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Post by PK on Sept 21, 2015 16:59:23 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process.
Fml....Lol.
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Post by Peebag on Sept 21, 2015 17:11:52 GMT -5
Just tell them you hate the Beatles and love death metal....that should go over well....
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Post by 32Green on Sept 21, 2015 17:12:30 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process. Fml....Lol. Hands flat down on table, stare at interviewers forehead, dont ...ever. You'll thank me later.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 17:35:44 GMT -5
Just show them some of your best work...... Talk with conviction, Good Luck.
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Post by jay57 on Sept 21, 2015 17:53:15 GMT -5
When's the piss test?
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Post by Hotman on Sept 21, 2015 17:57:51 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process. Fml....Lol. Hands flat down on table, stare at interviewers forehead, dont ...ever. You'll thank me later. It always works in.... Interviews.... Where your lolyer isn't present.
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Post by Hotman on Sept 21, 2015 17:59:37 GMT -5
They are taking a stool sample at stage 2 of the interview. Drink lots of coffee so it's liqified as possible.
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Post by southside on Sept 21, 2015 18:29:58 GMT -5
Just got the letter in the mail for the interview next week.....
Uh there are better ways to word that in order not to make it sound like you're a space traveller.
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Post by PK on Sept 21, 2015 18:44:22 GMT -5
I said it's a state job. They don't do that. Liberals would whine that it's profiling...
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Post by Hotman on Sept 21, 2015 19:20:23 GMT -5
I said it's a state job. They don't do that. Liberals would whine that it's profiling... GOLDEN!! Recommend me when you get there, I can do it all!
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Post by jay57 on Sept 21, 2015 19:32:03 GMT -5
I said it's a state job. They don't do that. Liberals would whine that it's profiling... I have one of those state jobs myself. God bless America!
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 21, 2015 22:44:45 GMT -5
Do you have your dinosaur picked out?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 23:00:19 GMT -5
research dinosaurs
pick a favorit
print out your resume
30 copies
cover those stupid tattoos
say "of course" at the beginning of every sentence, nod with your eyebrows raised after every sentence
good luck
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Post by Big L on Sept 21, 2015 23:01:41 GMT -5
Wear a suit when on the phone.
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Post by flushingjet on Sept 21, 2015 23:06:10 GMT -5
How far from the interviewer will you be sitting?
I will be glad to write a character reference.
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