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Post by Jets Things on Jul 13, 2017 19:11:24 GMT -5
Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Our concern isn't fake. By the way, I heard you smoke. You know you really shouldn't do that, right? Leave his sexual preference out of this.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 13, 2017 21:00:11 GMT -5
Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Our concern isn't fake. By the way, I heard you smoke. You know you really shouldn't do that, right? She seemed angry that I caught her wingin' it, so she came back with the implication that I was an alcoholic to regain the upper hand. Basically, I was a moron for telling anyone of these people the truth. "Never smoked, never drank, never took aspirin..you are legally cleared.... lets get on with it". That was what I should have said. That sort of thing, with my arse leaking.
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Post by shakin on Jul 13, 2017 21:12:13 GMT -5
i'm 52 i haven't been to a doctor in 17 years
mrs. shakin is pissed but too bad. doc offices are where you catch shit. they're like any business, they want repeat customers. jamming shit up your ass is just an ironically perfect metaphor for what any other business is trying to do to you.
true story
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Post by 32Green on Jul 13, 2017 21:18:40 GMT -5
i'm 52 i haven't been to a doctor in 17 years mrs. shakin is pissed but too bad. doc offices are where you catch shit. they're like any business, they want repeat customers. jamming shit up your ass is just an ironically perfect metaphor for what any other business is trying to do to you. true story I'm terrible with Doctors, I dont even have a primary. I've lost 20 people I know to 9/11 cancers, and done the funerals of 20 more. All my age. One, a female cop who only found out she had terrible cancer when she finally became pregnant after a lot of difficulty. The Doctors said, we can treat you with extreme Chemo..or you can have your baby.. and prolly die. She did....and did. Beautiful girl gone, beautiful baby that will never know mom. Go to the Dr., dickhead.
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Post by shakin on Jul 13, 2017 21:27:44 GMT -5
i'm 52 i haven't been to a doctor in 17 years mrs. shakin is pissed but too bad. doc offices are where you catch shit. they're like any business, they want repeat customers. jamming shit up your ass is just an ironically perfect metaphor for what any other business is trying to do to you. true story I'm terrible with Doctors, I dont even have a primary. I've lost 20 people I know to 9/11 cancers, and done the funerals of 20 more. All my age. One, a female cop who only found out she had terrible cancer when she finally became pregnant after a lot of difficulty. The Doctors said, we can treat you with extreme Chemo..or you can have your baby.. and prolly die. She did....and did. Beautiful girl gone, beautiful baby that will never know mom. Go to the Dr., dickhead. same. know too many guys who were 9/11 victims years after 9/11. went to school with john devlin, he was a steelworker who worked the pile and then became an advocate for the zadroga bill etc. i guess i am a dickhead but i don't even take aspirin, forget about prescription stuff. my liver will fucking blow before anything else gets me at this point. since i got back in shape (since november) i feel like i'm 19 again. i suspected i'd never see thirty, was pretty sure i'd never see 40, was certain i'd never see 50, i'm 52, fuckit i'm rolling with how i got here
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 13, 2017 21:38:10 GMT -5
I'm terrible with Doctors, I dont even have a primary. I've lost 20 people I know to 9/11 cancers, and done the funerals of 20 more. All my age. One, a female cop who only found out she had terrible cancer when she finally became pregnant after a lot of difficulty. The Doctors said, we can treat you with extreme Chemo..or you can have your baby.. and prolly die. She did....and did. Beautiful girl gone, beautiful baby that will never know mom. Go to the Dr., dickhead. same. know too many guys who were 9/11 victims years after 9/11. went to school with john devlin, he was a steelworker who worked the pile and then became an advocate for the zadroga bill etc. i guess i am a dickhead but i don't even take aspirin, forget about prescription stuff. my liver will fucking blow before anything else gets me at this point. since i got back in shape (since november) i feel like i'm 19 again. i suspected i'd never see thirty, was pretty sure i'd never see 40, was certain i'd never see 50, i'm 52, fuckit i'm rolling with how i got here Yer a regular Mickey Mantle. Oh, and is that pear shape?
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Post by shakin on Jul 13, 2017 21:43:17 GMT -5
same. know too many guys who were 9/11 victims years after 9/11. went to school with john devlin, he was a steelworker who worked the pile and then became an advocate for the zadroga bill etc. i guess i am a dickhead but i don't even take aspirin, forget about prescription stuff. my liver will fucking blow before anything else gets me at this point. since i got back in shape (since november) i feel like i'm 19 again. i suspected i'd never see thirty, was pretty sure i'd never see 40, was certain i'd never see 50, i'm 52, fuckit i'm rolling with how i got here Yer a regular Mickey Mantle. Oh, and is that pear shape? hey to each his own i'm not advocating my approach nor am i changing it
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2017 4:02:44 GMT -5
The crowd seemed to cheer; as the doc lifted my posterior and surged forward to lasso the polyp, and send it to a Chinese Prison camp. "Wtf - crowd - " I thought, as I slipped back into Benedryl Heaven.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2017 4:10:17 GMT -5
Btw how good is Propofol. No wonder Michael Jackson like it too much. _ I got Benedryl! Whata gyp.
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Post by jetstream23 on Jul 14, 2017 11:11:27 GMT -5
That's a nice blast from the past! (No pun intended in regard to 32's cleansing process.)
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Post by jetstream23 on Jul 14, 2017 11:14:09 GMT -5
The worst part of the whole thing is drinking that gallon of nasty prep. I also had the endo-colon daily double. My only request to the doc? Just clean the scope before shoving it in my mouth. And buy me dinner afterwards. Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Good news! I bet you're glad that's behind you. ![p59o4_zpspxnqne3p](http://i.imgur.com/z9kdH3E.gif) Out of curiosity, do you feel better after the cleansing process? Did you lose any weight? Some people do that shit (pun intended) simply to detoxify their bodies before going on a diet. PS - Do you smoke?
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Post by crossfire on Jul 14, 2017 15:49:39 GMT -5
Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Good news! I bet you're glad that's behind you. Out of curiosity, do you feel better after the cleansing process? Did you lose any weight? Some people do that shit (pun intended) simply to detoxify their bodies before going on a diet. PS - Do you smoke? Why anyone would want to do it other than medical reasons is beyond me.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 14, 2017 17:48:06 GMT -5
Just got home. 1 benign polyp removed, some diverticulitis (that I seem to have no symptoms of) and internal hemorrhoids. The Dr. used to do this in his office but has now moved to a mill, where 3 different Dr''s were also performing procedures. The Nurses didnt "put me in the computer" (even as I was laying on a gurney with an IV in me) so the Dr. was p*ssed when I was wheeled in, so I had to listen to several phone calls and then him calling in the supv. to ball her out. Great. Angry Dr. about to shove something up my arse. Then after being asked by 3 different people if I smoked, the anesthesiologist walks in and say "you know smoking is not good for you, right?". I told her I know..and I dont. She then fumbles with the chart and says "oh you drink". (I admitted to the 3 different people that I drank socially as well) Jeez louise, how humiliating and dehumanizing can these fucks be? I know its all legal issue cya sh*t, but common. All this shit asked and answered at the Dr.'s office a month ago, repeated 3 times here to 3 different strangers...and they still fuck it up? Anyhoo, Porgy, the nasty prep is no longer nasty, its just Miralax and Gatorade now. No problem. Before that you swallow 4 small Ducolax tabs. The shitting and fasting does suck though. Over all glad I went, though my 5 year interval has now been reduced to 3 because of that fuckin polyp. Thanks for all your fake concern and dumb anal jokes. Good news! I bet you're glad that's behind you. Out of curiosity, do you feel better after the cleansing process? Did you lose any weight? Some people do that shit (pun intended) simply to detoxify their bodies before going on a diet. PS - Do you smoke? Good news! I bet you're glad that's behind you. Out of curiosity, do you feel better after the cleansing process? Did you lose any weight? Some people do that shit (pun intended) simply to detoxify their bodies before going on a diet. PS - Do you smoke? Why anyone would want to do it other than medical reasons is beyond me. I guess you do end up feeling less bloated...I would say that if you see what pours out of you..you realize how much is sitting up there, so I do think its beneficial. Prolly lost 3-4 lbs. but of course none of that was fat loss...not fun, but in the end (pun intended) beneficial. This was my third one, first two no polyps so it would have easy to blow off this one (pun intended)..but then I'd be walking around with a polyp in my mid 50's. Food for thought (no pun intended). It is good to know whats going on "up there" lolz. One less nagging worry.
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Post by shakin on Jul 14, 2017 17:51:14 GMT -5
i do just want to clarify
one of the reasons i'm comfortable with not doctoring up is the free medical advice that flows here from teh hampur
if you can read between the lines and weed through the sarcasm, this place actually rivals webmd in its genius
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Post by Big L on Jul 14, 2017 18:16:26 GMT -5
Good news! I bet you're glad that's behind you. Out of curiosity, do you feel better after the cleansing process? Did you lose any weight? Some people do that shit (pun intended) simply to detoxify their bodies before going on a diet. PS - Do you smoke? Why anyone would want to do it other than medical reasons is beyond me. Smoke for medical reasons? ![???](http://i.imgur.com/UaOAD4w.gif)
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