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Post by Jets Things on Oct 4, 2022 14:10:02 GMT -5
Had 4 kids before the age of 18. Ha. What a slut.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 3, 2022 16:01:14 GMT -5
Or going into a situation knowing it will 100% end in a fight. This weekend the "we have to sort out the garage" I've been dreading. I'm pragmatic and she's ultra organized. There is enough space for 1 person in the garage with all the shit accumulated. Finally doing a garage sale (I would have given everything to charity, but no let's keep it for years instead). Plus, there's stuff we want to keep and move to a summer house we bought. So we go down, tensions start rising because she wants to multi task: prepare the move and garage sale. So I'm in shut up , just do what she wants mode but it's going nowhere because there's no fucking space. I end up saying we can't do both, we have to first do the garage sale to have some room, then we can prepare the move. Why didn't you just say so? Well because you're always so fucking open minded when it comes to shit like this. Boom, game over, lost her on the spot. Ended up sorting the shit out alone which was fine by me. I fucking hate garage sales. My ex-wife decided that she wanted to have one. I told her I would set it up and break it down but I wasn’t participating. She said that was fine… until the actual garage sale. Now I have assholes coming to my house haggling with me over items that are a fucking dollar. Yes, I understand that this is what all garage sales are like, which is why I didn’t want anything to do with it. At one point, some a-hole offers me a quarter for something priced a dollar. I said no. He looked confused that I didn’t counter-offer. So he offers me 50 cents. I said no. He decides that he is going to get it for 50 cents and starts telling me why it’s only worth 50 cents. I grab the item, drop it on the ground and stomp on it with my foot. Then I say, ok, you can have it for 50 cents now. My ex is not amused. She walks over and tells me to stop acting like a jerk and go inside. Mission accomplished! When my parents sold their house and downsized, they had a garage sale. The fuckers that you're talking about would haggle over $1 priced items. When approached, my old man with would say "Sorry, that is mislabeled. It's supposed to be $10." When they asked my father if he'd take $5, he'd say "Is my wife looking? No? Yes, $5 is fine." People are stupid.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 3, 2022 11:08:53 GMT -5
This is fucking horrible and I'm pro-choice. I hope it's not real. Pro-choice means up to birth and in some cases even immediately thereafter. You really pro-choice? Call me pro first semester then.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 3, 2022 6:05:49 GMT -5
I think he means clench.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 2, 2022 21:37:58 GMT -5
This is fucking horrible and I'm pro-choice. I hope it's not real.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 2, 2022 21:33:42 GMT -5
Cuz Pats of course …. I’ve never seen so bad a non-call on a Delay of game: Glad they lost.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 2, 2022 16:14:46 GMT -5
I should have tried harder to fuck her in college. But I didn't. Well...AND? That's all there is.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 2, 2022 16:12:02 GMT -5
Gotta say, I think Jeane Coakley does a fantastic job interviewing the players. Doesnt hurt she's easy to look at, but she asks great questions and gets the players to open up. I can see her going national soon. Certainly better than some of the thunder-cunts I see out there on the sidelines. I should have tried harder to fuck her in college. But I didn't.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 30, 2022 21:35:23 GMT -5
Missed an opportunity to have a few of them laughing.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 30, 2022 21:34:05 GMT -5
Technically a sprain is the stretching or tearing of a ligament and there are a few grades, the most severe often requiring surgery depending on the joint. "I'm not a doctor. But I play one on in teh hampur." You're darn tootin'.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 30, 2022 11:55:05 GMT -5
in the bronx in the 70's..the monkey bars and swings were metal...glass and bottle/aluminum tops were our cushions...we didn't think nothing of it... Even in the run down village of Garden City, LI our monkey bars, slides, and swings weren't complete without a nice coating of rust.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 30, 2022 7:59:12 GMT -5
If we could circle back to that pussyfart up in New England - IIRC some chooch tweeted jokes was a real man because his ankle sprain would require surgery for most people? Who the fuck gets surgery for a sprained ankle? Ever? Wtf Edit: sweet autocorrect from jones to jokes. Technically a sprain is the stretching or tearing of a ligament and there are a few grades, the most severe often requiring surgery depending on the joint.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 28, 2022 21:06:22 GMT -5
Dead at 59. Gangsta's Paradise for this one. RIHSB.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 28, 2022 21:05:34 GMT -5
Old video, but same message. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Post by Jets Things on Sept 28, 2022 12:17:05 GMT -5
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