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Post by Big L on Jan 10, 2021 20:46:51 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 12, 2021 20:37:13 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames.
We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up.
No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer.
I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!".
That's all. Weird huh?
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Post by 32Green on Jan 12, 2021 21:12:50 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? WTF?!?!
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Post by frostlich on Jan 12, 2021 21:15:12 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? Its a sign. Stokes must be coming back.
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Post by RobR on Jan 12, 2021 21:45:37 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? Weren't you just wishing fentanyl laced drugs on WCO?
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 12, 2021 21:49:20 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? Weren't you just wishing fentanyl laced drugs on WCO? Wishing? No I was just breaking his balls.
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Post by jay57 on Jan 12, 2021 23:26:04 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp Wonka?
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Post by 32Green on Jan 12, 2021 23:27:52 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp Wonka? This is an important distinction. We must know.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 12, 2021 23:31:42 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp Wonka? There is only one Willy Wonka. Johnny Depp couldn't hold Gene's gobstopper.
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Post by Big L on Jan 13, 2021 1:24:49 GMT -5
Remind me never to get in an elevator with you fucks.
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Post by Hotman on Jan 13, 2021 1:52:02 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that we were in the zombie Apocalypse. We all ran to a giant elevator that doubled as a cremarorium. As the elevator started to descend you could see orange light thru the doors and we all assumed was flames. We heard a loud gunshot. One of us shot his wife in the head. We all assumed it was because he didn't want her to suffer from the fire but then he says "I never liked her anyway". After a few seconds we all started cracking up. No fire came in and eventually the elevator stopped. The doors opened and there was an Oompah Loompah standing by a keg of beer. Willy Wonka was there too. He started to sing and then Shakin shot him in the head. Then we all had beer. I'm not naming which one of you shot his wife. I don't want that guy going "WTF?!?!". That's all. Weird huh? That is seriously fucked I had a very similar dream but the door never opened I think I woke up first but yeah it was bad
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 14, 2021 12:34:33 GMT -5
So still binge watching The Office, and legit laughing out loud at times and I realized how rare funny tv series are. There a ton of good drama/Murder/mystery whatever series, but no more funnies.
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Post by shakin on Jan 14, 2021 12:50:08 GMT -5
So still binge watching The Office, and legit laughing out loud at times and I realized how rare funny tv series are. There a ton of good drama/Murder/mystery whatever series, but no more funnies. that's because the left killed comedy it's not about observing life and telling hilarious stories about it it's about making a snide/sarcastic comments about conservatives and waiting for the mules in the audience to all go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in unison sad
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Post by 32Green on Jan 15, 2021 10:48:52 GMT -5
So for the first time in like...forever, I actually pre-planned watching a hockey game and sat down and watched Rangers/Isles last eve. Rooted for the Rangers because even though I'm on the Island, most of my pals are rabid Rangers fans. w..t...f....was that.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 15, 2021 11:34:27 GMT -5
Has anyone else ever seen Death Race 2000? I've kept an eye out on cable for years but I've never seen it play.
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