The JI poster who hated the Compiler more than me...the guy whose avatar had a luscious tush propping up a fluted glass of champagne...who I can't recall their nic...didn't he do just that?
Ok, early morning, forgot this is the NSFW site. And you jamokes hit "quote" 47 times, and I'm scrollin' thru lots and lots of nudies of the same chick. I feel like we're married.
I recently hired a new network administrator and apparently he took it upon himself to block free and unfettered access to the darker corners of the web. So, I can not see my girlfriend Sam Cooke in the post -- -which pisses me off. I may have to fire that guy.
This is one of the reasons I chose to enter the medical field as my career path. The technology that humanity has advanced so far in the past 100 years is truly astounding. While we all enjoy being able to wank it in our bathrooms at work while streaming hd porn through our phones it truly is amazing the special applications that technological advancements has allowed us to perform repeatable miracles. The ability to restore a deaf childs hearing is unbelievable and while it may seem insignificant to many, to that one person it grants the ability to live a normal full life without any restrictions.
It truly makes you wonder what we will be able to accomplish with another 100 years of advancements.
Maybe not having to switch off company WiFi to beat off could be the next breakthrough?
All seriousness though, this is the gif that got me.
This is why I love this place. Anyplace where the community can logically move from beating off in the bathroom at work to restoring the hearing to an infant, is truly the renaissance capital of the interwebz.
Post by Sonny Werblin on Mar 16, 2017 16:18:37 GMT -5
Not a teacher, but close enough to the topic.
MeKenzie Guffey pregnant: lists unborn child’s father as 14 year old boy
Mekenzie Guffey a pregnant 19 year old Jackson County, Alabama woman has been charged with rape after signing up for medicaid and listing her unborn child’s father as that of a 14 year old boy.
Upon her arrest on Friday, Mekenzie Leigh Guffey of Hollywood admitted to having sex with the boy multiple times in her car in a remote area of the town, police Chief Jason Hepler said. Hollywood is a northeast Alabama town with about 1,000 residents.
‘She was proud of him being the father until she found out we were going to become involved,’ Hepler said via al.com. ‘She told us she didn’t count but it was more than a few times that they were together.’
Guffey’s relationship with the teen began in December after they were introduced through a mutual friend.
Police say the 19 year old woman would pick up the victim at his home and drive to a remote area near the Bellefonte Nuclear Generating Station to have sex.
A report via WAAY told of Guffey estimating having sex with the boy no less than 20 times since first meeting him in December.
The pregnant woman’s eventual arrest came after the Department of Human Resources began investigating Guffey after she applied for Medicaid this month and identified the boy as the baby’s father.
Guffey is charged with second-degree rape, second-degree sex abuse, enticing a child for immoral purposes, traveling to meet a child for an unlawful sex act, possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography.
The pornography charges resulted from a police review of her cellphone that yielded sexually explicit video and photos, including some Guffey sent to the boy.
Guffey was released from the Jackson County Jail on Monday after posting $25,300 bail.
If convicted of the rape charge, which is a Class B felony, MeKenzie Guffey faces up to 20 years imprisonment. Guffey also would have to register as a sex offender if convicted.
To date authorities have not told of what led to Guffey sexually preying on the 14 year old boy.
If we were anything other than something that repulsed the likes of you, I would be greatly disappointed. Please grace some other site with your presence and pearls of self congratulating gibberish. You lack the self awareness to appreciate what we have here.
To paraphrase Henry V prior top the Battle of Agincourt
From this day to the ending of the world wide web, But we in this forum shall be rememberèd- We few, we happy few, we band of brother hampurites; For he to-day that mocks and laughs with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen at Jets Insider Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That parried wittingly with us in the Hampur.
Sigh. And right on cue, thank you for perfectly illustrating my point. There's a reason you relatively miniscule band of misfit degenerates coalesced here on Ragu's loser island. Sean recruiting here is mistake #1 in the attempted rebirth of the once great JI. He should learn from his mistake and keep the new JI about football, and allow you morons to keep yourself caged off over here under Ragu's watch and on his dime. As for my PSL investment, I'm as happy as ever. If you had any investment beyond the 9 year old Japanese piece of crap sitting in your driveway, you would understand that the perceived or even stated "value" of any investment is completely irrelevant until such time as you decide to sell that investment or use it as collateral. As I am very happy to attend Jets games surrounded by similarly successful and cultured fans, physically separated from the upper deck flotsam, I have no intent to sell at any time soon, thus the value of my PSL investment at this time could not be higher.
SAR I
jokes on u...its 16 yrs old...and 'sell that investment"...quote of the day...lol...
I have no intent to sell my doots, thus the value of my doots could not be higher