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Post by tbp on Aug 25, 2017 11:55:51 GMT -5
She has kipper flaps the size of bed pillows. A lot of material to move before uncovering the cave.
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Post by tbp on Aug 23, 2017 19:10:31 GMT -5
You misunderstand - I want the link to read more about this hero/hampurite. =========================================== thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/NEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package. The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.” “It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.” Easily the penultimate hampurite! Rags, send her her lifetime membership.
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Post by tbp on Aug 21, 2017 10:36:06 GMT -5
"That has to be one charming Mother-tucking donkey."
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Post by tbp on Aug 15, 2017 9:27:09 GMT -5
Probably more well done than their burgers at the fair. Jeebus, it would be hard to make this shit up. This sounds ;ile a script outtake from Talladega Nights.
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Post by tbp on Aug 7, 2017 21:46:22 GMT -5
Brilliant! Brilliant!
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Post by tbp on Aug 5, 2017 19:03:29 GMT -5
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by tbp on Aug 4, 2017 8:56:29 GMT -5
Don't get the card 32 uses. Only gives out hundy's. _ 32 is "Straight cash Honey."
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 18:54:58 GMT -5
best marriage related decision i ever made was to start my weekend business give my weekday "real" job paycheck to the missus so she can pay the bills and handle all the nonsense (i handed that chore over to her 10 years ago, she wanted it, i didn't)...and have all the walking around/pissing away money i need from the weekend gig. throw in the fact that the weekend gig involves drinking, interacting/entertaining with tipsy-to-inebriated milfs, eating catered food and "working" (lollol) with friends i've known since grade school, and it's a win win. nary a fight about money or spending, ever. shut up liver, you're fine. You're a waiter at the local country club on weekends? 'Tips' must be great!
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 9:46:36 GMT -5
There is no LSL. You guys are gullible dopes. Common WLF??? So ... are you really a raccoon-loving, mum-growing ex-cop from Long Island? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Those are his only good attributes.
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 9:41:24 GMT -5
Is this a "rot in hell, douchbag" thread? Who had JS23?
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 9:35:33 GMT -5
Pounding fist repeatedly on the kitchen table whilst shouting...
"I am not a cheap, wifey-fearing, beemer turck owning..."
whilst the bride is at work!
Jus' sayin'
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Post by tbp on Aug 3, 2017 6:26:51 GMT -5
"And I don't have a $75,000 truck. Fuck sake, what kind of truck costs $75K?"
Lesseee.....
Chevy/Ford Truck: 25K Ameliorate the Bride with lavish gift(s): 50K
"Truck" cost 75K
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Post by tbp on Aug 2, 2017 12:04:17 GMT -5
How far away from the clients will you be sitting?
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Post by tbp on Aug 2, 2017 11:58:37 GMT -5
She was simply seeing if you liked her ass enough to give her all the money. Some guys are real dicks and she was testing you. Didn't work? No problem, it didn't cost her anything to ask.
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Post by tbp on Jul 31, 2017 8:53:12 GMT -5
This is like the Ragu and DBIII smackdown. Oh those days....
Maybe JS23 is working on that tree outside his bedroom that is interfering with h is interwebz signal?
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