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Post by carlton on May 13, 2015 23:40:34 GMT -5
E!
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Post by carlton on May 13, 2015 18:58:14 GMT -5
Clearly violated, but it's a stupid rule anyway so whatever. They probably could have nailed 15 teams. Yeah, I agree, if you think a rule is stupid you should be able to break it. Shhhhh. Stay out of the football talk burger blood.
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Post by carlton on May 13, 2015 17:16:54 GMT -5
Clearly violated, but it's a stupid rule anyway so whatever. They probably could have nailed 15 teams.
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Post by carlton on May 13, 2015 4:52:14 GMT -5
He sounds like such a crotchety old man there. GET OFF MY LAWN.
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Post by carlton on May 12, 2015 22:18:53 GMT -5
Awe, did you make a dick-size joke, at my expense? Cute.... Got one thing right tho, that bitch ass mouth of yours ain't good for nothin' but taking loads. Fuck you and your dead mom. J!
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Post by carlton on May 12, 2015 19:50:31 GMT -5
Played hoops on shrooms and acid before, so fun and I'm pretty sure I was awesome. I wish we had a recording. You were probably in a Walmart parking lot throwing beer cans at a garbage barrel and missing.
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Post by carlton on May 12, 2015 17:42:15 GMT -5
ATTICA!!!!! (I think its the Barstool Sports guys being goobers.) You think? Or you read and know it's exactly that...
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Post by carlton on May 12, 2015 9:08:06 GMT -5
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Post by carlton on May 11, 2015 18:51:56 GMT -5
Was gonna point that out to wskelly too. He proved he could win without Brady. But can he win without cheating? I guess we'll never know. what did they do that year, one and out in the playoffs? Missed them entirely.
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Post by carlton on May 10, 2015 12:43:17 GMT -5
Not since humans created fire has something so amazing been set forth by man.
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Post by carlton on May 9, 2015 18:57:52 GMT -5
Iol "Jeb" is that even a real name? No, it stands for John Ellis Bush. So really, "Jeb Bush" is "John Ellis Bush Bush" Like people saying ATM machine.
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Post by carlton on May 8, 2015 13:31:06 GMT -5
That is effing terrible.
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Post by carlton on May 8, 2015 12:53:31 GMT -5
That's it....next tailgate we're going to inflate your beer to 16 psi! I'll have what Ragu is having.
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Post by carlton on May 8, 2015 9:31:28 GMT -5
While we're deflating footballs why don't we just move the goal posts back 5 yards every time our opponent is about to attempt a FG? How about we get to use 12 players on offense? What about giving our team a 5th down on all drives in the 2nd Half of the game? Rules are rules. They're there for a reason. Bottom line - Don't fuck with the goalposts, don't fuck with the number of players on the field, don't fuck with the number of downs....and definitely, DO NOT FUCK WITH THE FOOTBALL! It's as simple as that. Omg! Spaz
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Post by carlton on May 7, 2015 21:55:48 GMT -5
The Cheater is digging himself a deeper hole. Both NFL Network and CNN covered a live interview he's doing right now in Salem, Massachusetts with Jim Gray. The Cheater was hit with some direct but softball questions. He dodged the report and said, "The report just came out 30 hours ago. I haven't read it yet." Are you fucking kidding me? Bury your head in the sand some more Tom. The hilariously obvious answer for an innocent person is "I don't care what's in the report I didn't do anything wrong." He's clearly nervous about digging himself a bigger hole and one of the guys flipping on him. Of course when your agent releases a statement before you do that is also laughably guilty... Unless you live in New England of course.
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