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Post by Ff2 on Feb 14, 2017 9:19:17 GMT -5
Almost as sad as you hanging out on a Jets board when you're a Pats***** fan. Not even close. You went to dinner and the waitress flirted with you to get a tip.  This somehow qualifies as a "story." Good god man. |
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Post by Big L on Feb 14, 2017 9:41:52 GMT -5
Almost as sad as you hanging out on a Jets board when you're a Pats***** fan. Not even close. You went to dinner and the waitress flirted with you to get a tip. This somehow qualifies as a "story." Good god man. Dude, third fucking post. "How much did you tip?". No response. We all knew the obvious undercurrents of this thread. Now you just rooned it by stating the obvious 700 pound gorilla. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 9:59:11 GMT -5
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Feb 14, 2017 14:31:16 GMT -5
You heard the man, I want every soldier going down in the stench trench, chowing away until that tuna laguna is fished out! #draintheswamp #makevaginagreatagain |
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Post by southside on Feb 14, 2017 21:38:51 GMT -5
I gave her 30%.....
Of my dick! Amirite.
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Post by Big L on Feb 14, 2017 22:16:05 GMT -5
^ ummm.... Eating pussy. Its what Valentines day is all about guys. Not flowers, cards, dinner and that. Its about getting down there and putting in the time. Eat away....Pussy is low in cals .. Gals like it too:)  |
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Post by Big L on Feb 14, 2017 22:20:00 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 15, 2017 7:12:26 GMT -5
I'm hoping for a blowy tonight, but not counting on it. Didn't happen. But what did happen was a partial mental breakdown due to the sudden onset of Aunt Flo. I even got an apology this morning, referencing her menses as the cause of the emotional car crash. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 15, 2017 11:32:40 GMT -5
I'm hoping for a blowy tonight, but not counting on it. Didn't happen. But what did happen was a partial mental breakdown due to the sudden onset of Aunt Flo. I even got an apology this morning, referencing her menses as the cause of the emotional car crash. Things: (opens door to bedroom) Oh fuuuuuuuuck. She's asleep  (Looks down at boner) Mrs Things: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uh uh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Things: I know....I'll wake her....(punches table-lamp into the fucken wall next to her head..whilst quickly jumping into bed and placing her hand on his cawk)  - |
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Post by jay57 on Feb 15, 2017 12:44:33 GMT -5
Didn't happen. But what did happen was a partial mental breakdown due to the sudden onset of Aunt Flo. I even got an apology this morning, referencing her menses as the cause of the emotional car crash. Things: (opens door to bedroom) Oh fuuuuuuuuck. She's asleep (Looks down at boner) Mrs Things: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uh uh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Things: I know....I'll wake her....(punches table-lamp into the fucken wall next to her head..whilst quickly jumping into bed and placing her hand on his cawk) -  Keep it coming. I like where this is going... |
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Post by flushingjet on Feb 15, 2017 17:24:32 GMT -5
Things: (opens door to bedroom) Oh fuuuuuuuuck. She's asleep (Looks down at boner) Mrs Things: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uh uh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Things: I know....I'll wake her....(punches table-lamp into the fucken wall next to her head..whilst quickly jumping into bed and placing her hand on his cawk) - Keep it coming. I like where this is going... A quick sleep job could set things right |
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