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Post by flushingjet on Jan 10, 2016 19:27:24 GMT -5
I'd buy a bigger house, set up trust funds for my kids, invest a bunch, put the rest in the bank and live off interest. Then I'd find out who each and every one of you assholes are and I'd fuck your mothers, giving you all little bastard JT half-siblings. Then I'd set up trust funds for them because I'm a good father. I think I could make that happen with a a few hundred million dollarinos. So momentous an event ^^ they'd write songs about you like "Thunderpowerball" and "When My Red Robe Turns To Gold Again" #domoarigatomr.dildoto
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Post by PK on Jan 10, 2016 20:30:48 GMT -5
I'd figure out how much I need to keep up my lifestyle now, minus work, set aside enough for the 5 kiddos to pay for college, give my parents 100g each and then donate the rest.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 10, 2016 20:39:54 GMT -5
I'd figure out how much I need to keep up my lifestyle now, minus work, set aside enough for the 5 kiddos to pay for college, give my parents 100g each and then donate the rest. Not a fan of your parents, huh? They are Jehova's, correct?
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Post by timmy on Jan 10, 2016 20:48:45 GMT -5
Ok, this should be interesting. What would you do with your grand prize Powerball winnings? I've already committed to a party for all of you, complete with Russian girls from the ads on this page. Let's hear it. will that ungrateful Murph motherfucker be there? because then I'm out.
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Post by PK on Jan 10, 2016 21:46:20 GMT -5
I'd figure out how much I need to keep up my lifestyle now, minus work, set aside enough for the 5 kiddos to pay for college, give my parents 100g each and then donate the rest. Not a fan of your parents, huh? They are Jehova's, correct? Correct
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 10, 2016 21:55:45 GMT -5
If I win, I'll pick the first 100 takers, drive/fly you in for the NE game, we'll all stay at the Mandarin the night before the game and party. Morning of, a few first class party busses will take us to the stadium and I'll hire an off the hook company to tmdo the tailgate right. We'll all have pre-game field passes and we'll settle in to our 50 yard line seats. Then you fuckers sew on your own getting home because I'm on my helicopter and don't care about you peons.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Jan 11, 2016 14:09:21 GMT -5
Buy the Pasts* and change the uniform to say "CHEATERS" and be pink tutus Better yet, move the team to Intercourse, PA.
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Post by Trades on Jan 12, 2016 10:21:49 GMT -5
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 12, 2016 10:29:21 GMT -5
Not a fan of your parents, huh? They are Jehova's, correct? Correct GTFO You get more interesting by the minute.
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 12, 2016 10:40:07 GMT -5
GTFO You get more interesting by the minute. Ive known that for awhile. But even with a 580 million lump sum payout if someone handed me a hundred grand i fucking choke them with it.
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Post by Peebag on Jan 12, 2016 10:51:06 GMT -5
GTFO You get more interesting by the minute. Ive known that for awhile. But even with a 580 million lump sum payout if someone handed me a hundred grand i fucking choke them with it.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 12, 2016 11:38:56 GMT -5
Crazy. Ill put down 10 bucks, as you got to be in it to win it.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 12, 2016 12:19:33 GMT -5
Welp, it's always nice to dream.
I'd move somewhere more temperate and build my dream home on lakefront property.
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Post by Big L on Jan 12, 2016 12:36:02 GMT -5
I'd hit all 6 numbers, and with my luck, so would 140 million other people, making my payout $10.
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Post by jetswin on Jan 12, 2016 14:17:14 GMT -5
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