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Post by JStokes on Feb 12, 2017 20:59:40 GMT -5
Why would he ruin a perfectly good marinara for a non-threatening chubby chaser? _ You're mean spirited. Very perceptive. And you've never met me. _
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 20:59:52 GMT -5
Tommy from the back catches wind of it and then I get a neck full of boiling marinara? I'm picturing Daniel LaRusso in the country club scene when he bumps into a waiter and takes a plate of sketti all over himself. First things first, I'd Johnny the fuck out of Larusso. I'm no bitch and I'll sweep the fucking leg over and over.
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 21:02:18 GMT -5
Very perceptive. And you've never met me. _ If I have I'm sure I overlooked you.
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 12, 2017 21:03:36 GMT -5
I'm picturing Daniel LaRusso in the country club scene when he bumps into a waiter and takes a plate of sketti all over himself. First things first, I'd Johnny the fuck out of Larusso. I'm no bitch and I'll sweep the fucking leg over and over. Uh, Daniel's sensei is lightyears ahead of Johnny's. He'd snap your neck like a twig and teabag you after you're dead.
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 21:04:32 GMT -5
I'm suffering from an identity crisis or something. She sounded like a smoker and I didn't like that about my last girlfriend... But it's a known fact that girls that smoke have an oral fixation so that always works out great for the first like 6 months of a relationship.
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 21:06:54 GMT -5
First things first, I'd Johnny the fuck out of Larusso. I'm no bitch and I'll sweep the fucking leg over and over. Uh, Daniel's sensei is lightyears ahead of Johnny's. He'd snap your neck like a twig and teabag you after you're dead. All I'm saying is that Mr Miyogi is my sensei and I just pretend I'm not gonna use my karate for evil purposes but I'm vindictive like that and wait till he's not around and that is when I strike with my YouTube skillz bc he won't show me how to sweeo the leg. Krav maga mother fucka.
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Post by Big L on Feb 12, 2017 21:09:52 GMT -5
I'm suffering from an identity crisis or something. She sounded like a smoker and I didn't like that about my last girlfriend... But it's a known fact that girls that smoke have an oral fixation so that always works out great for the first like 6 months of a relationship. and their pussy tastes like it just got out of a smokehouse BBQ.
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Post by southside on Feb 12, 2017 21:10:47 GMT -5
I'm suffering from an identity crisis or something. She sounded like a smoker and I didn't like that about my last girlfriend... But it's a known fact that girls that smoke have an oral fixation so that always works out great for the first like 6 months of a relationship. and their pussy tastes like it just got out of a smokehouse BBQ. And a tinge of peepee. I'm talking like a skosh. Amirite
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Post by Warfish on Feb 12, 2017 22:11:54 GMT -5
I thought it was called gravy?
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Post by JStokes on Feb 12, 2017 22:15:01 GMT -5
I thought it was called gravy? Only if it has meat in it. Otherwise it's sauce. _
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Post by Hotman on Feb 12, 2017 22:20:38 GMT -5
I thought it was called gravy? Only if it has meat in it. Otherwise it's sauce. _ what about onions?
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 12, 2017 22:23:10 GMT -5
Uh, Daniel's sensei is lightyears ahead of Johnny's. He'd snap your neck like a twig and teabag you after you're dead. All I'm saying is that Mr Miyogi is my sensei and I just pretend I'm not gonna use my karate for evil purposes but I'm vindictive like that and wait till he's not around and that is when I strike with my YouTube skillz bc he won't show me how to sweeo the leg. Krav maga mother fucka. You go to Mr. Miyagi with Krav Maga and he'll show you what your insides look like.
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Post by JStokes on Feb 12, 2017 22:25:29 GMT -5
Only if it has meat in it. Otherwise it's sauce. _ what about onions? My mother never put onions in her gravy. But (i) I love onions and (ii) she has passed on. So Onions. _
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Post by Big L on Feb 13, 2017 4:56:54 GMT -5
and their pussy tastes like it just got out of a smokehouse BBQ. And a tinge of peepee. I'm talking like a skosh. Amirite youre a black guy?
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 13, 2017 5:17:25 GMT -5
Stop overthinking shit.
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