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Post by Jets Things on May 2, 2024 14:29:23 GMT -5
Fuck that guy. HBD shitbag!
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 18:48:14 GMT -5
Body of a giant. Mind of a midget. Didn't want it bad enough either. Will be out of the league in another 2 years With the new proximity to cheese steaks, I give him a year. And are you saying midgets are dum?
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 14:58:27 GMT -5
Thanks everyone, another one in the fucking books. I enjoy everyone's take on the Jets. Also, the arguments, humor, sarcasm, individual perversions, heartless personal attacks and the mean spiritness. The Hampur reminds me of the Dirty Dozen, and we all know how that ended. Shut up, faggot.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 9:14:46 GMT -5
^^^Love the positivity. Olu has the benefit of learning from a future HOF LT, the new RBs will give Breece a chance to rest on his way to 2,000 all-purpose yards (book it), FSU QB can sit and learn from a legend, CFL rookie of the year can adjust to playing safety (would like to see him at SS because he can lay the wood), and new slot WR can and will be a YAC monster.
Wifne's cousin (knew him before her) and I have always said that whenever the Jets make the SB, we're going no matter the cost. Got my Zubaz boner pants dry cleaned and ready to go (tough to get semen and poo stains out - no idea whose they were, but I have a headache and my butt hurts).
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 28, 2024 9:05:18 GMT -5
Many happy returns
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 26, 2024 20:52:56 GMT -5
Nothing would make me happier than a sweep of pinko douchebag Ovechkin. One more to go.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 26, 2024 12:17:04 GMT -5
All college OL's have to wear them. It's a thing.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 26, 2024 7:18:48 GMT -5
I fucking hate Eminem and always have. He sounds like a whiney, nasally little bitch.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2024 20:13:28 GMT -5
Trade back
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2024 17:02:07 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. Is your last name really "Lastname?"
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 24, 2024 10:34:29 GMT -5
Gotta love the Hampur; We go from worrying about a guy in December to telling him to eat ass and smoke weed in April. why you don’t think 4 months is enough recovery time for that? Depends on the severity of the diphtheria. Eat an ass that's rank and it could bother you for several months.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2024 6:52:59 GMT -5
I can't believe people watch the NBA..... This. NBA is unbearable to watch. College is much better. That said, there is nothing more exciting in sports than playoff hockey. LGR!!
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 23, 2024 6:51:20 GMT -5
lol...cpy...maybe i should have noticed that...... Doing physical therapy and dr visits. Food still tastes like shit so gaining weight is a struggle. Eat some ass. That will help with your taste struggles.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 22, 2024 18:31:20 GMT -5
man i don't necessarily wanna smoke the jesus worshiping ragu out of his pizza pie/whorecam dreamlife with this shit, but lately i been praying again. well not really praying but just thanking god out loud for all the blessings. healthy responsible kids. a good wife. good health even though i fuckin abused my body for almost 5 decades. relatively speaking life is really fuckin good if you knew my story you would understand why i hate religion. it's a long story and very fucked up. but i've learned to separate god from religion working on this malicious evil streak driven by vengefulness, but it's a process amen Were you also gang-probed by catholic priests (asking for 32)?
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 20, 2024 16:45:30 GMT -5
my older sopne is friends with short-lived Islander Dennis Seidenberg's sopne. They live in my town. Picked up my sopne from their house yesterday afternoon and asked Dennis what he thought of the Isles chances and he tried to not roll his eyes. Funny story - Dennis hosts rookies at his house for a big part of their first year. A few years back, another dad went to pick up his kid at their house. Rang the bell, knocked, no answer so he went in. Found his kid, Seidenberg's kid and a grown man in the basement playing a Grand Theft Auto game on Xbox. The dad introduced himself and the man said "Hi, I'm Mat. A friend of Dennis." This dad had no friggin idea who this grown man with his sopne was and no Seidenbergs were home. So he asked, as every father should, "Who are you?" and the man replied "Mat Barzal, nice to meet you. I'm on the Islanders." Man, GC seems to be washed-up athlete central. Great story. Tell this dude he's washed up. Sorry about the alignment..
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