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Post by Lithfan on Jan 23, 2015 7:54:04 GMT -5
Nice. Thanks for posting. Reminds me of the old Eagles song, "You can't hide your Lyin Eyes"
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Post by kuntysoze on Jan 23, 2015 8:55:08 GMT -5
Holy shit ESPN is filled with a bunch of fucking idiots. They just had some "scientist" come on and talk about how it's possible for the football to lose air pressure because of cold weather. True But what the fuck does this prove? The footballs on the Colts sideline were all filled to regulation. Does mother nature only effect the Flats* footballs or some shit? OK...I saw this one coming...let's go: PV=nRT requires that the pressures and temperatures be expressed as "absolute" quantities. Typical air pressure is 14.7 psi. A fully deflated ball (e.g. cut by a knife) has 14.7 psi. When the pressure is measured by a ref, this is a so-called "gauge pressure". a 13.0 psi gauge pressure is therefore 14.7+13.0 = 27.7 psi which is 191,000 Pascals absolute pressure. ( link ) Let's say that the ball was initially at equilibrium in a rather warm room...80 degrees Fahrenheit. The temperature should also be expressed on an absolute scale and 80 degrees Fahrenheit is 300 Kelvin ( link ). The temperature on the field was 51 Fahrenheit which is 283.7 Kelvin ( link ). If noone lets air out of the ball, then n is a constant, V is nearly constant, and R is always a constant. Thus we find: p1/T1 = p2/T2 or p2 = T2/T1 * p1...leading to p2 = 26.2 psi absolute pressure. This is a grand total of 11.5 psi...1.5 psi lower than the initial. 2 psi lower than legal is 2.5 psi lower than 13.0 (not 1.5) That said...the story I heard includes the following facts: - The refs took measured the pressure at half time (presumably back indoors so the calculation is moot).
- The refs also measured the balls from the Colts balls and got all within compliance (supporting the prior conjecture).
- If the calculation is repeated using a normal temp room (72 degrees), a 13.0 psi ball drops to 12.0 outside.
- The volume is not truly constant and therefore the pressure drop is smaller than these calculations.
End result: The Deflatriots cheated (AGAIN). Q.E.D.
A mathematical proof conclusively showing that the Pats are cheaters. Bravo. This should be posted all over the internet.
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Post by Touchable on Jan 23, 2015 9:55:16 GMT -5
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 23, 2015 10:11:23 GMT -5
Holy shit ESPN is filled with a bunch of fucking idiots. They just had some "scientist" come on and talk about how it's possible for the football to lose air pressure because of cold weather. True But what the fuck does this prove? The footballs on the Colts sideline were all filled to regulation. Does mother nature only effect the Flats* footballs or some shit? OK...I saw this one coming...let's go: PV=nRT requires that the pressures and temperatures be expressed as "absolute" quantities. Typical air pressure is 14.7 psi. A fully deflated ball (e.g. cut by a knife) has 14.7 psi. When the pressure is measured by a ref, this is a so-called "gauge pressure". a 13.0 psi gauge pressure is therefore 14.7+13.0 = 27.7 psi which is 191,000 Pascals absolute pressure. ( link ) Let's say that the ball was initially at equilibrium in a rather warm room...80 degrees Fahrenheit. The temperature should also be expressed on an absolute scale and 80 degrees Fahrenheit is 300 Kelvin ( link ). The temperature on the field was 51 Fahrenheit which is 283.7 Kelvin ( link ). If noone lets air out of the ball, then n is a constant, V is nearly constant, and R is always a constant. Thus we find: p1/T1 = p2/T2 or p2 = T2/T1 * p1...leading to p2 = 26.2 psi absolute pressure. This is a grand total of 11.5 psi...1.5 psi lower than the initial. 2 psi lower than legal is 2.5 psi lower than 13.0 (not 1.5) That said...the story I heard includes the following facts: - The refs took measured the pressure at half time (presumably back indoors so the calculation is moot).
- The refs also measured the balls from the Colts balls and got all within compliance (supporting the prior conjecture).
- If the calculation is repeated using a normal temp room (72 degrees), a 13.0 psi ball drops to 12.0 outside.
- The volume is not truly constant and therefore the pressure drop is smaller than these calculations.
End result: The Deflatriots cheated (AGAIN). Q.E.D.
Since there's no geek award, you get The Extra Mile Award
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 23, 2015 10:17:59 GMT -5
Holy shit ESPN is filled with a bunch of fucking idiots. They just had some "scientist" come on and talk about how it's possible for the football to lose air pressure because of cold weather. True But what the fuck does this prove? The footballs on the Colts sideline were all filled to regulation. Does mother nature only effect the Flats* footballs or some shit? OK...I saw this one coming...let's go: PV=nRT requires that the pressures and temperatures be expressed as "absolute" quantities. Typical air pressure is 14.7 psi. A fully deflated ball (e.g. cut by a knife) has 14.7 psi. When the pressure is measured by a ref, this is a so-called "gauge pressure". a 13.0 psi gauge pressure is therefore 14.7+13.0 = 27.7 psi which is 191,000 Pascals absolute pressure. ( link ) Let's say that the ball was initially at equilibrium in a rather warm room...80 degrees Fahrenheit. The temperature should also be expressed on an absolute scale and 80 degrees Fahrenheit is 300 Kelvin ( link ). The temperature on the field was 51 Fahrenheit which is 283.7 Kelvin ( link ). If noone lets air out of the ball, then n is a constant, V is nearly constant, and R is always a constant. Thus we find: p1/T1 = p2/T2 or p2 = T2/T1 * p1...leading to p2 = 26.2 psi absolute pressure. This is a grand total of 11.5 psi...1.5 psi lower than the initial. 2 psi lower than legal is 2.5 psi lower than 13.0 (not 1.5) That said...the story I heard includes the following facts: - The refs took measured the pressure at half time (presumably back indoors so the calculation is moot).
- The refs also measured the balls from the Colts balls and got all within compliance (supporting the prior conjecture).
- If the calculation is repeated using a normal temp room (72 degrees), a 13.0 psi ball drops to 12.0 outside.
- The volume is not truly constant and therefore the pressure drop is smaller than these calculations.
End result: The Deflatriots cheated (AGAIN). Q.E.D.
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Post by russiangreen on Jan 23, 2015 10:32:28 GMT -5
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Post by jetswin on Jan 23, 2015 10:38:09 GMT -5
OK...I saw this one coming...let's go: PV=nRT requires that the pressures and temperatures be expressed as "absolute" quantities. Typical air pressure is 14.7 psi. A fully deflated ball (e.g. cut by a knife) has 14.7 psi. When the pressure is measured by a ref, this is a so-called "gauge pressure". a 13.0 psi gauge pressure is therefore 14.7+13.0 = 27.7 psi which is 191,000 Pascals absolute pressure. ( link ) Let's say that the ball was initially at equilibrium in a rather warm room...80 degrees Fahrenheit. The temperature should also be expressed on an absolute scale and 80 degrees Fahrenheit is 300 Kelvin ( link ). The temperature on the field was 51 Fahrenheit which is 283.7 Kelvin ( link ). If noone lets air out of the ball, then n is a constant, V is nearly constant, and R is always a constant. Thus we find: p1/T1 = p2/T2 or p2 = T2/T1 * p1...leading to p2 = 26.2 psi absolute pressure. This is a grand total of 11.5 psi...1.5 psi lower than the initial. 2 psi lower than legal is 2.5 psi lower than 13.0 (not 1.5) ...
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Post by Touchable on Jan 23, 2015 10:53:51 GMT -5
@tedemrich 1h1 hour ago
Romo: "Our head coach has nothing to do with the balls on gameday...You have to question the ball boys, and it comes back to the QB."
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Post by southside on Jan 23, 2015 10:58:54 GMT -5
Tony Homo.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 23, 2015 11:02:24 GMT -5
@tedemrich 1h1 hour ago Romo: "Our head coach has nothing to do with the balls on gameday...You have to question the ball boys, and it comes back to the QB." Unless your HC decides playing with an under-inflated ball in bad weather provides precisely they type of slight edge he strives to create for his team.
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Post by JetBidi on Jan 23, 2015 11:03:18 GMT -5
@tedemrich 1h1 hour ago Romo: "Our head coach has nothing to do with the balls on gameday...You have to question the ball boys, and it comes back to the QB." So SparklePony (like Gregg Williams) instructed people to do something that the NFL frowns upon (and in this case is completely against the rules not a "player safety issue") and it was all done under Belicheat's (like Sean Payton's) watch. Sounds like suspensions all around to me.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 11:10:10 GMT -5
so in "A Few Good Men" there's a scene where tom cruise has one of the officers on the stand, the officer is smugly talking about how when he gives an order, it's the word of god and his men wouldn't dare go against it...then cruise nails him with something like "well then if you gave the order not to touch private Santiago, and your men always listen to orders, why then would they go fuck him up?"
during brady's press conference he said "once i get the balls ready just the way i like them, nobody's allowed to touch them or do anything to them at all." so then tell me mr. brady; if you make it clear that nobody i mean NOBODY is allowed to do anything to the balls once they're the way you like them, why would some ballboy take it upon himself to mess with your balls?
the pig is ripe
and lying
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 23, 2015 11:14:44 GMT -5
so in "A Few Good Men" there's a scene where tom cruise has one of the officers on the stand, the officer is smugly talking about how when he gives an order, it's the word of god and his men wouldn't dare go against it...then cruise nails him with something like "well then if you gave the order not to touch private Santiago, and your men always listen to orders, why then would they go fuck him up?" during SparklePony's press conference he said "once i get the balls ready just the way i like them, nobody's allowed to touch them or do anything to them at all." so then tell me mr. SparklePony; if you make it clear that nobody i mean NOBODY is allowed to do anything to the balls once they're the way you like them, why would some ballboy take it upon himself to mess with your balls? the pig is ripe and lying Did you also watch this on HDNet Movies last night?
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Post by morite on Jan 23, 2015 11:16:57 GMT -5
Holy shit ESPN is filled with a bunch of fucking idiots. They just had some "scientist" come on and talk about how it's possible for the football to lose air pressure because of cold weather. True But what the fuck does this prove? The footballs on the Colts sideline were all filled to regulation. Does mother nature only effect the Flats* footballs or some shit? OK...I saw this one coming...let's go: PV=nRT requires that the pressures and temperatures be expressed as "absolute" quantities. Typical air pressure is 14.7 psi. A fully deflated ball (e.g. cut by a knife) has 14.7 psi. When the pressure is measured by a ref, this is a so-called "gauge pressure". a 13.0 psi gauge pressure is therefore 14.7+13.0 = 27.7 psi which is 191,000 Pascals absolute pressure. ( link ) Let's say that the ball was initially at equilibrium in a rather warm room...80 degrees Fahrenheit. The temperature should also be expressed on an absolute scale and 80 degrees Fahrenheit is 300 Kelvin ( link ). The temperature on the field was 51 Fahrenheit which is 283.7 Kelvin ( link ). If noone lets air out of the ball, then n is a constant, V is nearly constant, and R is always a constant. Thus we find: p1/T1 = p2/T2 or p2 = T2/T1 * p1...leading to p2 = 26.2 psi absolute pressure. This is a grand total of 11.5 psi...1.5 psi lower than the initial. 2 psi lower than legal is 2.5 psi lower than 13.0 (not 1.5) That said...the story I heard includes the following facts: - The refs took measured the pressure at half time (presumably back indoors so the calculation is moot).
- The refs also measured the balls from the Colts balls and got all within compliance (supporting the prior conjecture).
- If the calculation is repeated using a normal temp room (72 degrees), a 13.0 psi ball drops to 12.0 outside.
- The volume is not truly constant and therefore the pressure drop is smaller than these calculations.
End result: The Deflatriots cheated (AGAIN). Q.E.D.
You are very smart.
What do you know about weather? Could you be our better version of CookieMonsta on this site?
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Post by morite on Jan 23, 2015 11:22:34 GMT -5
so in "A Few Good Men" there's a scene where tom cruise has one of the officers on the stand, the officer is smugly talking about how when he gives an order, it's the word of god and his men wouldn't dare go against it...then cruise nails him with something like "well then if you gave the order not to touch private Santiago, and your men always listen to orders, why then would they go fuck him up?" during SparklePony's press conference he said "once i get the balls ready just the way i like them, nobody's allowed to touch them or do anything to them at all." so then tell me mr. SparklePony; if you make it clear that nobody i mean NOBODY is allowed to do anything to the balls once they're the way you like them, why would some ballboy take it upon himself to mess with your balls? the pig is ripe and lying Did you also watch this on HDNet Movies last night? I did...great movie. Jack Nicholson has some classic lines: "There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."
Amen to that.
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