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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2017 14:30:54 GMT -5
Did you miss the part when she chuckled awkwardly after asking if you needed change? It was a joke, you gindaloon. Common. I missed nothing. She had dead eyes. Like a shark. Let me get this straight. The wife would notice a $40 liquid lunch but taking out $200-$300 at a time from the ATM goes unnoticed? Wifey: Hey Green, what's this $200 withdrawal for? Green: Ahhhh I was having coffee. With the boys. Wifey: Ok honey. _ Dude, you know full well 2-300 hundy is merely walking around money. I have her trained to my withdrawal schedule. No need to antagonize her with the knowledge I'm eating juicy hamburgers washed down with multiple pints of ice-cold Stella whilst she fishes around in the company fridge for the banana she thought she was gonna have for lunch but is now gone. comon
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 2, 2017 15:03:15 GMT -5
Dont even need to read thread or your dribble. I remember your haircut for men proper tip thread. You were and are a cheap. You'd live in a cave if you could get away with it and lick YOUR bank statements You know you can get hair transplants too right?
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Post by 2milehighJet on Aug 2, 2017 15:45:45 GMT -5
Sorta hot chick bar related story.
Went to the Mets game last night solo. Before the game hit up rooftop bar, but it's packed, i find seat at indoor bar, the chair to my left is open. This hot young girl sits next to me, the fake eyelashes, tube top, and those high fupa pants that is all the rage(I hate them), before you know it, every type of gindaloon is surrounding me, breathing down my neck to gawk at this girl. They could go to my right and order, but no, just lean between me. 3 business guys from Texas try making small talk with me like i'm gonna put in a good word!!? i felt like the Seinfeld episode where he's drinking coolies with the gay dude, "how do you know she's not with me"??!!!
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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2017 15:55:11 GMT -5
Sorta hot chick bar related story. Went to the Mets game last night solo. Before the game hit up rooftop bar, but it's packed, i find seat at indoor bar, the chair to my left is open. This hot young girl sits next to me, the fake eyelashes, tube top, and those high fupa pants that is all the rage(I hate them), before you know it, every type of gindaloon is surrounding me, breathing down my neck to gawk at this girl. They could go to my right and order, but no, just lean between me. 3 business guys from Texas try making small talk with me like i'm gonna put in a good word!!? i felt like the Seinfeld episode where he's drinking coolies with the gay dude, "how do you know she's not with me"??!!! Gotta be the same chick.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 2, 2017 16:19:54 GMT -5
Sorta hot chick bar related story. Went to the Mets game last night solo. Before the game hit up rooftop bar, but it's packed, i find seat at indoor bar, the chair to my left is open. This hot young girl sits next to me, the fake eyelashes, tube top, and those high fupa pants that is all the rage(I hate them), before you know it, every type of gindaloon is surrounding me, breathing down my neck to gawk at this girl. They could go to my right and order, but no, just lean between me. 3 business guys from Texas try making small talk with me like i'm gonna put in a good word!!? i felt like the Seinfeld episode where he's drinking coolies with the gay dude, "how do you know she's not with me"??!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2017 16:53:48 GMT -5
Delivery accomplished; woody. rofl
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Post by Warfish on Aug 2, 2017 17:06:57 GMT -5
So I treat myself to lunch at a local burgersportsbar type joint. I'm alone so I sit at the bar and order from the bartender. Of course she's your prototypical blond, big cans, nice ass and wearing spandex pants. The usual. Did a good job, though no buy back after 3 but the food was adequate. Came out to 40 bucks...I only have a hundred dollar bill because the fackin ATMs by me insist on feeding me 100's even when taking out small amounts. Cant use the credit card because the wife would see the charge and give me the squinky eye for no other reason than to bust my balls for a liquid lunch. Bartender comes by, see's the 100 bill under the lunch bill and asks me "you want change from that?" uh....yeah? wtf...are there assholes leaving 60 dollar tips on 40 dollar bills? The bar was packed with about 20 dudes who were all enamored by her phony chatter and ass-shaking, so maybe these idiots are laying out those type of tips? Not one of them left while I was there for an hour, so she obviously has a following, lol. Todays rant No you're not being cheap. You are, however, being a total pussy worried about using your credit card. Pussy. You are, however, correct about Barwhoretenders. Stay away, you don't know where they've been.
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Post by Big L on Aug 2, 2017 20:48:36 GMT -5
Sorta hot chick bar related story. Went to the Mets game last night solo. Before the game hit up rooftop bar, but it's packed, i find seat at indoor bar, the chair to my left is open. This hot young girl sits next to me, the fake eyelashes, tube top, and those high fupa pants that is all the rage(I hate them), before you know it, every type of gindaloon is surrounding me, breathing down my neck to gawk at this girl. They could go to my right and order, but no, just lean between me. 3 business guys from Texas try making small talk with me like i'm gonna put in a good word!!? i felt like the Seinfeld episode where he's drinking coolies with the gay dude, "how do you know she's not with me"??!!! Texas dudes thought you were her pimp.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2017 21:48:31 GMT -5
So I treat myself to lunch at a local burgersportsbar type joint. I'm alone so I sit at the bar and order from the bartender. Of course she's your prototypical blond, big cans, nice ass and wearing spandex pants. The usual. Did a good job, though no buy back after 3 but the food was adequate. Came out to 40 bucks...I only have a hundred dollar bill because the fackin ATMs by me insist on feeding me 100's even when taking out small amounts. Cant use the credit card because the wife would see the charge and give me the squinky eye for no other reason than to bust my balls for a liquid lunch. Bartender comes by, see's the 100 bill under the lunch bill and asks me "you want change from that?" uh....yeah? wtf...are there assholes leaving 60 dollar tips on 40 dollar bills? The bar was packed with about 20 dudes who were all enamored by her phony chatter and ass-shaking, so maybe these idiots are laying out those type of tips? Not one of them left while I was there for an hour, so she obviously has a following, lol. Todays rant No you're not being cheap. You are, however, being a total pussy worried about using your credit card. Pussy. You are, however, correct about Barwhoretenders. Stay away, you don't know where they've been. Not worried..being strategic. I've been married for 21 years and know the landmines with my particular bride. I have a vested interest in the marriage that I apply alot of thought to. Its working so far for me and my kids. The benefits of this forethought are far more than you can ever imagine, I guess? The 40 dollar lunch on the credit card statement, to a woman, could far outweigh the impact of a $75,000 truck, which I also just purchased with nary a peep from her. We all have different circumstances we must navigate, dont we?
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Post by Warfish on Aug 2, 2017 22:14:14 GMT -5
No you're not being cheap. You are, however, being a total pussy worried about using your credit card. Pussy. You are, however, correct about Barwhoretenders. Stay away, you don't know where they've been. Not worried..being strategic. I've been married for 21 years and know the landmines with my particular bride. I have a vested interest in the marriage that I apply alot of thought to. Its working so far for me and my kids. The benefits of this forethought are far more than you can ever imagine, I guess? The 40 dollar lunch on the credit card statement, to a woman, could far outweigh the impact of a $75,000 truck, which I also just purchased with nary a peep from her. We all have different circumstances we must navigate, dont we? It's possible my own 20 years of having completely separate financials from my wife has biased me to these issues, I do admit. And I don't have a $75,000 truck. Fuck sake, what kind of truck costs $75K?
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Post by Big L on Aug 3, 2017 5:01:12 GMT -5
Not worried..being strategic. I've been married for 21 years and know the landmines with my particular bride. I have a vested interest in the marriage that I apply alot of thought to. Its working so far for me and my kids. The benefits of this forethought are far more than you can ever imagine, I guess? The 40 dollar lunch on the credit card statement, to a woman, could far outweigh the impact of a $75,000 truck, which I also just purchased with nary a peep from her. We all have different circumstances we must navigate, dont we? It's possible my own 20 years of having completely separate financials from my wife has biased me to these issues, I do admit. And I don't have a $75,000 truck. Fuck sake, what kind of truck costs $75K? iit has gold plated mirrors.
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 6:26:51 GMT -5
"And I don't have a $75,000 truck. Fuck sake, what kind of truck costs $75K?"
Lesseee.....
Chevy/Ford Truck: 25K Ameliorate the Bride with lavish gift(s): 50K
"Truck" cost 75K
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Post by quantum on Aug 3, 2017 7:26:05 GMT -5
so you go to all the trouble of describing slutty barmaid and then provide no pix!?
what the everlovin fuck?
And one more thing: The Fist is correct, worrying about what the wife thinks. Go grab yer balls out of her purse and stick em back in yer drawers
yer welcome
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 3, 2017 8:07:31 GMT -5
No you're not being cheap. You are, however, being a total pussy worried about using your credit card. Pussy. You are, however, correct about Barwhoretenders. Stay away, you don't know where they've been. Not worried..being strategic. I've been married for 21 years and know the landmines with my particular bride. I have a vested interest in the marriage that I apply alot of thought to. Its working so far for me and my kids. The benefits of this forethought are far more than you can ever imagine, I guess? The 40 dollar lunch on the credit card statement, to a woman, could far outweigh the impact of a $75,000 truck, which I also just purchased with nary a peep from her. We all have different circumstances we must navigate, dont we? Tell the truth, you giggle while eating the burger knowing you put one over on the old lady don't ya?
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Post by 32Green on Aug 3, 2017 8:44:46 GMT -5
Not worried..being strategic. I've been married for 21 years and know the landmines with my particular bride. I have a vested interest in the marriage that I apply alot of thought to. Its working so far for me and my kids. The benefits of this forethought are far more than you can ever imagine, I guess? The 40 dollar lunch on the credit card statement, to a woman, could far outweigh the impact of a $75,000 truck, which I also just purchased with nary a peep from her. We all have different circumstances we must navigate, dont we? Tell the truth, you giggle while eating the burger knowing you put one over on the old lady don't ya? You guys are missing my point; Of course there is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown man grabbing a beer and a burger. However, knowing that she is a detail person, and tends to eyeball our credit card bills...and also knowing she has a stressful job that keeps her out of the house for 10-11 hours a day when she would rather be eating burgers and swilling beers...I find not reminding her of my carefree life of debauchery whilst she labors..is a wise tactical move. You have to know your audience. Amateurs.
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