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Post by Jets Things on Aug 23, 2022 11:46:16 GMT -5
Out of curiosity what does this mean for your friend? What kind of complications, if any, has he accepted by doing this? His friend is accepting a weekly blowjob.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 22, 2022 20:29:29 GMT -5
Not enough flags thrown
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 22, 2022 10:45:46 GMT -5
Great news! With all the replacement organs in this place, we could create a genuine Frankenstein's monster. Here's to a speedy recovery.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 20, 2022 20:58:45 GMT -5
We've gone downhill fast. RIP Hitch. One of the four atheists of the apocalypse. My (ultra Catholic) wifne is still pissed at me for introducing her to mother Theresa's rampant hypocrisy.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 20, 2022 20:35:12 GMT -5
No idea what any of that means. Everyone did good
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 19, 2022 16:20:42 GMT -5
Whomever ok'd this should be publicly corn-holed and have their mouth raped by every Jets fan, both living and non.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 19, 2022 11:21:39 GMT -5
By the looks of her husband I say he'd let you. Looks like a pillow biter to me. He's OK with his wife fuck-dancing another dude because he knows he'll be taking a thick stiffy up the corn-chute when she makes her next state visit.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 19, 2022 9:32:24 GMT -5
I'm on vacation this week so I won't be posting much. You'll do what you're told.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 19, 2022 8:06:21 GMT -5
"...he runs the banks..." A little on the nose, no?
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 17, 2022 20:50:21 GMT -5
Fuck him. Derelict had undiagnosed HIV and syphilis, now MPX. He's a walking health hazard, worse than any poor sap who got publicly shamed for not wearing a mask during covid. Again, fuck him. I thought we were now calling it Schlong Covid instead of monkey pox...?
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 16, 2022 21:17:48 GMT -5
Around 5:30pm at my town pool, an older autistic kid climbed over the railing and jumped from a 25+ foot water slide. All reports say that there was no blood, which leads me to believe he landed on his feet and his ankles/legs exploded internally. Sad situation, but glad there were no kids below him when he jumped. I'll update when I get more info.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 12, 2022 11:01:31 GMT -5
Saw Rage Against the Machine at MSG last night for the first time since 1997. Jesus fucking christ, those guys are unreal. Top five shows I've ever been to and I've seen hundreds of live acts. You spelled "Rage for the Machine" wrong. Their best lyric is "Fuck you why won't you do what they tell you!" I wouldn't give them a dime. Technically I didn't give them a dime. My BIL's friend had extra tickets for a suite. Free ticket, food, and booze.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 12, 2022 8:08:36 GMT -5
Saw Rage Against the Machine at MSG last night for the first time since 1997. Jesus fucking christ, those guys are unreal. Top five shows I've ever been to and I've seen hundreds of live acts.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 8, 2022 20:47:55 GMT -5
I fractured my kneecap 22 years ago. It still bugs me regularly.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 8, 2022 8:15:11 GMT -5
I think "punch people in the mouth" has worn out its welcome. It's pretty cringy at this point.
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