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Post by PK on Jan 12, 2016 17:04:39 GMT -5
Welp, it's always nice to dream. I'd move somewhere more temperate and build my dream home on lakefront property. Not temperate...But there's a place for sale down the road from me. 7 bedroom, 5 bath, 9 hole golf course, small micro brewery, 2500 ft of lakefront. For 700k, lol. Oh...has a small airstrip too.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 12, 2016 17:11:08 GMT -5
Just two? It's hundreds of millions of dollars, not a good night at the blackjack table.
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Post by PK on Jan 12, 2016 21:11:29 GMT -5
GTFO You get more interesting by the minute. Lol. I was raised in a cult. Fucking door knockers.
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Post by Big L on Jan 12, 2016 21:16:36 GMT -5
GTFO You get more interesting by the minute. Lol. I was raised in a cult. Fucking door knockers. Dude, how do you get them to stop coming to your house? I was nice and talked to them once for 10 minutes like a year ago, and now they keep coming by every month. WTF? I ain't your friend, I ain't got time for chitchat about paragraphs in a book. You need a friend? Go to a bar. Go away. Im busy.
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Post by Big L on Jan 12, 2016 21:19:35 GMT -5
That's what I'll get with my powerball winnings. A full time receptionist to tell people when they come to my door "I'm sorry, Mr. big L is in a meeting now."
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Post by PK on Jan 12, 2016 21:27:25 GMT -5
Lol. I was raised in a cult. Fucking door knockers. Dude, how do you get them to stop coming to your house? I was nice and talked to them once for 10 minutes like a year ago, and now they keep coming by every month. WTF? I ain't your friend, I ain't got time for chitchat about paragraphs in a book. You need a friend? Go to a bar. Go away. Im busy. Lol. You do this.... Tell them you're "disfellowshiped". You have to use that exact word. They'll mark your address on their map to never stop by again.
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 13, 2016 9:29:27 GMT -5
That's what I'll get with my powerball winnings. A full time receptionist to tell people when they come to my door "I'm sorry, Mr. big L is in a meeting now." Im actually going to take meetings with people who want me to invest in their ideas. Im going to tell them all I will take it under advisement and let them know. Then I'll never let them know.
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Post by Big L on Jan 13, 2016 10:52:49 GMT -5
$1.5B is a lot of dough for a single winner. That's like mysterious death money. I'd be a little worried winning all that. Would have to hire a food taster at every meal, too.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 13, 2016 11:33:47 GMT -5
$1.5B is a lot of dough for a single winner. That's like mysterious death money. I'd be a little worried winning all that. Would have to hire a food taster at every meal, too. If you live in NYC, win and elect the cash option, after taxes you'll get a little over $585 million.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Jan 13, 2016 12:38:26 GMT -5
Dude, how do you get them to stop coming to your house? I was nice and talked to them once for 10 minutes like a year ago, and now they keep coming by every month. WTF? I ain't your friend, I ain't got time for chitchat about paragraphs in a book. You need a friend? Go to a bar. Go away. Im busy. Lol. You do this.... Tell them you're "disfellowshiped". You have to use that exact word. They'll mark your address on their map to never stop by again. They built a place in my town, and would come by. My answer was answer the door in a slayer tshirt, boxers, and have a big barking dog with me. But this is good too.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 13, 2016 18:51:16 GMT -5
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 13, 2016 19:38:15 GMT -5
Not a fan of your parents, huh? They are Jehova's, correct? Correct Are they allowed to take it?
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 13, 2016 19:40:15 GMT -5
That's what I'll get with my powerball winnings. A full time receptionist to tell people when they come to my door "I'm sorry, Mr. big L is in a meeting now." Im actually going to take meetings with people who want me to invest in their ideas. Im going to tell them all I will take it under advisement and let them know. Then I'll never let them know. You can do that without winning. You don't need money to be any meaner than you already are
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 13, 2016 19:48:43 GMT -5
Im actually going to take meetings with people who want me to invest in their ideas. Im going to tell them all I will take it under advisement and let them know. Then I'll never let them know. You can do that without winning. You don't need money to be any meaner than you already are I was actually gonna buy a bunch of hats from you. But you can forget it now.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 13, 2016 19:51:45 GMT -5
You can do that without winning. You don't need money to be any meaner than you already are I was actually gonna buy a bunch of hats from you. But you can forget it now. See! I was right.
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