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Post by 2milehighJet on Nov 5, 2020 10:16:56 GMT -5
got the Metallica whiskey Blackened. It's expensive but just OK. Yea, fuck you Lars How much did it cost? i paid $52.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Nov 6, 2020 2:48:30 GMT -5
If anyone watched the Social Dilemma, the dude was on the Joe Rogan podcast. It's long but super interesting and worth your time stuck in traffic or whatever..
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Post by 32Green on Nov 6, 2020 18:28:32 GMT -5
Fucking COVID, you muther fucker.
Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach.
Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel.
Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists.
Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz.
Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery.
(And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.)
Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box.
Fuck you COVID you cocksucker.
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Post by shakin on Nov 6, 2020 18:31:55 GMT -5
Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. so you're out for golf?
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Post by Big L on Nov 6, 2020 18:43:44 GMT -5
Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. You’re making ribz?
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2020 18:54:16 GMT -5
Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. This made me larf so hard I think I broke a rib. Got any oxys.
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Post by Ff2 on Nov 6, 2020 19:21:49 GMT -5
Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. Thoughts and prayers. You sound extremely uncoordinated. Actually, sorry this happened. Hope you heal up fast.
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2020 19:30:05 GMT -5
You ever get a song stuck in your head?I've been walking around all day singing Turn around brown eye. I cant find it on YouTube but the wife is giving me the look.
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 6, 2020 19:49:23 GMT -5
Damn COVID! The only thing on TV is "One Flew Over the Handlebars"
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Post by 32Green on Nov 6, 2020 19:49:51 GMT -5
Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. so you're out for golf? Have anything open for June? Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. You’re making ribz? Breaking ribs. What are you. On dope? Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. This made me larf so hard I think I broke a rib. Got any oxys. Glad my misery made you larf. Mask accidents account for a percentage of all deaths. I'll let you know later what that percentage is when someone tells me. Fucking COVID, you muther fucker. Friggin wife convinces me it would be nice to take the bicycles out to Jones Beach and ride the path to Tobay beach. Of course the parking lot is packed so we put on our stupid masks as we made our way to the path. As we clear the lot I pull off my mask and attempt to hook it on the reflector on my handlbar. As I'm doing this I enter a decline and start to accelerate crazily but I'm fumbling with the fuckin mask. I finally free up my left hand and it darts to the left brake handle but instead of locating it and gradually braking, I fucking death-grip it, insta-locking up my wheel. Bike stops, I fly over the handle bars and hit the ground on my side with an awful thump. Felt like a bolt of lightening hit my ribcage. My hands are covered in blood as I must have tried to break the fall with my palms..I have no idea how I didnt hit my head (of course no helmet..dick) or break my wrists. Pretty sure I broke/fractured a rib. Pretty sure it was because of COVID and not because I am a spaz. Just now dipping into my stash of oxy's I had left over from a previous surgery. (And yes, I got back on the bike and rode 6 miles because I felt bad for my wife. I'm paying for that now too.) Prolly go for an xray tomorrow at a Doc n a Box. Fuck you COVID you cocksucker. Thoughts and prayers. You sound extremely uncoordinated. Actually, sorry this happened. Hope you heal up fast. I was uncoordinated for approximately 3 seconds of the last 57 years. Unfortunately it was those 3 seconds today. You ever get a song stuck in your head?I've been walking around all day singing Turn around brown eye. I cant find it on YouTube but the wife is giving me the look. My story reminded you your wife wants to get banged in the keester? I gotta tell more stories.
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 6, 2020 19:51:13 GMT -5
You ever get a song stuck in your head?I've been walking around all day singing Turn around brown eye. I cant find it on YouTube but the wife is giving me the look. Bonnie Tyler?
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2020 20:19:05 GMT -5
32Green, not quoting that wall of text. You know how it is, when you're with friends and one of them fucks up in a humorous way, like walking into a sign, you stop and see if he's ok. Once he assures you he's ok, you are free to laugh at him. You're posting led me to believe you were ok, so I went right to laughing. Also it would have been recorded as a Covid death, not a mask death, common. Glad you're ok. No charge for the song tip either. You should be good to go in about six weeks with the broken rib.
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2020 20:21:30 GMT -5
You ever get a song stuck in your head?I've been walking around all day singing Turn around brown eye. I cant find it on YouTube but the wife is giving me the look. Bonnie Tyler? LOL
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Post by 32Green on Nov 6, 2020 20:28:42 GMT -5
32Green, not quoting that wall of text. You know how it is, when you're with friends and one of them fucks up in a humorous way, like walking into a sign, you stop and see if he's ok. Once he assures you he's ok, you are free to laugh at him. You're posting led me to believe you were ok, so I went right to laughing. Also it would have been recorded as a Covid death, not a mask death, common. Glad you're ok. No charge for the song tip either. You should be good to go in about six weeks with the broken rib. Dude, totally did not take offense to your post. I dont post shit like that for sympathy, certainly not with this crew. I would have failed in my responsibility to the Hampre if I hadnt reported my dumbness so I could be roundly ridiculed. common
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Post by shakin on Nov 6, 2020 20:32:21 GMT -5
32Green, not quoting that wall of text. You know how it is, when you're with friends and one of them fucks up in a humorous way, like walking into a sign, you stop and see if he's ok. Once he assures you he's ok, you are free to laugh at him. You're posting led me to believe you were ok, so I went right to laughing. Also it would have been recorded as a Covid death, not a mask death, common. Glad you're ok. No charge for the song tip either. You should be good to go in about six weeks with the broken rib. Dude, totally did not take offense to your post. I dont post shit like that for sympathy, certainly not with this crew. I would have failed in my responsibility to the Hampre if I hadnt reported my dumbness so I could be roundly ridiculed. common i'm still trying to figure out where this "big hill" is on the virtually entirely flat bike path that i've driven along a hundred times from the theater to tobay not calling bullshit necessarily. but nibbling around the edges. which means total spaz. possibly
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