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Post by Jets Things on May 13, 2024 14:52:07 GMT -5
Finally.
For a conference though. I'm staying in the financial district right by the WTC memorial and museum. I'll basically have a day to sight see, so I plan on just seeing the 9/11 sites. Question, is it better to book a tour, or just do the museum and memorial on my own? I hate tours, but its only $20 more than the price of entry to the museum.
Shakin' where do I find the hookers and blow?
* Female hookers and blow
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Post by Jets Things on May 12, 2024 7:06:22 GMT -5
my wife is a saint. my brothers and sisters thought it was best to put my mom in a care facilty. my wife said fuck that im not letting the woman who raised the man i love spend her last days in a nightmare shithole being ignored (at best) by shitbirds making minimun wage.. she has been caring for my mom, and working from my parents house in maine, for two months. gave my parents the irreplaceable gift of spending their last days and hours together in comfort and peace in their own home, until my mom's last breath. the last conversation i had with my mom she told me my wife was her angel. i am a lucky man, undeserving but lucky nonetheless. after the funeral tomorrow i drive her home and she gets to see what the house is like after me there 2 motnhs alone wish me luck Condolences brother. Glad your mother had someone there for her. Wifne sounds like a wonderful person. Is she single?
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Post by Jets Things on May 11, 2024 6:08:11 GMT -5
Trying to watch Knicks/Pacers but I want to throw a rock through the TV listening to that phony man-voiced loud-mouth Doris Burke blather on. Tried to mute it and listen to the radio call but the time delay is fucking me up. Anyone got a guy at ESPN? Need that beeotch physically removed, pronto. I know a few people at ESPN. Unfortunately none of them are above ghey DEI standards. Though one of them hooks it up with pretty sweet passes every time there's a golf event in the area. Last time the PGA Championship was at Bethpage Black, I was taking a dump in the pristine ESPN hospitality suite bathroom while the rabble were lining up to use glorified portapotties.
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Post by Jets Things on May 9, 2024 14:07:46 GMT -5
Thanks maggots
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Post by Jets Things on May 7, 2024 6:27:18 GMT -5
Schultz really surprised me. He is a funny comic, I just didn't expect him to be a good roaster but he dropped some bombs. That evil kid catcher grin between punchline and next joke had me in stitches. Glazer has done 5 so far and she always kills. She is fantastic at it too. Affleck is a Bostonian of course he was insufferable lol. High on coke by the looks of it too. I'll say it before JT: would bang Glazer till the room stinks. You're French. The room would stink before you had a chance to turn the lights off.
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Post by Jets Things on May 2, 2024 14:29:23 GMT -5
Fuck that guy. HBD shitbag!
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 18:48:14 GMT -5
Body of a giant. Mind of a midget. Didn't want it bad enough either. Will be out of the league in another 2 years With the new proximity to cheese steaks, I give him a year. And are you saying midgets are dum?
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 14:58:27 GMT -5
Thanks everyone, another one in the fucking books. I enjoy everyone's take on the Jets. Also, the arguments, humor, sarcasm, individual perversions, heartless personal attacks and the mean spiritness. The Hampur reminds me of the Dirty Dozen, and we all know how that ended. Shut up, faggot.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 9:14:46 GMT -5
^^^Love the positivity. Olu has the benefit of learning from a future HOF LT, the new RBs will give Breece a chance to rest on his way to 2,000 all-purpose yards (book it), FSU QB can sit and learn from a legend, CFL rookie of the year can adjust to playing safety (would like to see him at SS because he can lay the wood), and new slot WR can and will be a YAC monster.
Wifne's cousin (knew him before her) and I have always said that whenever the Jets make the SB, we're going no matter the cost. Got my Zubaz boner pants dry cleaned and ready to go (tough to get semen and poo stains out - no idea whose they were, but I have a headache and my butt hurts).
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 9:05:18 GMT -5
Many happy returns
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 26, 2024 20:52:56 GMT -5
Nothing would make me happier than a sweep of pinko douchebag Ovechkin. One more to go.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 26, 2024 12:17:04 GMT -5
All college OL's have to wear them. It's a thing.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 26, 2024 7:18:48 GMT -5
I fucking hate Eminem and always have. He sounds like a whiney, nasally little bitch.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2024 20:13:28 GMT -5
Trade back
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2024 17:02:07 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. Is your last name really "Lastname?"
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