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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:05:35 GMT -5
See above After that chick. I did the test before I even thought about going home with any chick. I told them flat out. If your vagina has any off odor and your lying to me it's a problem. Saying that mid hook up in some bar bathroom had a 50 percent chance of a violent reaction or a incredibly sexy one. The violent ones knew that had a problem and thought their good looks and hot ass would be enough to overlook the issue. Not Today Not Tonight Not this motherfucker in front of you. I been through that hell. Never again LMAO WTF give them these I probably dated or one night stand maybe 10 civilized women my whole life. The 2 best being one my ex wife and my current wife. The rest were a total crapshoot. You never knew if you were coming out alive most times. And if you did what the hell did you just inherit from this attractive lustful whore that broke your steel resolve in about 5 seconds with the fuck the broken condom I'm on the pill. Though I will say the stripper I dated for over 2 years was the cleanest I had ever seen in my life. That started me down the I only date strippers and sex workers chapter in the book. How the fuck I never got a STD I'll never know. But my best friend Alcohol turns on me and gave me cirrhosis at 33
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:09:25 GMT -5
See above After that chick. I did the test before I even thought about going home with any chick. I told them flat out. If your vagina has any off odor and your lying to me it's a problem. Saying that mid hook up in some bar bathroom had a 50 percent chance of a violent reaction or a incredibly sexy one. The violent ones knew that had a problem and thought their good looks and hot ass would be enough to overlook the issue. Not Today Not Tonight Not this motherfucker in front of you. I been through that hell. Never again What test? You had your wingman Stokes smell Told them I had to swipe the area not grab the pussy like the president. Kindly asked. Yes or no. A question some found hilarious and or sexy as they were already attracted to me since their tongue was in my mouth and they knew no problem. Or a violent one in which the bitch knew she had issues
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:14:53 GMT -5
Fantastic thread porgyman. Might go classic for the hampur. I have to re update the classics here and from ji
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:16:10 GMT -5
Howβd she get gimpy? Car accident? Born that way? And the gimpy leg - how gimpy we talkin here? Like Captain Ahab gimpy, or like the Glass Menagerie gimpy? No idea. It never came up in our conversation, and I wasnβt going to ask. I figured she would tell me in due time. As for her limp, it was noticeable but not debilitating, if that makes sense. She could run away then if she had too I mean
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Post by GATA π on Aug 29, 2018 16:20:57 GMT -5
What test? You had your wingman Stokes smell Told them I had to swipe the area not grab the pussy like the president. Kindly asked. Yes or no. A question some found hilarious and or sexy as they were already attracted to me since their tongue was in my mouth and they knew no problem. Or a violent one in which the bitch knew she had issuesWhat does that mean lol
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Aug 29, 2018 16:22:03 GMT -5
Is this now a thread about womenβs sanitation?
What a bunch of fags.
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Post by GATA π on Aug 29, 2018 16:23:06 GMT -5
Is this now a thread about womenβs sanitation? What a bunch of fags. Overall it's about dirty cunts/penises ... FFS READ
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 29, 2018 16:33:48 GMT -5
Porgy, give her this as a gift when she comes back. Maybe a pack of tissues too. Also, we are definately gonna need an update when she comes in.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:36:06 GMT -5
Is this now a thread about womenβs sanitation? What a bunch of fags. Overall it's about dirty cunts/penises ... FFS READ He has no cunt or dick just a wrap around taint like a ken doll why this thread is pushing his buttons
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Post by shakin on Aug 29, 2018 16:36:32 GMT -5
the funky smell test is all well and good til you bring in the back door action. had this freaky broad in college that was pretty much sandra dee 'lets just neck' until i got some alcyhol into her system. then it was like whorezilla 'fuck me in the ass i hate my daddy' shit. well her clam was always minty fresh but that bunghole, well, i saw klingons in there more than once with some eye burning stank. wtf girl get some babywipes. your punishment is atm
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:38:05 GMT -5
AMAZING BOND APPEARS THEN SHAKIN. I say im surprised but i be lying
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Post by shakin on Aug 29, 2018 16:40:50 GMT -5
AMAZING BOND APPEARS THEN SHAKIN. I say im surprised but i be lying i ain't bond you cretinous juicehead. dont you have admin tools someone less stupid could show you how to use to prove it?
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Aug 29, 2018 16:44:54 GMT -5
AMAZING BOND APPEARS THEN SHAKIN. I say im surprised but i be lying Thank you for removing the material in question.
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Post by GATA π on Aug 29, 2018 16:49:54 GMT -5
the funky smell test is all well and good til you bring in the back door action. had this freaky broad in college that was pretty much sandra dee 'lets just neck' until i got some alcyhol into her system. then it was like whorezilla 'fuck me in the ass i hate my daddy' shit. well her clam was always minty fresh but that bunghole, well, i saw klingons in there more than once with some eye burning stank. wtf girl get some babywipes. your punishment is atm So like hey ... lets take a shower or a I think you should take a shower never came into play? I swear it would better a ton of these stories
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 29, 2018 16:53:50 GMT -5
AMAZING BOND APPEARS THEN SHAKIN. I say im surprised but i be lying i ain't bond you cretinous juicehead. dont you have admin tools someone less stupid could show you how to use to prove it? AMAZING BOND APPEARS THEN SHAKIN. I say im surprised but i be lying Thank you for removing the material in question.
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