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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2015 23:07:33 GMT -5
if they want to talk to a guy you helped with his shit pipe, tell them to email me
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Post by southside on Sept 22, 2015 7:49:52 GMT -5
What do you know about cosmic gasses?
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Post by quantum on Sept 22, 2015 8:08:52 GMT -5
show pix of Betsy - you'll ace it.
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Post by Fishooked on Sept 22, 2015 8:38:11 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process. Fml....Lol. It might be time to change your name on Facebook again lol
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 22, 2015 8:40:27 GMT -5
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Post by jetswin on Sept 22, 2015 11:13:45 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2015 11:35:34 GMT -5
First actual job interview I've ever had. For a state position I applied for a year ago. Just got the letter for the interview next week...And found out they're also going to have a professional "behavioral" interview third party there to "assist" in the interview process. Fml....Lol. I hate these things. They need you to "get it right"; so don't "hampur outside the lines" while this pinhead assists. How frightening; all because you are trying to help your family and your next boss. Keep "personality" fixed at "Smiling and helpful". They are looking to find umbrage; talk about helping your "sick aunts".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2015 11:41:18 GMT -5
I'm atop the leaderboard for "Saying Stupid Sh*t to Employers"; btw. About 18 strokes ahead of you guys. of course, I work at home.
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Post by Dirtstar on Sept 22, 2015 20:16:54 GMT -5
show pix of Betsy - you'll ace it. +2
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 23, 2015 4:23:52 GMT -5
I'm atop the leaderboard for "Saying Stupid Sh*t to Employers"; btw. About 18 strokes ahead of you guys. of course, I work at home. Dunno...shakin seems to have that corner covered. He seems to be irreplaceable at what he does no matter how much he DGAF. I bet he rubs his balls on his boss' keyboard. You should start a thread with him and tell us your stories so we can decide.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2015 6:34:09 GMT -5
shankin wins hands down; he works in Manhattan. Working in SF is like...SF is like one huge starbucks. Manhattan is...
Shankin might be King of New York, I would bet my Hess Brontosaurus on it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2015 9:35:17 GMT -5
i'm in a meeting in horsham pennsylvania, all fucking week in this backwater shithole. anyhoo this a.m. i'm sitting across from one of our reps with amazing knockers and healthy cleavage, i can't stop staring, nor do i care to try, nor do i care that its obvious. anyway she excuses herself to go to the ladies room and comes back with her shirt bobby pinned together up top
i'm still staring anyway
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Post by frostlich on Sept 23, 2015 10:52:10 GMT -5
Open your shirt to show off your boobs during the interview. I heard that helps.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 23, 2015 10:58:05 GMT -5
i'm in a meeting in horsham pennsylvania, all fucking week in this backwater shithole. anyhoo this a.m. i'm sitting across from one of our reps with amazing knockers and healthy cleavage, i can't stop staring, nor do i care to try, nor do i care that its obvious. anyway she excuses herself to go to the ladies room and comes back with her shirt bobby pinned together up top i'm still staring anyway Well, in order for her to notice that you were staring at her, she must have stared at you. Now listen. You get the fvck up and excuse yourself and go to the rest room. COme back with your top buddons stapled and holding a folder over your d1ck. Explain loudly (nodding at her) that you didnt think you had to cover up like a muslim chick, but some people (nodding at her) cant control their hormones. That should seal up any pending deals too. -
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Post by Big L on Sept 23, 2015 11:01:09 GMT -5
Top notch! TOP NOTCH!
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