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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 15, 2021 11:42:26 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Jan 15, 2021 12:02:45 GMT -5
Sounds like their 2nd wave was really their first wave. Fucking sucks with multiple vaccines being pumped out (and mismanaged by bureaucrats in many places cough cough NY State)
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 17, 2021 10:54:17 GMT -5
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Post by shakin on Jan 18, 2021 20:53:46 GMT -5
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 19, 2021 8:39:09 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee.
It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python?
I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 19, 2021 9:51:49 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee. It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python? I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it. I feel like this my life lately. Me staring at a screen incredulously... thinking something and not understanding how I'm the only one seeing things that way. I will say, having been to France several times..I can see them having an Important Decisions Committee without any sense of irony and everyone taking it seriously. This country is right behind ya.
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Post by frostlich on Jan 19, 2021 15:28:59 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee. It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python? I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it. Who decides what decisions rise to the level of being important? Also, is there a committee for less than important decisions? If so then thats the one I want to be on. If not then why not? After all, deciding on whether or not to establish a less than important decision committee is an important decision to make. Or is it?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 19, 2021 17:06:51 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee. It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python? I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it. Who decides what decisions rise to the level of being important? Also, is there a committee for less than important decisions? If so then thats the one I want to be on. If not then why not? After all, deciding on whether or not to establish a less than important decision committee is an important decision to make. Or is it? Reminds me of a story my Dad told me. This was before computers, they received faxes and telexes. This dude retires after a life at the office. New dude finds a huge folder in the desk named "things that don't concern me". So everytime a fax or letter arrived on his desk by mistake, instead of giving it to the right person, he'd stick it in the folder.
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Post by Hotman on Jan 19, 2021 17:14:48 GMT -5
Who decides what decisions rise to the level of being important? Also, is there a committee for less than important decisions? If so then thats the one I want to be on. If not then why not? After all, deciding on whether or not to establish a less than important decision committee is an important decision to make. Or is it? Reminds me of a story my Dad told me. This was before computers, they received faxes and telexes. This dude retires after a life at the office. New dude finds a huge folder in the desk named "things that don't concern me". So everytime a fax or letter arrived on his desk by mistake, instead of giving it to the right person, he'd stick it in the folder. Lol so what happened?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 19, 2021 17:18:58 GMT -5
Reminds me of a story my Dad told me. This was before computers, they received faxes and telexes. This dude retires after a life at the office. New dude finds a huge folder in the desk named "things that don't concern me". So everytime a fax or letter arrived on his desk by mistake, instead of giving it to the right person, he'd stick it in the folder. Lol so what happened? Nothing the guy had retired.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 19, 2021 18:43:54 GMT -5
Nothing the guy had retired. Le douche?
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Post by Hotman on Jan 19, 2021 19:21:47 GMT -5
Nothing the guy had retired. Le douche? El Douché
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Post by shakin on Jan 20, 2021 11:27:56 GMT -5
the millennial nitwits that eventually grew to become the majority at my final job apparently needed constant praise for simply doing what their fucking job descriptions told them to do. so they set up a "kudos" thread on our slack channel, which they somehow convinced our ceo to constantly encourage all of us in the company to use.
of course the steady stream of kudos was embarrassingly ridiculous, like a flurry of snowflakes acknowledging other snowflakes for being snowflakes. and of course you can't shut off the notifications so during those rare brief moments where you're actually focused on doing your job, the fucking "ding" constantly interrupting your train of thought.
the video director i had working for me was actually a few years older than me, total hampur material but a giants fan, and also would have been world's colliding a bit much for me, even as much as he and i were liquid lunch buddies. of course we were nowhere near the kudos thoughts of all the jessicas and brittnys and tylers, so after a few pops we would get on the kudos channel and start kudosing each other. "mad props to dave for closing the blinds before this morning's budget recap".... "big thanks to shakin for holding the elevator for me this morning"... and random nonsense.
fucking toolbag millennials would actually add thumbs up and heart emojis and type things like "awwwwww.... heart heart teardrop" shit. fucking morans
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Post by quantum on Jan 20, 2021 15:28:48 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee. It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python? I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it. they prolly put you on the Making Fun of the Important Decisions Committee List. which the IDC (Important Decisions COmmittee) uses to decide who to downsize first. thoughts and prayers, my dude!
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 20, 2021 15:52:23 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee. It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python? I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it.
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