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Post by Hotman on Jan 20, 2021 16:17:59 GMT -5
So I just discovered my company has a Committee called Important Decisions Committee. It was during a call so I larfed and then there was silence. I look at the screen like what, I'm the only one who thinks this is straight out of a Monty Python? I guess I'll save that question for the Important Questions Committee. I'll also ask why the fuck I'm not in it. they prolly put you on the Making Fun of the Important Decisions Committee List. which the IDC (Important Decisions COmmittee) uses to decide who to downsize first. thoughts and prayers, my dude! It probably has nothing to do with him being (almost)non-gay white male RIP Raoul job
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Post by shakin on Jan 22, 2021 17:54:14 GMT -5
when three people have sex, they call it a threesome
when two people have sex, they call it a twosome
now youse guys know why they call you handsome
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Post by Big L on Jan 23, 2021 6:53:24 GMT -5
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Post by tkasper01 on Jan 23, 2021 7:07:29 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Jan 23, 2021 7:55:24 GMT -5
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Post by tkasper01 on Jan 23, 2021 8:07:50 GMT -5
Nope. I was talking about the chicks in the pix. Follow the link.
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Post by Big L on Jan 23, 2021 8:17:17 GMT -5
Nope. I was talking about the chicks in the pix. Follow the link. Oh absolutely. I was hoping for a more HD image on her clam.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jan 24, 2021 9:31:12 GMT -5
I would like to extend a hearty "Fuck you" to 32Green. Since I got up all I can hear is Joey Ramone singing "Maria Bartiromo". Thanks buddy.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 25, 2021 7:56:59 GMT -5
Watched Tenet this weekend, from Christopher Nolan (Inception)
Wow....did not understand a fucking thing. Actually turned it off before the end.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 25, 2021 17:56:39 GMT -5
I would like to extend a hearty "Fuck you" to 32Green. Since I got up all I can hear is Joey Ramone singing "Maria Bartiromo". Thanks buddy. And it wont stop. Ever. Sorry, bub.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 27, 2021 8:59:14 GMT -5
3rd total confinement is apparently around the corner. In March it will be one year since I've been working from home. Some days I think I may take less than 100 steps the entire day. I actually started jogging (which I loathe) just to do something. Whiskey consumption has gone up..God this has to end at some point?
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Post by 32Green on Jan 27, 2021 11:09:46 GMT -5
3rd total confinement is apparently around the corner. In March it will be one year since I've been working from home. Some days I think I may take less than 100 steps the entire day. I actually started jogging (which I loathe) just to do something. Whiskey consumption has gone up..God this has to end at some point? I feel ya. They've been closing school more often (had been 3 in, 2 in, alternating weeks) and seems more kids are getting it. Taking the daupne for a Covid test later. She doesnt feel well. Doesnt look like vaccines are getting to my group until the summer at earliest, even the elderly cant get them. (insert you are elderly joke here) And ditto on the whiskey, boy howdy. Fml and fyl too.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 27, 2021 11:30:32 GMT -5
We're currently having our kitchen and an adjacent room renovated. Whole process should be a month, start to finish. They're currently laying cement on the floor, on which some really fucking expensive tile will be laid. In preparation for the month without a kitchen, we moved all of our kitchen contents to the basement and had an honest conversation with the kids about which toys will be discarded from the toy closet and either chucked or donated to make room. We were able to clear out almost the whole friggin thing. Turns out their iTouches and iPads are more important than playing with actual kid toys. Whatever. We save our microwave, toaster oven, slow cooker, table-top griddle, and coffee maker (not a Keurig - fuck you, environment haters!), and purchase an electric kettle and an electric double hot plate. With those items, combined with our grill and 36" outdoor gas griddle, we've managed to cook dinner every night and prepare the kids lunches. Breakfast is usually mailed in with cereal, yogurt, or toaster oven waffles. With all of the above information, one might ask "Hey stupid fucking dipshit dickface JT. Why in the actual fuck are you getting a brand new kitchen when you have proven you can use countertop appliances and outdoor cooking devices to prepare all meals?" Answer: happy wife, happy life. She's wanted a new kitchen for 10 years and we're in a position to make it happen. The irony of the cooking situation is not lost on her, either. She's very bright and I completely outkicked my coverage in the wifne department. At least she'll have her fucking pot filler on the wall above the fucking oven/range and below the fucking vent hood.
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Jan 27, 2021 11:35:00 GMT -5
3rd total confinement is apparently around the corner. In March it will be one year since I've been working from home. Some days I think I may take less than 100 steps the entire day. I actually started jogging (which I loathe) just to do something. Whiskey consumption has gone up..God this has to end at some point? I've worked from home prior to Covid, but at least it was broken up by going to customers. Now, most days I just see the wife and dog. I look forward to going out to pick up groceries just to see other people. Fitness level has gone down, so I've started doing the same, forcing myself to get active. My drinking hasn't really increased, but I'm slowly going crazy. Gov of NY keeps talking about reopening, but they're taking their sweet time. If this shit drags into the summer, watch out. I may be on the news.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 27, 2021 11:36:58 GMT -5
We're currently having our kitchen and an adjacent room renovated. Whole process should be a month, start to finish. They're currently laying cement on the floor, on which some really fucking expensive tile will be laid. In preparation for the month without a kitchen, we moved all of our kitchen contents to the basement and had an honest conversation with the kids about which toys will be discarded from the toy closet and either chucked or donated to make room. We were able to clear out almost the whole friggin thing. Turns out their iTouches and iPads are more important than playing with actual kid toys. Whatever. We save our microwave, toaster oven, slow cooker, table-top griddle, and coffee maker (not a Keurig - fuck you, environment haters!), and purchase an electric kettle and an electric double hot plate. With those items, combined with our grill and 36" outdoor gas griddle, we've managed to cook dinner every night and prepare the kids lunches. Breakfast is usually mailed in with cereal, yogurt, or toaster oven waffles. With all of the above information, one might ask "Hey stupid fucking dipshit dickface JT. Why in the actual fuck are you getting a brand new kitchen when you have proven you can use countertop appliances and outdoor cooking devices to prepare all meals?" Answer: happy wife, happy life. She's wanted a new kitchen for 10 years and we're in a position to make it happen. The irony of the cooking situation is not lost on her, either. She's very bright and I completely outkicked my coverage in the wifne department. At least she'll have her fucking pot filler on the wall above the fucking oven/range and below the fucking vent hood. I thought your thing to make her happy was empregnating her.
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