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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 27, 2015 11:01:53 GMT -5
LOL if you google Miko Grimes images, you'll find this: and this She can either bake like a mofo, or that's an embarassing conversation at the bakery. "I'm sorry what flavor do you want the sperm splashing on your back to be?"
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Post by nycdan on Jan 27, 2015 11:06:47 GMT -5
LOL if you google Miko Grimes images, you'll find this: and this She can either bake like a mofo, or that's an embarassing conversation at the bakery. "I'm sorry what flavor do you want the sperm splashing on your back to be?"
This thread just reached HOF levels.
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Post by BushytheLobster on Jan 27, 2015 11:09:08 GMT -5
The TorrX Pumps Balls Up to the Right Pressure Published: Dec 18, 2014 • References: kickstarter & gizmag Soccer balls, basketballs, volleyballs and so on all have an optimum hardness. The TorrX is a portable electric pump that automatically inflates and deflates balls so that they attain their ideal pressure. To use the TorrX, all you have to do is start by pushing in its protective end cap to power it up and reveal its needle. Once you insert the needle into the ball's air valve, the pump detects the ball's air pressure and electronically displays it in either BAR or PSI units. The pump offers auto and manual modes -- in auto mode, you can enter the target pressure and then push the A button, which prompts the TorrX to pump in or release air until the desired pressure is achieved. Manual mode allows you to increase or lower pressure by pressing the + and - buttons LOLs. Tell us more, Mr. Science. i.ytimg.com/vi/esBmvmLUH0w/maxresdefault.jpg
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Post by gman on Jan 27, 2015 11:10:09 GMT -5
You could piss deflating 11 balls in 90 seconds....... Walk in and lock the door - 5 seconds. Empty the ball bag on the floor - 3 seconds. Deflate each ball at 4 seconds per ball - 44 seconds. Put balls back in the bag at 3 seconds a ball, total 33 seconds. Pick up ball bag and unlock door - 6 seconds. Total = 90 seconds. Verdict..... GuiltyBAM!! Harrier'd!
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 27, 2015 11:13:57 GMT -5
Bottom line is there is no reason a Flats* ball boy should need to take a bag of footballs into the bathroom...PERIOD. What if the poor kid needed to pee?
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Post by BushytheLobster on Jan 27, 2015 11:21:55 GMT -5
You could piss deflating 11 balls in 90 seconds....... Walk in and lock the door - 5 seconds. Empty the ball bag on the floor - 3 seconds. Deflate each ball at 4 seconds per ball - 44 seconds. Put balls back in the bag at 3 seconds a ball, total 33 seconds. Pick up ball bag and unlock door - 6 seconds. Total = 90 seconds. Verdict..... GuiltyBAM!! Harrier'd! Also: Pets the cat: 2 seconds Write letter to This American Life: 5 seconds Plan the next intefadah: 3.7 seconds Travel back to a simpler time: -8 seconds Count Jets Super Bowl Victories in the last 46 Years: 0 seconds Eat a Sandwich: 2 seconds (with mayo) 1.8 seconds (without)
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 27, 2015 11:25:49 GMT -5
Also: Pets the cat: 2 seconds Write letter to This American Life: 5 seconds Plan the next intefadah: 3.7 seconds Travel back to a simpler time: -8 seconds Count Jets Super Bowl Victories in the last 46 Years: 0 seconds Eat a Sandwich: 2 seconds (with mayo) 1.8 seconds (without) Weak. FF2 please take this guy to troll Training Camp.
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Post by afceastfan on Jan 27, 2015 11:26:47 GMT -5
LOL if you google Miko Grimes images, you'll find this: and this I think those pictures may be backwards in the Grimes household. This seems like Doug Christie and wife, Part II.
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Post by southside on Jan 27, 2015 11:34:38 GMT -5
We're all missing the real inquiry here.....
Brent Grimes fucks his wife with his football helmet on? I've been known to where a "mask" on my "helmet" before but that was for preventative measures such as STDs and unwanted pregnancy. This guy is really wearing head protection. That bitch must be crazy in bed.
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Post by afceastfan on Jan 27, 2015 11:38:14 GMT -5
We're all missing the real inquiry here..... Brent Grimes fucks his wife with his football helmet on? I've been known to where a "mask" on my "helmet" before but that was for preventative measures such as STDs and unwanted pregnancy. This guy is really wearing head protection. That bitch must be crazy in bed. Nah. I'm sure she's just trying to protect him from the embarrassment of showing off his "vinegar strokes."
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Post by BushytheLobster on Jan 27, 2015 11:58:01 GMT -5
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Post by jetstream23 on Jan 27, 2015 11:58:08 GMT -5
Also, the fire alarm at their hotel went off in the middle of the night supposedly. LOL They are 3 miles from my house at a Sheraton. Not saying I called in the alarm. Also not saying I didn't.
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Post by jetstream23 on Jan 27, 2015 12:03:17 GMT -5
The plot thickens.
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Post by mykepm on Jan 27, 2015 13:04:24 GMT -5
Bottom line is there is no reason a Flats* ball boy should need to take a bag of footballs into the bathroom...PERIOD. What if the poor kid needed to pee? This, of course, will be the story given by the Pats - a story in which they feel so confident that they are doubling down on "righteous" outrage every time they get in front of a microphone. Considering that attitude, and the report that the Patriots themselves gave the video to the NFL, I'm skeptical that this will be the smoking gun that proves the case against them.
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Post by joepnyj1 on Jan 27, 2015 13:16:57 GMT -5
You could piss deflating 11 balls in 90 seconds....... Walk in and lock the door - 5 seconds. Empty the ball bag on the floor - 3 seconds. Deflate each ball at 4 seconds per ball - 44 seconds. Put balls back in the bag at 3 seconds a ball, total 33 seconds. Pick up ball bag and unlock door - 6 seconds. Total = 90 seconds. Verdict..... GuiltyYour giving them the benefit of the doubt with 3 seconds per ball lol...plenty of time to do the deed!
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