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Post by porgyman on Sept 23, 2015 22:23:32 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process. Fml....Lol. I hate these things. They need you to "get it right"; so don't "hampur outside the lines" while this pinhead assists. How frightening; all because you are trying to help your family and your next boss. Keep "personality" Fixed at "Smiling and helpful". They are looking to find umbrage; talk about helping your "sick aunts". The guy wants a State job, not to be elected Miss America.
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Post by porgyman on Sept 23, 2015 22:28:06 GMT -5
i'm in a meeting in horsham pennsylvania, all fucking week in this backwater shithole. anyhoo this a.m. i'm sitting across from one of our reps with amazing knockers and healthy cleavage, i can't stop staring, nor do i care to try, nor do i care that its obvious. anyway she excuses herself to go to the ladies room and comes back with her shirt bobby pinned together up top i'm still staring anyway I live in the next town north of Horsham. Horsham is a backwater shithole. Glad that I don't live there...
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Post by thebigragu on Sept 23, 2015 23:04:53 GMT -5
I get so jealous reading these work day office stories. I literally have never been in an interview. Would love to have one. I might just fill out some random application at a home depot or something just to see what exactly goes on in there. I think it would be fun
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Post by southside on Sept 23, 2015 23:18:03 GMT -5
I get so jealous reading these work day office stories. I literally have never been in an interview. Would love to have one. I might just fill out some random application at a home depot or something just to see what exactly goes on in there. I think it would be fun You couldn't handle the dooshieness. You'll go back to jail, don't do it!
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Post by thebigragu on Sept 23, 2015 23:30:54 GMT -5
So why do you want this job?
I dont really honestly i would rather kill myself but it says you give me money after i work so many hours, my wife said either kill myself or get a job here. So i became religious and found out offing myself is a one way ticket to hell so that's out now. So i guess i want this job because i dont want to go to hell....?
How do you feel you can benefit this company?
No idea really i don't work here yet. After a few months i get my ear to the ground around here see whats what see whos who how things work...let me tell you this buddy i see something that's really difficult to do and find a way to do it that's much easier. Like making money it's difficult to get ahead but i always had a knack for things most people shy away from because their afraid oh oh this is wrong this is against the law i might go to jail...bullshit if you apply yourself you can skate on the thin line of the law for decades before you're number is called. Of course this is where the religion thing plays in again so that's why im here. I make a very good living bailing pieces of garbage out of jail but I dont feel complete. Anyhow its a dumb question and im fucking rambling on now because you got me all fucked up in the head.
It's says here you have been convicted of um a few felonies, care to elaborate on any of the cases?
No not really what can i say im innocent? Do I think i am yes did they think i was no. Did my lawyer drop the ball a few times sure. It is what it is but know this everyones version of the truth is different, and the truth will not set you free in fact it would put you in front of a firing squad some people's truth. Other peoples truth who cares i dont know them they dont know me. I know the truth about me that's all i know and nothing i say to you is going to make you believe what i believe is the truth next question please.
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Post by jay57 on Sept 24, 2015 0:04:26 GMT -5
So why do you want this job? I dont really honestly i would rather kill myself but it says you give me money after i work so many hours, my wife said either kill myself or get a job here. So i became religious and found out offing myself is a one way ticket to hell so that's out now. So i guess i want this job because i dont want to go to hell....? How do you feel you can benefit this company? No idea really i don't work here yet. After a few months i get my ear to the ground around here see whats what see whos who how things work...let me tell you this buddy i see something that's really difficult to do and find a way to do it that's much easier. Like making money it's difficult to get ahead but i always had a knack for things most people shy away from because their afraid oh oh this is wrong this is against the law i might go to jail...bullshit if you apply yourself you can skate on the thin line of the law for decades before you're number is called. Of course this is where the religion thing plays in again so that's why im here. I make a very good living bailing pieces of garbage out of jail but I dont feel complete. Anyhow its a dumb question and im fucking rambling on now because you got me all fucked up in the head. It's says here you have been convicted of um a few felonies, care to elaborate on any of the cases? No not really what can i say im innocent? Do I think i am yes did they think i was no. Did my lawyer drop the ball a few times sure. It is what it is but know this everyones version of the truth is different, and the truth will not set you free in fact it would put you in front of a firing squad some people's truth. Other peoples truth who cares i dont know them they dont know me. I know the truth about me that's all i know and nothing i say to you is going to make you believe what i believe is the truth next question please. I feel like the Bob's would love this and promote you to "hedge fund manager".
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Post by Big L on Sept 24, 2015 2:59:13 GMT -5
So why do you want this job? I dont really honestly i would rather kill myself but it says you give me money after i work so many hours, my wife said either kill myself or get a job here. So i became religious and found out offing myself is a one way ticket to hell so that's out now. So i guess i want this job because i dont want to go to hell....? How do you feel you can benefit this company? No idea really i don't work here yet. After a few months i get my ear to the ground around here see whats what see whos who how things work...let me tell you this buddy i see something that's really difficult to do and find a way to do it that's much easier. Like making money it's difficult to get ahead but i always had a knack for things most people shy away from because their afraid oh oh this is wrong this is against the law i might go to jail...bullshit if you apply yourself you can skate on the thin line of the law for decades before you're number is called. Of course this is where the religion thing plays in again so that's why im here. I make a very good living bailing pieces of garbage out of jail but I dont feel complete. Anyhow its a dumb question and im fucking rambling on now because you got me all fucked up in the head. It's says here you have been convicted of um a few felonies, care to elaborate on any of the cases? No not really what can i say im innocent? Do I think i am yes did they think i was no. Did my lawyer drop the ball a few times sure. It is what it is but know this everyones version of the truth is different, and the truth will not set you free in fact it would put you in front of a firing squad some people's truth. Other peoples truth who cares i dont know them they dont know me. I know the truth about me that's all i know and nothing i say to you is going to make you believe what i believe is the truth next question please. You're frank rizzo, aren't you?
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Post by Big L on Sept 24, 2015 3:08:46 GMT -5
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Post by Fishooked on Sept 24, 2015 5:15:26 GMT -5
I get so jealous reading these work day office stories. I literally have never been in an interview. Would love to have one. I might just fill out some random application at a home depot or something just to see what exactly goes on in there. I think it would be fun maybe shakin can give you a phone interview, for starters
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2015 6:11:16 GMT -5
I can sell cars! I'll push their face right down on that hood...you buy this fu**ing car or I'll break your goddam head
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2015 9:31:47 GMT -5
I hate these things. They need you to "get it right"; so don't "hampur outside the lines" while this pinhead assists. How frightening; all because you are trying to help your family and your next boss. Keep "personality" Fixed at "Smiling and helpful". They are looking to find umbrage; talk about helping your "sick aunts". The guy wants a State job, not to be elected Miss America. That's not a State job? You haven't been to Speonk
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Sept 24, 2015 9:34:34 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process. Fml....Lol. Yeah, tell'em you think the Pope's a Commie. That will getchya noticed. Oh and don't forget to take your tinfoil hat.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Sept 24, 2015 9:36:53 GMT -5
i'm in a meeting in horsham pennsylvania, all fucking week in this backwater shithole. anyhoo this a.m. i'm sitting across from one of our reps with amazing knockers and healthy cleavage, i can't stop staring, nor do i care to try, nor do i care that its obvious. anyway she excuses herself to go to the ladies room and comes back with her shirt bobby pinned together up top i'm still staring anyway Post pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2015 10:33:38 GMT -5
i'm in a meeting in horsham pennsylvania, all fucking week in this backwater shithole. anyhoo this a.m. i'm sitting across from one of our reps with amazing knockers and healthy cleavage, i can't stop staring, nor do i care to try, nor do i care that its obvious. anyway she excuses herself to go to the ladies room and comes back with her shirt bobby pinned together up top i'm still staring anyway Post pics or it didn't happen. we have a no phones policy in meetings, actually leave them in a basket outside the door, because of the fucking mooks who can't go 2 seconds without looking at their grease stained smartphone screen but trust me, they're real, and they're spectacular
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Sept 24, 2015 11:46:46 GMT -5
Post pics or it didn't happen. we have a no phones policy in meetings, actually leave them in a basket outside the door, because of the fucking mooks who can't go 2 seconds without looking at their grease stained smartphone screen but trust me, they're real, and they're spectacularFunny, I had a co-worker tell me that about her bosom's one time. I never did get to verify. I guess me being married and all...
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