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Post by Big L on Jul 17, 2015 11:35:05 GMT -5
Where's Borgo when you need him? Something something velvety bouquet yada yada ablutions blah blah pudendum herp-a-derp Marc Bolan wha'eva wha'eva Italian, Newburgh, cartoonish nostrils, I'm leaving. Forever. Again. Oh hello again, gentlemen. Lather, rinse, repeat. I'm sure Borgo would have had some steely insight in to the female ejaculation.
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Post by southside on Jul 17, 2015 16:50:56 GMT -5
What did Wesley Walker have to say about this?
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Post by Peebag on Jul 17, 2015 18:12:08 GMT -5
Something something velvety bouquet yada yada ablutions blah blah pudendum herp-a-derp Marc Bolan wha'eva wha'eva Italian, Newburgh, cartoonish nostrils, I'm leaving. Forever. Again. Oh hello again, gentlemen. Lather, rinse, repeat. I'm sure Borgo would have had some steely insight in to the female ejaculation. well he was kind of a dandy sort of dan
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Post by Hotman on Jul 17, 2015 19:33:35 GMT -5
I say it's only fair to take a shit in her bad at this point. She's clearly into it. Do it and report back. Eat lots of chili dogs if you can so she knows you are serious about her.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 22:09:05 GMT -5
Something something velvety bouquet yada yada ablutions blah blah pudendum herp-a-derp Marc Bolan wha'eva wha'eva Italian, Newburgh, cartoonish nostrils, I'm leaving. Forever. Again. Oh hello again, gentlemen. Lather, rinse, repeat. I'm sure Borgo would have had some steely insight in to the female ejaculation. If that's not YAHTZEE...well, then,....well then.
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Post by Dirtstar on Jul 21, 2015 12:34:01 GMT -5
Things could be worse
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Post by Big L on Jul 22, 2015 5:06:22 GMT -5
So porgy did you have her over for a dinner of steak, potato, and asparagus, and finally figure this thing out?
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Post by rexneffect on Jul 22, 2015 8:37:34 GMT -5
No shit. How long does it take to feed a gal some asparagus???
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Post by porgyman on Jul 22, 2015 9:38:10 GMT -5
So porgy did you have her over for a dinner of steak, potato, and asparagus, and finally figure this thing out? Not yet. She has been on the road...we agreed to get together when she is back in town.
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Post by Big L on Jul 22, 2015 11:06:37 GMT -5
So porgy did you have her over for a dinner of steak, potato, and asparagus, and finally figure this thing out? Not yet. She has been on the road...we agreed to get together when she is back in town. ie: she's soaking some other dudes bed.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 12:21:13 GMT -5
Not yet. She has been on the road...we agreed to get together when she is back in town. ie: she's soaking some other dudes bed. A composter, I'd reckon.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 12:24:00 GMT -5
"Yep, a one of a kind couch - even has it's own watermark!"
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Post by porgyman on Jul 22, 2015 12:24:12 GMT -5
Not yet. She has been on the road...we agreed to get together when she is back in town. ie: she's soaking some other dudes bed. Story of my life. I feed her. I screw her. All I get left with are some stained sheets and a wet mattress. There's a country song in there, somewhere. Woe is me... Seriously, I don't think that she is slip sliding on someone elses pole. Unless she is a helluva actress.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 13:21:56 GMT -5
So porgy did you have her over for a dinner of steak, potato, and asparagus, and finally figure this thing out? Not yet. She has been on the road...we agreed to get together when she is back in town. is the wet puddle/stain still there every morning? i think i might have this figured out
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Post by porgyman on Jul 22, 2015 15:19:57 GMT -5
Not yet. She has been on the road...we agreed to get together when she is back in town. is the wet puddle/stain still there every morning? i think i might have this figured out The stain is gone. When the moisture dried up, this big ass stain was left on the mattress. No odor that I could tell...just a stain. Anyhow, a little Oxyclean and some elbow grease...and I'm back in business. Just may want to avoid borrowing a hair brush at the crib though.....
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