. And a couple of lumps on the ol coconut. |
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Post by Big L on Apr 22, 2015 5:46:29 GMT -5
Asked her if I could oil up her ass and just go to town on the buttcheeks NO DICE LMAO |
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Post by quantum on Apr 22, 2015 8:04:12 GMT -5
its a guy who spanks it so much it flops when it sees a nekkid chick. congrats. |
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Post by quantum on Apr 22, 2015 8:05:27 GMT -5
Asked her if I could oil up her ass and just go to town on the buttcheeks NO DICE hmmmm ...I just got an idea for a birthday present. |
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Post by 32Green on Apr 22, 2015 8:12:14 GMT -5
its a guy who spanks it so much it flops when it sees a nekkid chick. congrats. Then,... I have clearly been misnomered. Where is Raguthsayer.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 22, 2015 8:20:04 GMT -5
Asked her if I could oil up her ass and just go to town on the buttcheeks NO DICE hmmmm ...I just got an idea for a birthday present. That doesn't work for me. Seems like every fucking year my birthday falls on Mother's Day or the same weekend and my wife is all like "I don't have to give you a 'present' because I don't want one for MY day." Fuck this gay earth. |
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