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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2017 11:14:54 GMT -5
So I treat myself to lunch at a local burgersportsbar type joint. I'm alone so I sit at the bar and order from the bartender. Of course she's your prototypical blond, big cans, nice ass and wearing spandex pants. The usual. Did a good job, though no buy back after 3 but the food was adequate. Came out to 40 bucks...I only have a hundred dollar bill because the fackin ATMs by me insist on feeding me 100's even when taking out small amounts. Cant use the credit card because the wife would see the charge and give me the squinky eye for no other reason than to bust my balls for a liquid lunch.
Bartender comes by, see's the 100 bill under the lunch bill and asks me "you want change from that?" uh....yeah?
wtf...are there assholes leaving 60 dollar tips on 40 dollar bills?
The bar was packed with about 20 dudes who were all enamored by her phony chatter and ass-shaking, so maybe these idiots are laying out those type of tips? Not one of them left while I was there for an hour, so she obviously has a following, lol.
Todays rant
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Post by Gunnails on Aug 2, 2017 11:17:50 GMT -5
Pics are it didn't happen.
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Post by JStokes on Aug 2, 2017 11:23:24 GMT -5
So the ATM gives out $100s even when taking out small amounts?
We got a Rockefeller here.
What happens if you just want $20?
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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2017 11:28:39 GMT -5
Pics are it didn't happen. I take pic, pic goes into cloud, wife see's pic of random chicks arse behind a bar pop up in her phone whilst she's at work. Sounds good. Gimme a sec. So the ATM gives out $100s even when taking out small amounts? We got a Rockefeller here. What happens if you just want $20? _ Not small like you, small like 200 bucks. I want 10 twenties, not 5 and one big bill I'll have to break. Common |
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Post by shakin on Aug 2, 2017 11:55:19 GMT -5
wtf...are there assholes leaving 60 dollar tips on 40 dollar bills? how do you think ragu blew through all lsl's donation money so fast? common |
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 2, 2017 11:57:22 GMT -5
Were you at RJ Daniels?
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Post by tbp on Aug 2, 2017 11:58:37 GMT -5
She was simply seeing if you liked her ass enough to give her all the money. Some guys are real dicks and she was testing you. Didn't work? No problem, it didn't cost her anything to ask.
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Post by Big L on Aug 2, 2017 12:06:35 GMT -5
Did you miss the part when she chuckled awkwardly after asking if you needed change? It was a joke, you gindaloon. Common.
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Post by JStokes on Aug 2, 2017 12:13:48 GMT -5
Let me get this straight.
The wife would notice a $40 liquid lunch but taking out $200-$300 at a time from the ATM goes unnoticed?
Wifey: Hey Green, what's this $200 withdrawal for?
Green: Ahhhh I was having coffee. With the boys.
Wifey: Ok honey.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 2, 2017 12:48:33 GMT -5
Dont even need to read thread or your dribble. I remember your haircut for men proper tip thread. You were and are a cheap. You'd live in a cave if you could get away with it and lick YOUR bank statements
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Post by shakin on Aug 2, 2017 13:20:39 GMT -5
Dont even need to read thread or your dribble. "drivel." "don't even need to read thread or your drivel." my god, and you're an on-air personality? |
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Post by JStokes on Aug 2, 2017 13:29:21 GMT -5
Dont even need to read thread or your dribble. "drivel." "don't even need to read thread or your drivel." my god, and you're an on-air personality? He also confuses cross-over with cross-dressing. Big WNBA fan that Ragu. _ |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2017 13:32:29 GMT -5
Did you miss the part when she chuckled awkwardly after asking if you needed change? It was a joke, you gindaloon. Common. It's your fault he has to eat alone. Summer vacation. Great. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2017 13:34:02 GMT -5
Dont even need to read thread or your dribble. "drivel." "don't even need to read thread or your drivel." my god, and you're an on-air personality? I think it was a joke, you gindaloon. |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 2, 2017 14:21:36 GMT -5
Nah, the last couple of times I was in there it was an old dude bartending. Not a huge fan of that place. Some joint in Point Lookout. |
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