Official Florida News Thread - Stop Me If You’ve Heard This

A man has been arrested after accidentally shooting a woman in the head while they were engaged in sexual activity. Just before 2 a.m. on November 7, Tampa Police responded to a 911 call from Tyrone Fields who said he shot Christina Meagher in the head at the Regency Inn and Suites on Church Avenue. When police arrived they were met by Fields and saw Meagher on the bed with a gunshot wound to her head. She was transported to St. Joseph’s Hospital where she later died from her injuries. Fields admitted to shooting the victim but said it had been during “freaky oral sex” with Meagher and that he had only know her for two days. He says they were involved in a role-play scenario in which he put a gun to her head. Fields said he removed the magazine from his handgun but forgot to remove the bullet from the chamber so when he intentionally pulled the trigger as part of the role-play, he fired a single round into the her head.

This is a sad story and blah blah blah insert everything I’m supposed to say, but I had to blog this. For one, Tyrone Fields saying it happened during “freaky oral sex” is hysterical. It almost seems like he was bragging right? Like he wanted to go into even more detail about what was going on but the cop stopped him and said he’d heard enough.

Second, I’m pretty sure this was a “suck dick for drugs” situation. Now I know what you’re thinking, but I’m not being racist. One, if you’re in a Tampa Regency Inn then you’re on drugs. Two, if you’ve got a gun that close to your bed you’re prob a drug dealer. Three, that chick in the picture is hot as shit. She’s also this girl.
Not to speak ill of the dead but p gross. I’m no detective but this seems like an “I wanted to be a model but now I do freaky oral sex for crack” situation. Again, not to speak ill of the dead.

Finally, do you think for a moment Tyrone Fields considered finishing himself off before he called the police? I’m not saying he tugged it or anything, but there must have been a fleeting “Well, I’m already hard. And with the whole police mess I’m probably not gonna have a chance to fix the blue balls tonight. Maybeee….. Oh nope, she’s still alive. I’ll call an ambulance.” I’m not saying I agree with it, but natural instincts definitely tried to take over for a second. And they are natural. Knowing to jerk yourself off if a girl’s mouth comes off your dick is as inherent as breathing. No one’s just gonna let a boner stand there by itself, looks weird.