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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2017 9:13:23 GMT -5
Tell the truth, you giggle while eating the burger knowing you put one over on the old lady don't ya? You guys are missing my point; Of course there is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown man grabbing a beer and a burger. However, knowing that she is a detail person, and tends to eyeball our credit card bills...and also knowing she has a stressful job that keeps her out of the house for 10-11 hours a day when she would rather be eating burgers and swilling beers...I find not reminding her of my carefree life of debauchery whilst she labors..is a wise tactical move. You have to know your audience. Amateurs. A few things you need to learn: 1) how to set up a secret bank and credit card account. 2) how to buy a burner phone 3) how to disable the automatic moving of pictures etc from your phone into the "cloud" where everyone else in your family can see it. This is like 4th grade shit....common
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 3, 2017 9:19:06 GMT -5
Tell the truth, you giggle while eating the burger knowing you put one over on the old lady don't ya? You guys are missing my point; Of course there is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown man grabbing a beer and a burger. However, knowing that she is a detail person, and tends to eyeball our credit card bills...and also knowing she has a stressful job that keeps her out of the house for 10-11 hours a day when she would rather be eating burgers and swilling beers...I find not reminding her of my carefree life of debauchery whilst she labors..is a wise tactical move. You have to know your audience. Amateurs. Well, it's good that Jet Things bills his customers discretely for his dildos.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 3, 2017 9:19:58 GMT -5
You guys are missing my point; Of course there is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown man grabbing a beer and a burger. However, knowing that she is a detail person, and tends to eyeball our credit card bills...and also knowing she has a stressful job that keeps her out of the house for 10-11 hours a day when she would rather be eating burgers and swilling beers...I find not reminding her of my carefree life of debauchery whilst she labors..is a wise tactical move. You have to know your audience. Amateurs. A few things you need to learn: 1) how to set up a secret bank and credit card account. 2) how to buy a burner phone 3) how to disable the automatic moving of pictures etc from your phone into the "cloud" where everyone else in your family can see it. This is like 4th grade shit....common 1) Dont need it. I have everything I need and do everything I want. 2) Dont need it, I dont fuck around. 3) Now there's an idea. Is that the "Upload to my photo stream" prompt? The rest of you, suck my dicks.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Aug 3, 2017 9:33:17 GMT -5
A few things you need to learn: 1) how to set up a secret bank and credit card account. 2) how to buy a burner phone 3) how to disable the automatic moving of pictures etc from your phone into the "cloud" where everyone else in your family can see it. This is like 4th grade shit....common 1) Dont need it. I have everything I need and do everything I want. 2) Dont need it, I dont fuck around. 3) Now there's an idea. Is that the "Upload to my photo stream" prompt? The rest of you, suck my dicks. Awesome. The one man DP.
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 9:35:33 GMT -5
Pounding fist repeatedly on the kitchen table whilst shouting...
"I am not a cheap, wifey-fearing, beemer turck owning..."
whilst the bride is at work!
Jus' sayin'
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Post by 32Green on Aug 3, 2017 9:58:53 GMT -5
Pounding fist repeatedly on the kitchen table whilst shouting... "I am not a cheap, wifey-fearing, beemer turck owning..." whilst the bride is at work! Jus' sayin' That wasnt me...I was...hacked.
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Post by JStokes on Aug 3, 2017 11:20:48 GMT -5
Did you miss the part when she chuckled awkwardly after asking if you needed change? It was a joke, you gindaloon. Common. I missed nothing. She had dead eyes. Like a shark. Let me get this straight. The wife would notice a $40 liquid lunch but taking out $200-$300 at a time from the ATM goes unnoticed? Wifey: Hey Green, what's this $200 withdrawal for? Green: Ahhhh I was having coffee. With the boys. Wifey: Ok honey. _ Dude, you know full well 2-300 hundy is merely walking around money. I have her trained to my withdrawal schedule. No need to antagonize her with the knowledge I'm eating juicy hamburgers washed down with multiple pints of ice-cold Stella whilst she fishes around in the company fridge for the banana she thought she was gonna have for lunch but is now gone. comon 2-300 hundred is walking around money? You have kids, right? _
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Post by 32Green on Aug 3, 2017 12:10:04 GMT -5
I missed nothing. She had dead eyes. Like a shark. Dude, you know full well 2-300 hundy is merely walking around money. I have her trained to my withdrawal schedule. No need to antagonize her with the knowledge I'm eating juicy hamburgers washed down with multiple pints of ice-cold Stella whilst she fishes around in the company fridge for the banana she thought she was gonna have for lunch but is now gone. comon 2-300 hundred is walking around money? You have kids, right? _ I fail to see your point, Tyrion.
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Post by shakin on Aug 3, 2017 12:41:35 GMT -5
best marriage related decision i ever made was to start my weekend business
give my weekday "real" job paycheck to the missus so she can pay the bills and handle all the nonsense (i handed that chore over to her 10 years ago, she wanted it, i didn't)...and have all the walking around/pissing away money i need from the weekend gig. throw in the fact that the weekend gig involves drinking, interacting/entertaining with tipsy-to-inebriated milfs, eating catered food and "working" (lollol) with friends i've known since grade school, and it's a win win.
nary a fight about money or spending, ever.
shut up liver, you're fine.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2017 14:18:42 GMT -5
Tell the truth, you giggle while eating the burger knowing you put one over on the old lady don't ya? You guys are missing my point; Of course there is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown man grabbing a beer and a burger. However, knowing that she is a detail person, and tends to eyeball our credit card bills...and also knowing she has a stressful job that keeps her out of the house for 10-11 hours a day when she would rather be eating burgers and swilling beers...I find not reminding her of my carefree life of debauchery whilst she labors..is a wise tactical move. You have to know your audience. Amateurs. Tell them about the armchair, Lenny. The one in the dark. The mooks aren't .... grasping it.
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 18:54:58 GMT -5
best marriage related decision i ever made was to start my weekend business give my weekday "real" job paycheck to the missus so she can pay the bills and handle all the nonsense (i handed that chore over to her 10 years ago, she wanted it, i didn't)...and have all the walking around/pissing away money i need from the weekend gig. throw in the fact that the weekend gig involves drinking, interacting/entertaining with tipsy-to-inebriated milfs, eating catered food and "working" (lollol) with friends i've known since grade school, and it's a win win. nary a fight about money or spending, ever. shut up liver, you're fine. You're a waiter at the local country club on weekends? 'Tips' must be great!
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Post by crossfire on Aug 4, 2017 7:27:21 GMT -5
Passed by Point Lookout yesterday on my way to take my kid on a Cub Scout fishing trip out of Captree. 4 hour trip on a bost of screaming kids... no alcohol. Second year in a row doing it. I think my my kid caught the Stokes fish.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2017 12:44:16 GMT -5
Passed by Point Lookout yesterday on my way to take my kid on a Cub Scout fishing trip out of Captree. 4 hour trip on a bost of screaming kids... no alcohol. Second year in a row doing it. I think my my kid caught the Stokes fish. No tall tales for your sopne
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Post by 32Green on Aug 4, 2017 23:36:19 GMT -5
no alcohol. Second year in a row doing it. Lo..whut. Those who cannot remember the past.. are condemned to repeat it. Common
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Post by frostlich on Aug 6, 2017 3:56:39 GMT -5
Guessing she was making the career transition from pole dancer to barwhore?. Did you notice if she squatted down and picked up the c note with her snatch? Dead giveaway.
If this "burgersportsbar" happens to also be a strip club then this story makes alot more sense. That would be an awkward credit card charge to explain away.
And yes they do expect tips there....ita kinda their thing.
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