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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2020 20:35:56 GMT -5
Dude, totally did not take offense to your post. I dont post shit like that for sympathy, certainly not with this crew. I would have failed in my responsibility to the Hampre if I hadnt reported my dumbness so I could be roundly ridiculed. common i'm still trying to figure out where this "big hill" is on the virtually entirely flat bike path that i've driven along a hundred times from the theater to tobay not calling bullshit necessarily. but nibbling around the edges. which means total spaz. possibly Had to be said.
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Post by 32Green on Nov 6, 2020 20:51:36 GMT -5
Dude, totally did not take offense to your post. I dont post shit like that for sympathy, certainly not with this crew. I would have failed in my responsibility to the Hampre if I hadnt reported my dumbness so I could be roundly ridiculed. common i'm still trying to figure out where this "big hill" is on the virtually entirely flat bike path that i've driven along a hundred times from the theater to tobay not calling bullshit necessarily. but nibbling around the edges. which means total spaz. possibly Ok, Clouseau. Parked at field 6. To get from field 6 to the path, you have to go under Ocean Pkwy, the approach to the bridge is a decline which is just enough to speed the bike up and when you arent paying attention and have little control of the handlebars...is a recipe for dumbness, which I cooked to perfection. Why do you hate America.
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Post by shakin on Nov 6, 2020 20:54:20 GMT -5
i'm still trying to figure out where this "big hill" is on the virtually entirely flat bike path that i've driven along a hundred times from the theater to tobay not calling bullshit necessarily. but nibbling around the edges. which means total spaz. possibly Ok, Clouseau. Parked at field 6. To get from field 6 to the path, you have to go under Ocean Pkwy, the approach to the bridge is a decline which is just enough to speed the bike up and when you arent paying attention and have little control of the handlebars...is a recipe for dumbness, which I cooked to perfection. Why do you hate America. ok so you crashed before you even got to the path now that story i will buy, 100%
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Post by Jetworks on Nov 6, 2020 21:03:55 GMT -5
32Green sorry to hear about your endo, those aren't fun. Stay on top of the ribs, keep a pillow handy to brace them when you have to cough/sneeze (it helps, ask me how I know lol). And WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!
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Post by 32Green on Nov 6, 2020 22:13:15 GMT -5
Ok, Clouseau. Parked at field 6. To get from field 6 to the path, you have to go under Ocean Pkwy, the approach to the bridge is a decline which is just enough to speed the bike up and when you arent paying attention and have little control of the handlebars...is a recipe for dumbness, which I cooked to perfection. Why do you hate America. ok so you crashed before you even got to the path now that story i will buy, 100% Your lack of reading comprehension is consistent. 32Green sorry to hear about your endo, those aren't fun. Stay on top of the ribs, keep a pillow handy to brace them when you have to cough/sneeze (it helps, ask me how I know lol). And WEAR A FUCKING HELMET! I hear you. I like to look at the bright side of things ( possibly), and I could have ended up with no front teeth, a concussion, two broken wrists and Shakin calling me a liar as well...so if it had to happen, I had it easy. Except for the Shakin thing, but he gets a pass because of Unisom-gate. Especially pissed because I had just established a good post-covid routine in the gym again and was seeing results and feeling good.
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Post by shakin on Nov 6, 2020 22:40:59 GMT -5
ok so you crashed before you even got to the path now that story i will buy, 100% Your lack of reading comprehension is consistent. 32Green sorry to hear about your endo, those aren't fun. Stay on top of the ribs, keep a pillow handy to brace them when you have to cough/sneeze (it helps, ask me how I know lol). And WEAR A FUCKING HELMET! I hear you. I like to look at the bright side of things ( possibly), and I could have ended up with no front teeth, a concussion, two broken wrists and Shakin calling me a liar as well...so if it had to happen, I had it easy. Except for the Shakin thing, but he gets a pass because of Unisom-gate. Especially pissed because I had just established a good post-covid routine in the gym again and was seeing results and feeling good. wear a helmet and just admit you got your shoelace caught on your car's tailpipe
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 6, 2020 23:12:36 GMT -5
Walking home from the bar last night. Just a few blocks. Met a few dudes I occasionally hang out with. Last minute thing. "We're here, JT, comeon out!" OK. I have a few pops and it's now 11pm. Time for me to go home. As I'm walking, I get a WhatsApp group text message. Take my phone out of my pocket and read. BAM! Next thing I know on my neighbors lawn. Uneven sidewalk and I'm wearing flip flops as always. Here is the extent. So much blood loss. All over the kitchen floor.
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 6, 2020 23:17:50 GMT -5
Dude, totally did not take offense to your post. I dont post shit like that for sympathy, certainly not with this crew. I would have failed in my responsibility to the Hampre if I hadnt reported my dumbness so I could be roundly ridiculed. common i'm still trying to figure out where this "big hill" is on the virtually entirely flat bike path that i've driven along a hundred times from the theater to tobay not calling bullshit necessarily. but nibbling around the edges. which means total spaz. possibly They were descending; can't you read? WI TU LOW! Bang Ding Oww
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2020 23:29:49 GMT -5
Pretty wild.
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Post by 32Green on Nov 7, 2020 10:46:27 GMT -5
Walking home from the bar last night. Just a few blocks. Met a few dudes I occasionally hang out with. Last minute thing. "We're here, JT, comeon out!" OK. I have a few pops and it's now 11pm. Time for me to go home. As I'm walking, I get a WhatsApp group text message. Take my phone out of my pocket and read. BAM! Next thing I know on my neighbors lawn. Uneven sidewalk and I'm wearing flip flops as always. Here is the extent. So much blood loss. All over the kitchen floor. No story like this is complete without a detailed description of your wife's reaction. Its the least you can do for your long-suffering brothers in marriage. common
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Post by Big L on Nov 7, 2020 16:49:45 GMT -5
Walking home from the bar last night. Just a few blocks. Met a few dudes I occasionally hang out with. Last minute thing. "We're here, JT, comeon out!" OK. I have a few pops and it's now 11pm. Time for me to go home. As I'm walking, I get a WhatsApp group text message. Take my phone out of my pocket and read. BAM! Next thing I know on my neighbors lawn. Uneven sidewalk and I'm wearing flip flops as always. Here is the extent. So much blood loss. All over the kitchen floor. No story like this is complete without a detailed description of your wife's reaction. Its the least you can do for your long-suffering brothers in marriage. common For now, I give him an Incomplete.
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Post by 32Green on Nov 7, 2020 18:22:13 GMT -5
No story like this is complete without a detailed description of your wife's reaction. Its the least you can do for your long-suffering brothers in marriage. common For now, I give him an Incomplete. I suspect he now inhabits a doghouse constructed of silent anger and surrounded by emotional land-mines. If he makes a run for it...boom. This is what I've heard happens to other guys that are giant pussies. Not me, though. Nope.
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 7, 2020 18:32:15 GMT -5
For now, I give him an Incomplete. I suspect he now inhabits a doghouse constructed of silent anger and surrounded by emotional land-mines. If he makes a run for it...boom. This is what I've heard happens to other guys that are giant pussies. Not me, though. Nope. The complete opposite of being in the doghouse. She wanted to bring me to the hospital, but I refused (definitely no need) even though my foot and flip flop were covered in blood. And she's insisted on cleaning it twice a day for me despite the fact that I'm capable of cleaning it myself. She didn't even complain when I went out to buy weed this afternoon. All good here.
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Post by 32Green on Nov 7, 2020 18:54:46 GMT -5
I suspect he now inhabits a doghouse constructed of silent anger and surrounded by emotional land-mines. If he makes a run for it...boom. This is what I've heard happens to other guys that are giant pussies. Not me, though. Nope. The complete opposite of being in the doghouse. She wanted to bring me to the hospital, but I refused (definitely no need) even though my foot and flip flop were covered in blood. And she's insisted on cleaning it twice a day for me despite the fact that I'm capable of cleaning it myself. She didn't even complain when I went out to buy weed this afternoon. All good here. <img src=" " alt="" style="max-width:100%;"><img src=" " alt="" style="max-width:100%;">
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 7, 2020 18:59:33 GMT -5
Eh, believe what you want.
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