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Post by 32Green on Jun 4, 2017 21:28:34 GMT -5
Have you committed the cardinal sin of being uber-serious to make other hampurites look bad? Congrats. Low to the ground dick move. The lowest. Srsly. My hero. GFY  Satire too subtle? Buncha pussies. _ Satire too subtle? I invented it. Hence Guess you missed it, mouth-breathing miscreant. Go cook a veal..in some sort of sauce...and take a picture. Better yet..post that pic. We cant wait. |
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Post by JStokes on Jun 4, 2017 21:34:39 GMT -5
Doth protest wee much.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jun 4, 2017 22:06:07 GMT -5
After being in the hospital for several months, ============================================ Good gravy, why were you in the hospital? I've never spent a night in the hospital, knock on wood. My pancreas went crazy. Lost about 85lbs too. Was in for three months. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Jun 4, 2017 22:09:14 GMT -5
Did you just assume it had a gender? Typical white cis-male swine. Thank you! This chick gets it! Both of you come over and I'll show you a good time. I keep it in a jar. |
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Post by crossfire on Jun 5, 2017 5:07:53 GMT -5
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Post by tkasper01 on Jun 5, 2017 5:34:57 GMT -5
Thanks guys. In pre op now. The last 8 or 10 posts are fucking hilarious. Just what a surgery pt needs.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jun 5, 2017 7:02:33 GMT -5
Thanks guys. In pre op now. The last 8 or 10 posts are fucking hilarious. Just what a surgery pt needs. Thinking of you in the gayest way possible. That's riiiight.  |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jun 5, 2017 7:16:30 GMT -5
How cool is it that one of the last places he checks in before surgery is here?
Like a real dysfunctional family. Love you duck again.
EDIT: LOL, auto correct doesn't recognize "dickbags"
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Post by crossfire on Jun 5, 2017 7:54:06 GMT -5
Thanks guys. In pre op now. The last 8 or 10 posts are fucking hilarious. Just what a surgery pt needs. Thinking of you in the gayest way possible. That's riiiight. You're French... that automatically qualifies. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2017 8:25:07 GMT -5
I just left a message at his hospital saying that after intentionally attempting to contract ebola from apes during a recent trip to Ghana, TK might be harboring the virus in a plan to bring down the United States. Hospital staff and local law enforcement love this sort of hijinx. Bet he'll thank me.
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Post by Jets Things on Jun 5, 2017 8:37:49 GMT -5
I just left a message at his hospital saying that after intentionally attempting to contract ebola from apes during a recent trip to Ghana, TK might be harboring the virus in a plan to bring down the United States. Hospital staff and local law enforcement love this sort of hijinx. Bet he'll thank me. I just assume he's under general anesthesia right now and getting anally gang-probed by ham-handed residents. That or they're performing a Three Stooges puppet show with his penis and testicles. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2017 8:40:05 GMT -5
I just left a message at his hospital saying that after intentionally attempting to contract ebola from apes during a recent trip to Ghana, TK might be harboring the virus in a plan to bring down the United States. Hospital staff and local law enforcement love this sort of hijinx. Bet he'll thank me. I just assume he's under general anesthesia right now and getting anally gang-probed by ham-handed residents. That or they're performing a Three Stooges puppet show with his penis and testicles. LOL! I keep picturing them with painted "faces". Eyes, noses, Moe wig, etc. lol |
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Post by 32Green on Jun 5, 2017 8:43:09 GMT -5
I just left a message at his hospital saying that after intentionally attempting to contract ebola from apes during a recent trip to Ghana, TK might be harboring the virus in a plan to bring down the United States. Hospital staff and local law enforcement love this sort of hijinx. Bet he'll thank me. I just assume he's under general anesthesia right now and getting anally gang-probed by ham-handed residents. I assume that about everyone and oddly I'm usually right. |
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jun 5, 2017 8:58:01 GMT -5
I thought it would be nice to be greeted by this after your surgery  |
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Post by 32Green on Jun 5, 2017 9:00:49 GMT -5
I thought it would be nice to be greeted by this after your surgery Big pores, oily skin, too much eye-liner etc.  |
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