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Post by Big L on Jun 20, 2018 10:41:01 GMT -5
Sex with three students - at the same time?
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Post by 32Green on Jun 20, 2018 14:28:36 GMT -5
Sex with three students - at the same time? Three inputs, like a dopey bowling ball. |
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Post by Big L on Jun 20, 2018 15:08:52 GMT -5
Sex with three students - at the same time? Three inputs, like a dopey bowling ball. Which one’s the thumb hole? |
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Post by 32Green on Jun 21, 2018 7:12:41 GMT -5
Three inputs, like a dopey bowling ball. Which one’s the thumb hole? If you're using your thumb, you're doing it wrong.  |
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Post by 32Green on Jun 21, 2018 7:16:35 GMT -5
 Looks like if Benny Hill ate John Madden, but for 15 free beers and blowjobs.. I might consider it. A teaching assistant in Oklahoma has been charged with sex crimes against one of her teen students and flirting with another boy, 15. Jeri Ann Griffin, 41, was charged after the student, 18, told police she had supplied beer and had sex with him 'multiple times'. She faces up to 20 years in jail for indecent proposals to a child under 16. Jeri Ann Griffin had sex 'multiple times' with an 18-year-old student and flirted with another boy, 15. She gave both of them beer after helping her and her husband move house Court documents revealed how Griffin gave a teen around 15 beers after helping her move house. A 15-year-old freshman was present. The teen, a student of hers aged 18, said Griffin flirted on Snapchat and they later had sex at the other home, according to News9.com. Griffin asked the student not to tell her husband before performing oral sex on him on several other occasions. They kissed in a closet during a game of hide and seek. The Enid News and Eagle reported Griffin also messaged the boy, 15, on Snapchat, asking to hang out again. He told Griffin he had a girlfriend to which she replied his girlfriend 'could share him'. Griffin has been charged with second-degree rape, sodomy, and making indecent proposals to a child under 16, as well as supplying alcohol to a minor. She will face one to 15 years in prison for the rape charge, up to 10 years for sodomy, and three to 20 years on the indecent proposals charges. She will also face up to six months in prison and fine of up to $500 for the alcohol misdemeanor. Griffin initially denied allegations but later admitted to giving the teens alcohol and having sex with the 18-year-old before school let out for the summer. Under Oklahoma law, it's considered rape if a student is under 20-years-old and the offender is an employee at the same school they attend. Griffin is free on $30,000 bond with condition that she does not contact either boy. |
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Post by Big L on Jun 21, 2018 9:06:22 GMT -5
Which one’s the thumb hole? If you're using your thumb, you're doing it wrong. You don’t use your thumb when bowling? |
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Post by quantum on Jun 21, 2018 9:33:26 GMT -5
Which one’s the thumb hole? If you're using your thumb, you're doing it wrong. not at all. thumb always goes in the back. ALWAYS |
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Post by quantum on Jun 21, 2018 9:36:55 GMT -5
 A 23-year-old cheerleading coach has been accused of having sexual intercourse with a student after inviting them to a party on Twitter. Morgan Judy, a full-time supply teacher at both Linton-Stockton High School and Bloomfield High School in Indiana, was arrested on Friday last week on charges of Level 5 felony child seduction and Level 6 felony child seduction. Judy, who also acted as the Bloomfield cheerleading coach, allegedly contacted the student through a social network and had sex with them at the party last month. Police were contacted by Bloomfield high after the school learned about the incident and both the teacher and student were taken in for questioning by officers. The student reportedly told Indiana State Police Detective Brad Stille under preliminary questioning that the pair had just kissed, but in a follow-up interview stated that they 'did more than kiss'. '(Student) advised while at the party, (student) and Morgan Judy kissed, but did not have sex,' Stille wrote in the initial interview report. 'Later, Morgan was confronted about (student) admitting to kissing, Morgan replied that she didn't remember due to the alcohol, but would have remembered if she and (student) had sex. 'Morgan said she probably did invite (student) to the party,' Stille wrote in the probable cause. The student later provided more details about the incident and showed messages between Judy and the student which were backed up on a computer. In the messages, Judy reportedly told the student not to tell anyone about 'huge hickies' she had given the student. She also reportedly told the student to delete the messages and to deny anything happened and to tell others she was 'incoherent and couldn't even speak a straight sentence lol.' 'Morgan told (student) to delete the text messages and the Twitter messages, her contact number from (student's) cell phone and to stop texting her,' Stille wrote. Judy was booked into Greene County Jail at last week on a $14,000 bond with 10 percent and has bonded out. kinda cute. did I miss it or did the article not say whether it was a male or female student? better than pigwoman above |
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Post by 32Green on Jun 27, 2018 19:34:26 GMT -5
 MENDOTA HEIGHTS, Minn. — A former Mendota Heights high school teacher, who could use a light chimp attack to freshen up her look, has been sentenced to six months in jail for sexually assaulting a student. Thirty-two-year-old Christine Lee Funk faced a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison for three counts of criminal sexual contact with the 17-year-old boy. Instead, Funk pleaded guilty to one count and the two others were dismissed. A Dakota County District Court judge on Monday also ordered Funk to serve 10 years of probation. The former music teacher at Henry Sibley High School was accused of having sex on three occasions with the student. Police learned of the relationship after being alerted to inappropriate text messages on the boy’s phone that included semi-nude photos of Funk. |
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Jun 27, 2018 19:42:52 GMT -5
Everyday now! How dumb are these broads??
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Post by Big L on Jun 27, 2018 19:50:58 GMT -5
MENDOTA HEIGHTS, Minn. — A former Mendota Heights high school teacher, who could use a light chimp attack to freshen up her look, has been sentenced to six months in jail for sexually assaulting a student. Thirty-two-year-old Christine Lee Funk faced a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison for three counts of criminal sexual contact with the 17-year-old boy. Instead, Funk pleaded guilty to one count and the two others were dismissed. A Dakota County District Court judge on Monday also ordered Funk to serve 10 years of probation. The former music teacher at Henry Sibley High School was accused of having sex on three occasions with the student. Police learned of the relationship after being alerted to inappropriate text messages on the boy’s phone that included semi-nude photos of Funk.  A little too much time at the Chinese buffet, also. |
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 27, 2018 20:02:23 GMT -5
Me love you long time
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jun 28, 2018 4:47:47 GMT -5
Looks like if Benny Hill ate John Madden, |
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Post by quantum on Jun 29, 2018 9:51:19 GMT -5
MENDOTA HEIGHTS, Minn. — A former Mendota Heights high school teacher, who could use a light chimp attack to freshen up her look, has been sentenced to six months in jail for sexually assaulting a student. Thirty-two-year-old Christine Lee Funk faced a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison for three counts of criminal sexual contact with the 17-year-old boy. Instead, Funk pleaded guilty to one count and the two others were dismissed. A Dakota County District Court judge on Monday also ordered Funk to serve 10 years of probation. The former music teacher at Henry Sibley High School was accused of having sex on three occasions with the student. Police learned of the relationship after being alerted to inappropriate text messages on the boy’s phone that included semi-nude photos of Funk. A little too much time at the Chinese buffet, also. a change to the John Pinette line: "No, you come now! You here four hour!" |
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Post by 32Green on Jul 3, 2018 12:18:34 GMT -5
 A former Connecticut special education teacher, who looks like Amy Schumer's demented love-child with Kristen Wiig, and is accused of having sex with students, was caught in a car with one of her alleged victims — despite an order of protection barring her from having contact with the teen, police said. Laura Calladio Ramos, 32, of Milford, was pulled over on June 22 in Waterford after a cop spotted her talking on a cellphone while driving. Officers then determined that one of Ramos’ alleged victims in her pending sexual assault case was in the car with her, the Connecticut Post reported. Ramos, who resigned from her position at Central High School in Bridgeport, was later charged with violating a protective order mandating that she have no contact with two students in the case. Investigators believe Ramos may have sexually assaulted other students as well. Ramos, whose husband recently divorced her and gained custody of their 2-year-old son, is awaiting trial on two counts of second-degree sexual assault. Authorities allege Ramos sexually assaulted an 18-year-old special education student between December 2016 and April 2017 and a second student on multiple occasions at a restaurant in Shelton, where a student told police they had sex in the eatery’s electrical room after Ramos told him her husband no longer wanted to be intimate with her. The student told police he later received a text from Ramos saying it was the best sex she ever had. Police said Ramos, whose husband attended her initial arraignment, admitted after her arrest in a video-recorded statement that she had sex with the 18-year-old student a “handful of times” from December 2016 until April 2017, usually in her car. Ramos, who remains free on $50,000 bond, is expected to appear in court Thursday before Superior Court Judge Robert Devlin. “Laura Ramos has faithfully attended every court appearance and will continue to do so,” Ramos’ attorney, Edward Gavin, told the Connecticut Post. “We will address the motion [to revoke her bond] at the hearing.” Prosecutors declined to comment, according to the newspaper. RELATED VIDEO |
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