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Post by 2milehighJet on Apr 6, 2015 11:01:06 GMT -5
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Post by rexneffect on Apr 6, 2015 11:29:37 GMT -5
Thanks for the advice so far. I have "lawyered up" although this whole thing makes my gut itch. My wife is VERY competitive and she likes to win...that was one of the recurring issues in the marriage--her need to compete at everything...a Sunday hike with friends, a video game with the kids. Anyway, I guess that doesn't bode well for an amicable settlement. I checked out her lawyers web page. The phrase AGGRESSIVE DIVORCE ATTORNEY is plastered in all caps accross the site. I'd venture a guess that 75% of divorce law firms have that same slogan slapped on their website. It's such an easy marketing ploy. People in a divorce often want to punish the other side so they think aggressive is what they want. Slapping that on a website really doesn't mean anything. (It's pretty much the same as "Father's rights" on websites. It's marketing.) I've seen that stuff thrown up on the websites of attorneys who are anything but aggressive. For those attorneys who try to take it seriously most are attorneys who confuse being dicks with being an aggressive attorney. They spend a lot of time yelling and trying to belittle. I guess it works well on attorneys with no backbone but it often results in a lot of money wasted by the party hiring that attorney and once the retainer runs out a settlement occurs. Very few of those types of lawyers are skilled litigators or know how to produce great results for their clients beyond the emotional result of feeling like they pissed off their spouse. You can call your wife a bitch for free. You don't need legal counsel for that. These are all good questions to address with your attorney. They each deal with your particular financial situation, your wife's financial situation and your attorney's strategy for proceeding. Nobody is better to address those concerns for you than your attorney. |
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Post by Trades on Apr 6, 2015 11:36:09 GMT -5
Thanks for the advice so far. I have "lawyered up" although this whole thing makes my gut itch. My wife is VERY competitive and she likes to win...that was one of the recurring issues in the marriage--her need to compete at everything...a Sunday hike with friends, a video game with the kids. Anyway, I guess that doesn't bode well for an amicable settlement. I checked out her lawyers web page. The phrase AGGRESSIVE DIVORCE ATTORNEY is plastered in all caps accross the site. I'd venture a guess that 75% of divorce law firms have that same slogan slapped on their website. It's such an easy marketing ploy. People in a divorce often want to punish the other side so they think aggressive is what they want. Slapping that on a website really doesn't mean anything. (It's pretty much the same as "Father's rights" on websites. It's marketing.) I've seen that stuff thrown up on the websites of attorneys who are anything but aggressive. For those attorneys who try to take it seriously most are attorneys who confuse being dicks with being an aggressive attorney. They spend a lot of time yelling and trying to belittle. I guess it works well on attorneys with no backbone but it often results in a lot of money wasted by the party hiring that attorney and once the retainer runs out a settlement occurs. Very few of those types of lawyers are skilled litigators or know how to produce great results for their clients beyond the emotional result of feeling like they pissed off their spouse. You can call your wife a bitch for free. You don't need legal counsel for that. These are all good questions to address with your attorney. They each deal with your particular financial situation, your wife's financial situation and your attorney's strategy for proceeding. Nobody is better to address those concerns for you than your attorney. Better than a football site full of dicks? Surely you jest... |
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Post by PK on Apr 6, 2015 11:44:21 GMT -5
Thanks for the advice so far. I have "lawyered up" although this whole thing makes my gut itch. My wife is VERY competitive and she likes to win...that was one of the recurring issues in the marriage--her need to compete at everything...a Sunday hike with friends, a video game with the kids. Anyway, I guess that doesn't bode well for an amicable settlement. I checked out her lawyers web page. The phrase AGGRESSIVE DIVORCE ATTORNEY is plastered in all caps accross the site. I'd venture a guess that 75% of divorce law firms have that same slogan slapped on their website. It's such an easy marketing ploy. People in a divorce often want to punish the other side so they think aggressive is what they want. Slapping that on a website really doesn't mean anything. (It's pretty much the same as "Father's rights" on websites. It's marketing.) I've seen that stuff thrown up on the websites of attorneys who are anything but aggressive. For those attorneys who try to take it seriously most are attorneys who confuse being dicks with being an aggressive attorney. They spend a lot of time yelling and trying to belittle. I guess it works well on attorneys with no backbone but it often results in a lot of money wasted by the party hiring that attorney and once the retainer runs out a settlement occurs. Very few of those types of lawyers are skilled litigators or know how to produce great results for their clients beyond the emotional result of feeling like they pissed off their spouse. You can call your wife a bitch for free. You don't need legal counsel for that. These are all good questions to address with your attorney. They each deal with your particular financial situation, your wife's financial situation and your attorney's strategy for proceeding. Nobody is better to address those concerns for you than your attorney. Gonna go out on a limb here and assume you're a lawyer? |
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Post by leftturn3 on Apr 6, 2015 12:09:11 GMT -5
Thanks for the advice so far. I have "lawyered up" although this whole thing makes my gut itch. My wife is VERY competitive and she likes to win...that was one of the recurring issues in the marriage--her need to compete at everything...a Sunday hike with friends, a video game with the kids. Anyway, I guess that doesn't bode well for an amicable settlement. I checked out her lawyers web page. The phrase AGGRESSIVE DIVORCE ATTORNEY is plastered in all caps accross the site. Anyway, a lot of the questions I keep thinking of are details I can't find much info on. For example, our taxes are due in two weeks. Normally I do them but I have a lot on my mind. Is there any advantage/disadvantage to asking to an extension until some of this other stuff blows over? Or, normally this time of year we'd be booking a vacation rental for the family for sometime in July. Even assuming it's just me and the kids, does it make sense to go ahead with plans like that or should I put all future planning on hold until the divorce is ironed out? Also I assume she will want the house. Not becauseshe likes it especialy, but because getting it will feel to her like winning. In all our years together she's never shown any interest in taking care of the house so i'm skeptical that she has any sense of all the works it involves, let alone be willing to do it. But that aside, if she really wants it, is there any advantage/disadvantage to letting her keep the house versus insisting that we sell? From the kids perspective, I think they'd be better off in a condo that she has a change at maintaining in reasonable shape than a house that's falling down around their ears. This must be her. i.imgur.com/KnaUFmT.gifI wish I was there to kick that fucking cunt old bag right in the cabbage. |
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Post by rexneffect on Apr 6, 2015 12:41:24 GMT -5
I'd venture a guess that 75% of divorce law firms have that same slogan slapped on their website. It's such an easy marketing ploy. People in a divorce often want to punish the other side so they think aggressive is what they want. Slapping that on a website really doesn't mean anything. (It's pretty much the same as "Father's rights" on websites. It's marketing.) I've seen that stuff thrown up on the websites of attorneys who are anything but aggressive. For those attorneys who try to take it seriously most are attorneys who confuse being dicks with being an aggressive attorney. They spend a lot of time yelling and trying to belittle. I guess it works well on attorneys with no backbone but it often results in a lot of money wasted by the party hiring that attorney and once the retainer runs out a settlement occurs. Very few of those types of lawyers are skilled litigators or know how to produce great results for their clients beyond the emotional result of feeling like they pissed off their spouse. You can call your wife a bitch for free. You don't need legal counsel for that. These are all good questions to address with your attorney. They each deal with your particular financial situation, your wife's financial situation and your attorney's strategy for proceeding. Nobody is better to address those concerns for you than your attorney. Better than a football site full of dicks? Surely you jest... Maybe if this was a site full of kuntysozes. |
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Post by quantum on Apr 6, 2015 12:55:22 GMT -5
I'd venture a guess that 75% of divorce law firms have that same slogan slapped on their website. It's such an easy marketing ploy. People in a divorce often want to punish the other side so they think aggressive is what they want. Slapping that on a website really doesn't mean anything. (It's pretty much the same as "Father's rights" on websites. It's marketing.) I've seen that stuff thrown up on the websites of attorneys who are anything but aggressive. For those attorneys who try to take it seriously most are attorneys who confuse being dicks with being an aggressive attorney. They spend a lot of time yelling and trying to belittle. I guess it works well on attorneys with no backbone but it often results in a lot of money wasted by the party hiring that attorney and once the retainer runs out a settlement occurs. Very few of those types of lawyers are skilled litigators or know how to produce great results for their clients beyond the emotional result of feeling like they pissed off their spouse. You can call your wife a bitch for free. You don't need legal counsel for that. These are all good questions to address with your attorney. They each deal with your particular financial situation, your wife's financial situation and your attorney's strategy for proceeding. Nobody is better to address those concerns for you than your attorney. sig-worthy |
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Apr 6, 2015 14:02:50 GMT -5
A Cunty McTwatterson if there ever was one. Got that right! I bit my tongue as to not offend miss vinny here... C'mon I've never complained about stuff like that. It sounds like it suits her to a T |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Apr 10, 2015 15:48:40 GMT -5
So what gives with this thread?
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Post by Big L on Apr 10, 2015 18:15:03 GMT -5
So what gives with this thread? It's no JetFanOhio. |
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Post by Hotman on Apr 10, 2015 22:28:29 GMT -5
I wish I was there to kick that fucking cunt old bag right in the cabbage. I would have gone up behind her, ripped it right from her fucking cunty hands, and gave it to the kid. Shame the fuck out of her. Rotten fucking cunt. Years later and that gif STILL pisses me off. I wish I was barista for a day so I could give her her long-winded latte. |
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Post by Hotman on Apr 10, 2015 22:29:44 GMT -5
Shame someone didn't wipe shit on their hand and give her a high five after that.
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