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Post by 32Green on Jul 12, 2017 17:01:48 GMT -5
Holy shit. Doing the prep. for a colonoscopy tomorrow. Havent started shitting yet, but I'm fucken starving and craving a beer. A nice Cheddar burger. Oh man. Hopefully the onset of shitting out half my body weight will distract me from my hunger. I even bought Maalox to apply to my cheeks so the acid doesnt burn the shit out of them as it pours out, and also a lighter to burn off the noxious fumes as they seep out. I've done this before. I'll be in there shitting, clicking and wiping away like a chimp.
Thoughts?
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Post by DDNYjets on Jul 12, 2017 17:22:27 GMT -5
Fill up on water.
You getting an upper as well?
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Post by 32Green on Jul 12, 2017 17:33:22 GMT -5
You getting an upper as well? I dont do drugs. What are you. A hippie weirdo? |
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 12, 2017 17:34:53 GMT -5
Stokes is jelly
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Post by Big L on Jul 12, 2017 18:03:50 GMT -5
pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 12, 2017 18:08:03 GMT -5
Holy shit. Doing the prep. for a colonoscopy tomorrow. Havent started shitting yet, but I'm fucken starving and craving a beer. A nice Cheddar burger. Oh man. Hopefully the onset of shitting out half my body weight will distract me from my hunger. I even bought Maalox to apply to my cheeks so the acid doesnt burn the shit out of them as it pours out, and also a lighter to burn off the noxious fumes as they seep out. I've done this before. I'll be in there shitting, clicking and wiping away like a chimp. Thoughts?    |
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jul 12, 2017 18:11:17 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Jul 12, 2017 18:36:57 GMT -5
First burner done, still chunky. Half the shit-drink finished. I have a ways to go before clear liquidy goodness pours down my cheeks and I can go to..b
uh oh
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Post by DDNYjets on Jul 12, 2017 18:40:10 GMT -5
You getting an upper as well? I dont do drugs. What are you. A hippie weirdo? Upper endoscopy. If youre letting them in the back might as well let them in the front. |
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Post by 32Green on Jul 12, 2017 18:48:14 GMT -5
I dont do drugs. What are you. A hippie weirdo? Upper endoscopy. If youre letting them in the back might as well let them in the front. Baby steps. Lucky I'm even doing this. Hit the Dermatologist Monday, carved two things off for tests. Dr. week. Jeez. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 12, 2017 19:04:25 GMT -5
pics or it didn't happen. Sounds like a job for GoPro. I mean ladies get ultrasounds why can't we share shitter pics around the water cooler. |
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Post by DDNYjets on Jul 12, 2017 19:13:33 GMT -5
Upper endoscopy. If youre letting them in the back might as well let them in the front. Baby steps. Lucky I'm even doing this. Hit the Dermatologist Monday, carved two things off for tests. Dr. week. Jeez. Oof. Irish skin. Glad you're getting everything checked. Its important. A friend of mine from high school lost his father at 57 to colon cancer. Never went for checks. |
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Post by JStokes on Jul 12, 2017 20:47:34 GMT -5
The cramping, the peeing out of your a-hole? Smelly Nirvana. _ |
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Post by JStokes on Jul 12, 2017 20:48:17 GMT -5
Upper endoscopy. If youre letting them in the back might as well let them in the front. Baby steps. Lucky I'm even doing this. Hit the Dermatologist Monday, carved two things off for tests. Dr. week. Jeez. I thought you said testes. Lol. _ |
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Post by Trades on Jul 12, 2017 21:45:51 GMT -5
Had my first colonoscopy a couple years ago. Just so happened to coincide with my kids softball tournament and every parent had to volunteer to help run something. I end up working the grill, while I am fasting, just before drinking the colon blow. Not fun. Thankfully they knock you out so there is no recollection of the procedure but the doctor comes out to give the results and says, "You have a beautiful colon", in the most awkward way possible.
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