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Post by porgyman on Jul 13, 2017 10:58:40 GMT -5
The worst part of the whole thing is drinking that gallon of nasty prep. I also had the endo-colon daily double. My only request to the doc? Just clean the scope before shoving it in my mouth. And buy me dinner afterwards.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 13, 2017 11:30:14 GMT -5
The worst part of the whole thing is drinking that gallon of nasty prep. I also had the endo-colon daily double. My only request to the doc? Just clean the scope before shoving it in my mouth. And buy me dinner afterwards. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 11:35:02 GMT -5
The worst part of the whole thing is drinking that gallon of nasty prep. I also had the endo-colon daily double. My only request to the doc? Just clean the scope before shoving it in my mouth. And buy me dinner afterwards. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Great news that all went well. Almost every person on Earth has a polyp. Don't fret it too much, especially since they removed it. Whether it's a hospital, school, or town hall no one listens worth a shit. Next time, have the procedure done at the Stonewall Inn. There is a guy there who's an absolute magician with this flesh colored colonoscope.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 13, 2017 11:42:59 GMT -5
The worst part of the whole thing is drinking that gallon of nasty prep. I also had the endo-colon daily double. My only request to the doc? Just clean the scope before shoving it in my mouth. And buy me dinner afterwards. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? When I had to have a corrective surgery awhile ago the hospital had a requirement that you had to see the surgeon like 7-14 days before the procedure. So I saw the doc and scheduled the surgery. He had to cancel the surgery and reschedule so I had to have another consult. He didn't show up so I saw his PA. She starts going on about a totally different procedure that I am scheduled for. I tell her she is wrong and she starts treating me like a fucking idiot. I tell her to call the doc. She comes back like 5 minutes later with a smug look on her face and tells me I am wrong and I'm getting the procedure she is describing. I tell her she and the doc are fucking idiots and storm out. The doc calls me the next day, apologizes profusely, and I still have to go back for the consult, where he is there personally to kiss my ass. Needless to say before they put me under in the operating room I made sure he knew what surgery he was doing but that freaked me out pretty good.
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Post by Big L on Jul 13, 2017 12:25:27 GMT -5
The worst part of the whole thing is drinking that gallon of nasty prep. I also had the endo-colon daily double. My only request to the doc? Just clean the scope before shoving it in my mouth. And buy me dinner afterwards. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. You didn't find one smart anal joke here? Sorry. This place sucks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 13:06:39 GMT -5
I was thinking about rearing up and spilling my story
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Post by frostlich on Jul 13, 2017 13:12:39 GMT -5
Got my first Monday. Scored 3 polyps so suck it!
Never have been put under for anything before..ever.
Woke up in my own drool. Then spent the next 5 minutes tooting before they let me go.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 13:27:17 GMT -5
"Betsy - you have the colonoscopy recovery room...and I'll need you for a double shift...Betsy? Betsy?
Someone shake her; she's pretending to be dead"
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Post by JStokes on Jul 13, 2017 13:34:18 GMT -5
Btw how good is Propofol.
No wonder Michael Jackson like it too much.
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Post by Big L on Jul 13, 2017 13:37:30 GMT -5
Btw how good is Propofol. No wonder Michael Jackson like it too much. _ Oh man, that stuff is awesome. I had a toe op about two years ago. They gave me that. Woke up feeling like I'd slept for a week. I felt fucking great after that.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jul 13, 2017 14:19:31 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Jul 13, 2017 14:19:46 GMT -5
Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Next time, have the procedure done at the Stonewall Inn. There is a guy there who's an absolute magician with this flesh colored colonoscope. Yeah, but dont feel like planting my arse against a plywood wall with a hole cut out in it. Again. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? When I had to have a corrective surgery awhile ago the hospital had a requirement that you had to see the surgeon like 7-14 days before the procedure. So I saw the doc and scheduled the surgery. He had to cancel the surgery and reschedule so I had to have another consult. He didn't show up so I saw his PA. She starts going on about a totally different procedure that I am scheduled for. I tell her she is wrong and she starts treating me like a fucking idiot. I tell her to call the doc. She comes back like 5 minutes later with a smug look on her face and tells me I am wrong and I'm getting the procedure she is describing. I tell her she and the doc are fucking idiots and storm out. The doc calls me the next day, apologizes profusely, and I still have to go back for the consult, where he is there personally to kiss my ass. Needless to say before they put me under in the operating room I made sure he knew what surgery he was doing but that freaked me out pretty good. The same 4 people who asked if I smoked or drank also asked what kind of surgery I was having. "whuh...I'm here for an abortion?!" got a smile out of one of them. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. You didn't find one smart anal joke here? Sorry. This place sucks. I think Things nailed a good one, I stand correctly. And yes. I was thinking about rearing up and spilling my story Drink, story, its all the same amongst friends. Got my first Monday. Scored 3 polyps so suck it! Never have been put under for anything before..ever. Woke up in my own drool. Then spent the next 5 minutes tooting before they let me go. You are the Prince of Polyps. My hat is tipped. And the tooting...thats the best thing about the scope...finally...attractive women walking up to me and whispering "Just let that gas go...dont be shy..let it rip...get it all out..." and they mean it. Btw how good is Propofol. No wonder Michael Jackson like it too much. _ It knocked me right out, I saw her depress the syringe and that was it...but I cant say it made me feel good or anything. Just like going to sleep and waking up. I'm actually a little groggy. Guess if sleep is a major issue that you fixate on...it could be addicting?
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Post by crossfire on Jul 13, 2017 15:48:13 GMT -5
I was supposed to go for one a few weeks ago but had to cancel. Can't stand the prep.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 13, 2017 16:02:49 GMT -5
I was supposed to go for one a few weeks ago but had to cancel. Can't stand the prep. There were 3 Dr.'s there today, one Dr. had half his patients for the day not show up at all, so you are not alone. Like I said, the prep-drink now is pretty much gatorade..you just have to deal with the fasting for one day and a few hours of doot-a-palooza. Re-schedule, mongo.
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Post by Warfish on Jul 13, 2017 17:14:31 GMT -5
Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Our concern isn't fake. By the way, I heard you smoke. You know you really shouldn't do that, right?
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