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Post by 2foolish on Feb 10, 2017 10:13:41 GMT -5
...who here hasn't tried to pass themselves off to the local Hebrews as one of their own...be it that cute Lisa across the street...or your best friend telling you to inform the furniture store your his cousin to get 10% off on delivery...and the chopped liver...oy...don't get me started...
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Feb 10, 2017 10:17:56 GMT -5
...who here hasn't tried to pass themselves off to the local Hebrews as one of their own...be it that cute Lisa across the street...or your best friend telling you to inform the furniture store your his cousin to get 10% off on delivery...and the chopped liver...oy...don't get me started... Haha. I met a Jewish guy yesterday who was going off about Jews. He HATES them and was blaming them for everyhing. It was actually hysterical. He coulda been a fake Jew, but he wasn't, he was a real one. |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 10, 2017 12:23:21 GMT -5
...who here hasn't tried to pass themselves off to the local Hebrews as one of their own...be it that cute Lisa across the street...or your best friend telling you to inform the furniture store your his cousin to get 10% off on delivery...and the chopped liver...oy...don't get me started... Haha. I met a Jewish guy yesterday who was going off about Jews. He HATES them and was blaming them for everyhing. It was actually hysterical. He coulda been a fake Jew, but he wasn't, he was a real one. I do the same thing with Irish catholics. |
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Post by flushingjet on Feb 10, 2017 14:36:07 GMT -5
Haha. I met a Jewish guy yesterday who was going off about Jews. He HATES them and was blaming them for everyhing. It was actually hysterical. He coulda been a fake Jew, but he wasn't, he was a real one. I do the same thing with Irish catholics. They're like cats you can't trust them |
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Feb 10, 2017 14:48:08 GMT -5
Haha. I met a Jewish guy yesterday who was going off about Jews. He HATES them and was blaming them for everyhing. It was actually hysterical. He coulda been a fake Jew, but he wasn't, he was a real one. I do the same thing with Irish catholics. Yeah, the Irish are the worst. :-) |
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Post by 2foolish on Feb 10, 2017 17:51:56 GMT -5
...the fakiest Jew of all time...
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Post by chadp on Feb 10, 2017 18:27:05 GMT -5
I do the same thing with Irish catholics. They're like cats you can't trust them Still better than a NY Goomba.. |
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Post by Touchable on Feb 10, 2017 18:31:34 GMT -5
And have the Sheeny Curse placed on me?
No sir
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Post by vonrotten on Feb 10, 2017 18:34:13 GMT -5
It's worth it for the corned beef alone.
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 10, 2017 20:06:54 GMT -5
Not once, but twice have I seen Orthodox fellows on a plane ask to switch seats because they were next to a woman. The first time someone agreed to switch seats. The second time, well, let's just say Ira had an UNorthodox flight.
If your religion only allows you to sit next to certain people on a plane, perhaps it's time to re-examine your religion.
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 10, 2017 20:42:01 GMT -5
Not once, but twice have I seen Orthodox fellows on a plane ask to switch seats because they were next to a woman. The first time someone agreed to switch seats. The second time, well, let's just say Ira had an UNorthodox flight. If your religion only allows you to sit next to certain people on a plane, perhaps it's time to re-examine your religion. Or they could buy two seats. Oh wait, that's against their religion too.  |
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 10, 2017 20:59:56 GMT -5
Not once, but twice have I seen Orthodox fellows on a plane ask to switch seats because they were next to a woman. The first time someone agreed to switch seats. The second time, well, let's just say Ira had an UNorthodox flight. If your religion only allows you to sit next to certain people on a plane, perhaps it's time to re-examine your religion. Or they could buy two seats. Oh wait, that's against their religion too. Hey man, believe what makes you feel comfortable. There have been thousands of religions since time immemorial. The odds are that yours is the *right* one is slim. I don't believe in shit, but if it makes you (not you, per se, the royal you) happy then go with it. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 10, 2017 21:36:04 GMT -5
Or they could buy two seats. Oh wait, that's against their religion too. Hey man, believe what makes you feel comfortable. There have been thousands of religions since time immemorial. The odds are that yours is the *right* one is slim. I don't believe in shit, but if it makes you (not you, per se, the royal you) happy then go with it. 1. Lighten up Francis B. Is there such a thing as a hopeful agnostic? 3. Tell me more about the royal me. Do I have virgins? Cuz if I have virgins I'm gonna abdicate. I am looking for experienced women in my harem. |
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 10, 2017 21:49:04 GMT -5
Hey man, believe what makes you feel comfortable. There have been thousands of religions since time immemorial. The odds are that yours is the *right* one is slim. I don't believe in shit, but if it makes you (not you, per se, the royal you) happy then go with it. 1. Lighten up Francis B. Is there such a thing as a hopeful agnostic? 3. Tell me more about the royal me. Do I have virgins? Cuz if I have virgins I'm gonna abdicate. I am looking for experienced women in my harem. No one wants a virgin now. Unexperienced, boring. "Great, you're chaste, but you don't know how to fuck?" No? Bye. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2017 21:57:54 GMT -5
Mom has to be a Jew to count, lots of fakes out there.
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