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Post by Hotman on Aug 29, 2018 17:20:22 GMT -5
Im also not going to Lie the weeping Would of made me rock hard. Things would of taken a turn. LMAO that may be one of the most disturbing things I've ever read from you
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Post by Hotman on Aug 29, 2018 17:22:29 GMT -5
Told them I had to swipe the area not grab the pussy like the president. Kindly asked. Yes or no. A question some found hilarious and or sexy as they were already attracted to me since their tongue was in my mouth and they knew no problem. Or a violent one in which the bitch knew she had issuesWhat does that mean lol Her coochie rank af
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Post by Hotman on Aug 29, 2018 17:25:00 GMT -5
AMAZING BOND APPEARS THEN SHAKIN. I say im surprised but i be lying Thank you for removing the material in question. what a fuckin thread lol been a while tbh. thebigragu we need you here oh fearless leader
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Post by Hotman on Aug 29, 2018 17:26:29 GMT -5
i ain't bond you cretinous juicehead. dont you have admin tools someone less stupid could show you how to use to prove it? Thank you for removing the material in question.
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Post by shakin on Aug 30, 2018 12:02:36 GMT -5
the funky smell test is all well and good til you bring in the back door action. had this freaky broad in college that was pretty much sandra dee 'lets just neck' until i got some alcyhol into her system. then it was like whorezilla 'fuck me in the ass i hate my daddy' shit. well her clam was always minty fresh but that bunghole, well, i saw klingons in there more than once with some eye burning stank. wtf girl get some babywipes. your punishment is atm So like hey ... lets take a shower or a I think you should take a shower never came into play? I swear it would better a ton of these stories better idea:
broads should never leave the house without de-stankin. and if you gotta drop a daisy-cutter while out and about, you got all those fancy butt-waterfountains in the ladies' rooms. right next to the glamour magazines and the couch and makeup/perfume racks. y'all think we don't know what's in there. we know
keep it clean billie jean
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Post by quantum on Aug 30, 2018 12:51:28 GMT -5
talk him out of the blower. even if its a supercharger with a below the hood intake. its unnecessary and looks ridiculous and low-class. they only belong on funny cars and *some* track cars. definitely not a street ride! My God - think of the childrens! muthafucka! fine - real car guys will see his monstrosity and laugh. maybe to his face, maybe behind his back, but laugh they will.
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Post by quantum on Aug 30, 2018 12:53:37 GMT -5
Is this now a thread about womenβs sanitation? What a bunch of fags. Overall it's about dirty cunts/penises ... FFS READ and blowers. All kinds of blowers.
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Post by GATA π on Aug 30, 2018 13:21:46 GMT -5
muthafucka! fine - real car guys will see his monstrosity and laugh. maybe to his face, maybe behind his back, but laugh they will. It might be a generation thing π€·π»ββοΈ IDK He used to have an 06 GTO which he converted into the Australian version I think they call it the monaro.
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Post by GATA π on Aug 30, 2018 13:23:18 GMT -5
So like hey ... lets take a shower or a I think you should take a shower never came into play? I swear it would better a ton of these stories better idea:
broads should never leave the house without de-stankin. and if you gotta drop a daisy-cutter while out and about, you got all those fancy butt-waterfountains in the ladies' rooms. right next to the glamour magazines and the couch and makeup/perfume racks. y'all think we don't know what's in there. we know
keep it clean billie jean
Idk what public female bathrooms have those butt destanking things
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Post by quantum on Aug 30, 2018 13:31:04 GMT -5
muthafucka! fine - real car guys will see his monstrosity and laugh. maybe to his face, maybe behind his back, but laugh they will. It might be a generation thing π€·π»ββοΈ IDK He used to have an 06 GTO which he converted into the Australian version I think they call it the monaro. i just facepalmed so hard I almost knocked myself out. I would have been impressed if he had a Ford Falcon and MadMax'd it, but an 06 GTO? lol lemme know when he buys a Chevy Citation and puts Enkei rims on it Looking more and more like NOT husband material....
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Post by porgyman on Aug 30, 2018 13:53:53 GMT -5
Just reminded me of a nasty story. Remember that Muslim girl that I was boning? One evening, she came over with her fat girlfriend. They brought dinner with them, so I didnβt care about the spare wheel being there. Well the doorbell rings, and it is just fat girl standing there alone. Muslim girl was circling the block, looking for a parking spot. Meanwhile, she had to use the bathroom bad. I pointed her in the right direction, then headed into the living room. Next thing, I hear a really loud fart noise coming from my bathroom, followed by what sounded like machine gun fire. That elephant was taking a stinky dump...and didnβt even open the window or light a match! The smell was all through the unit...and when Muslim girl showed up, she smelled it immediately. She didnβt say anything then...but to this day we still laugh about it.
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Post by jay57 on Aug 30, 2018 13:56:35 GMT -5
It might be a generation thing π€·π»ββοΈ IDK He used to have an 06 GTO which he converted into the Australian version I think they call it the monaro. i just facepalmed so hard I almost knocked myself out. I would have been impressed if he had a Ford Falcon and MadMax'd it, but an 06 GTO?Β lol lemme know when he buys a Chevy Citation and putsΒ Enkei rims on it Looking more and more like NOT husband material....Β Lol! Brutal. No wonder hamper is all sausage!
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Post by GATA π on Aug 30, 2018 14:24:43 GMT -5
Just reminded me of a nasty story. Remember that Muslim girl that I was boning? One evening, she came over with her fat girlfriend. They brought dinner with them, so I didnβt care about the spare wheel being there. Well the doorbell rings, and it is just fat girl standing there alone. Muslim girl was circling the block, looking for a parking spot. Meanwhile, she had to use the bathroom bad. I pointed her in the right direction, then headed into the living room. Next thing, I hear a really loud fart noise coming from my bathroom, followed by what sounded like machine gun fire. That elephant was taking a stinky dump...and didnβt even open the window or light a match! The smell was all through the unit...and when Muslim girl showed up, she smelled it immediately. She didnβt say anything then...but to this day we still laugh about it. I was like wow this is going to be good. Just ended up being disappointing
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Post by porgyman on Aug 30, 2018 14:35:01 GMT -5
Just reminded me of a nasty story. Remember that Muslim girl that I was boning? One evening, she came over with her fat girlfriend. They brought dinner with them, so I didnβt care about the spare wheel being there. Well the doorbell rings, and it is just fat girl standing there alone. Muslim girl was circling the block, looking for a parking spot. Meanwhile, she had to use the bathroom bad. I pointed her in the right direction, then headed into the living room. Next thing, I hear a really loud fart noise coming from my bathroom, followed by what sounded like machine gun fire. That elephant was taking a stinky dump...and didnβt even open the window or light a match! The smell was all through the unit...and when Muslim girl showed up, she smelled it immediately. She didnβt say anything then...but to this day we still laugh about it. I was like wow this is going to be good. Just ended up being disappointing Iβm sure that Iβm not the first guy that has heard those words from you! Sorry. They all canβt be winners.
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Post by GATA π on Aug 30, 2018 14:35:22 GMT -5
It might be a generation thing π€·π»ββοΈ IDK He used to have an 06 GTO which he converted into the Australian version I think they call it the monaro. i just facepalmed so hard I almost knocked myself out. I would have been impressed if he had a Ford Falcon and MadMax'd it, but an 06 GTO? lol lemme know when he buys a Chevy Citation and puts Enkei rims on it Looking more and more like NOT husband material.... This is the last one I swear I just wanted to see what he'd say.
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