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Post by southside on Jan 8, 2016 19:14:28 GMT -5
I already won because I'm not dumb enough to buy into this bullshit conspiracy. Please explain. I only ask because a dude on my sales desk balked at a group Powerball ticket purchase because of a conspiracy he chose not to detail. It's possible that we are one and the same.... your sales desk dude and this old dude.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 8, 2016 19:22:44 GMT -5
Please explain. I only ask because a dude on my sales desk balked at a group Powerball ticket purchase because of a conspiracy he chose not to detail. It's possible that we are one and the same.... your sales desk dude and this old dude. conspiracy, as some 92 year old farmer form North dakota always wins, and took the payment plan.
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Post by shakin on Jan 9, 2016 1:31:25 GMT -5
the lottery is a tax on people too stupid to do basic math
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Post by iamthewalrus on Jan 9, 2016 7:00:42 GMT -5
I'd become a site supporter. Maybe $20/mo. even.
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Post by tkasper01 on Jan 9, 2016 11:02:28 GMT -5
Form a trust before claiming it. Then have the trust claim it with hire actors for the picture. This way only people you tell know you won. Not every dick with an internet connection. Then start to setup accounts for family and friends. Don't give them big sums as they will be broke in no time. Have a certain amount deposited for them every Jan. Set my kids up of course, but again not the Allen Iverson life style. Set up a scholarship at the local community colleges. This is often the first step taken in raising a families fortunes from blue collar. Give to the battered women charity. I cannot remember the name right now though. No women should ever have to live in fear. No kid should ever have to see that shit either. I would take my wife to any 12 places she wanted to go in the world and spend a month at each. Oh I almost forgot, go to work and do the moon walk while flipping the entire place off laughing my ass off.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 9, 2016 11:51:50 GMT -5
I'd put $2 million in a trust for each kid. Live off the interest and investment income on $10 million, and give away the rest. And oh yeah, I'd buy my mom a house so she can move the fuck out of mine. I love her, but no wife should have to live with her mother-in-law.
One last thing. I'd agree to be on TV to accept my winnings and when they ask what I will do with the money, I will yell at the top of my lungs "fuck her, fuck her right in the pussy!" Just so you'll know it's me.
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Post by crossfire on Jan 9, 2016 21:11:23 GMT -5
I've already committed to a party for all of you, complete with Russian girls from the ads on this page. W...t...f...I'm getting Viagra and adult diaper ads. Bing.... you muther fucker. It obviously knows what you look for online.
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Post by Warfish on Jan 9, 2016 23:03:05 GMT -5
Hookers and blow.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 10, 2016 8:01:27 GMT -5
No winners. Currently $1.3 billion.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jan 10, 2016 8:08:43 GMT -5
No winners. Currently $1.3 billion. I'd set up multiple fondations for families of children with Cancer...fly them free of charge and put them up in hotels close to where the treatment was.. Financial support, nutritional support etc...
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Post by Peebag on Jan 10, 2016 9:25:18 GMT -5
No winners. Currently $1.3 billion. I'd set up multiple fondations for families of children with Cancer...fly them free of charge and put them up in hotels close to where the treatment was.. Financial support, nutritional support etc... I'd buy Thingy a tremendous dildo.
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Post by frostlich on Jan 10, 2016 9:46:27 GMT -5
Gates or Zuckerberg will win it...and give half to charity.
Because thats how they roll.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 10, 2016 16:24:25 GMT -5
This hampurite has it correct That's great. "Buy a mountain of cocaine and live in a whore house" :-)
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 10, 2016 16:32:29 GMT -5
Buy the jets and move them to Nome, Alaska. They will have to play in a roofless freezing hell hole stadium (even worse than met death). No dome in nome!!! :-) And I wouldn't ever go to a single game. I'd b living it up in the Caribbean.
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Post by shea319now314 on Jan 10, 2016 17:29:00 GMT -5
I'd buy a PSL next to SAR I. So I can drink beer and scream curses with my ignorant blue collar obese friends.
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