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Post by southside on Feb 11, 2017 21:09:54 GMT -5
And I went to dinner alone. Scored big time getting the waitress that was just cute as a button, personality for days, big ass in some yoga pants that looked like someone smacked her left cheek with a hand full of flour... Needless to say I was enchanted. We hit it off, as some of you know I have a gift when it comes to gabbing with the women. For dessert she gets me a nice cannoli and a coffee. The cannoli came on a doily and I make a joke about how special I feel that I have been served my cannoli on a doily. She cracked up and said she was amazed that I knew what they were called. I made a great facial expression that cracked her up even more... Essentially an embarrassed, you sly ol dog you, type of expression and then I quipped, "I said I know what they are... Not that I know how to make them! But you know I am a man of culture." She gave me the green light to all the coffee I wanted (she made the pot for me fresh). Needless to say we hit it off well. A few more pleasantries and then I grabbed my extra slices and hit the road. I should have asked for her number. But alas I did not. I'm sure she had a boyfriend. They always do... At least when I ask, hell even sometimes when I don't they tell me about their "boyfriend". This one didn't. She was something else. Reminded me of Rachel Ray except cuter and less fat, and also a much smaller set of jowels.
Just wanted to share my Saturday night. I think I'm gonna watch Casablanca and call it a day. I've been told I'd really enjoy it. Never seen it but it sounds like I will be able to relate.
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 11, 2017 21:29:41 GMT -5
Watch something with a happier ending than Casablanca.
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Post by Big L on Feb 11, 2017 21:35:24 GMT -5
What size tip did you leave her?
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Post by JStokes on Feb 11, 2017 21:57:25 GMT -5
You like them fatties.
Good thing she didn't jump on your back.
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Post by Big L on Feb 11, 2017 22:17:07 GMT -5
Chubby chaser?
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 0:09:57 GMT -5
She was not fat. Just a nice voluptuous bottom. I've already forgotten what she looked like... I guess it wasn't meant to be.
I watched Meru instead. Good movie, great story.
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Post by Warfish on Feb 12, 2017 0:13:42 GMT -5
Go back and eat there again, maybe this time go with it and ask. Worst she can say is "no".
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 17:53:26 GMT -5
Go back and eat there again, maybe this time go with it and ask. Worst she can say is "no". Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara?
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Post by JStokes on Feb 12, 2017 20:06:03 GMT -5
Go back and eat there again, maybe this time go with it and ask. Worst she can say is "no". Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara? You don't "boil" marinara. You simmer it. Fucking philistines. _
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 20:15:45 GMT -5
Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara? You don't "boil" marinara. You simmer it. Fucking philistines. _ If it bubbles it's boiling. Midigon! Besides how do you know he didn't crank it up to high just to give me a little extra? Cranky little man.
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Post by Big L on Feb 12, 2017 20:54:31 GMT -5
Go back and eat there again, maybe this time go with it and ask. Worst she can say is "no". Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara? Talk your way out of it, or beat tommy to it and kick him in the ding ding first. It's ok to ask a chick to go get a cup of coffee, and if she's taken all you say is sorry, I didn't know, and go on your way. Common.
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Post by JStokes on Feb 12, 2017 20:56:29 GMT -5
You don't "boil" marinara. You simmer it. Fucking philistines. _ If it bubbles it's boiling. Midigon! Besides how do you know he didn't crank it up to high just to give me a little extra? Cranky little man. Why would he ruin a perfectly good marinara for a non-threatening chubby chaser? _
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 12, 2017 20:56:44 GMT -5
Go back and eat there again, maybe this time go with it and ask. Worst she can say is "no". Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara? I'm picturing Daniel LaRusso in the country club scene when he bumps into a waiter and takes a plate of sketti all over himself.
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 20:57:26 GMT -5
If it bubbles it's boiling. Midigon! Besides how do you know he didn't crank it up to high just to give me a little extra? Cranky little man. Why would he ruin a perfectly good marinara for a non-threatening chubby chaser? _ You're mean spirited.
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 20:58:21 GMT -5
Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara? Talk your way out of it, or beat tommy to it and kick him in the ding ding first. It's ok to ask a chick to go get a cup of coffee, and if she's taken all you say is sorry, I didn't know, and go on your way. Common. Yeah maybe so. Maybe I'll ask her for to sit down and drink the pot of coffee she made for me...with me.
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