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Post by Harrier on Jan 27, 2015 13:30:17 GMT -5
Also: Pets the cat: 2 seconds Write letter to This American Life: 5 seconds Plan the next intefadah: 3.7 seconds Travel back to a simpler time: -8 seconds Count Jets Super Bowl Victories in the last 46 Years: 0 seconds Eat a Sandwich: 2 seconds (with mayo) 1.8 seconds (without) Unrealistic Mayo to no mayo ratio.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 27, 2015 13:34:37 GMT -5
Also: Pets the cat: 2 seconds Write letter to This American Life: 5 seconds Plan the next intefadah: 3.7 seconds Travel back to a simpler time: -8 seconds Count Jets Super Bowl Victories in the last 46 Years: 0 seconds Eat a Sandwich: 2 seconds (with mayo) 1.8 seconds (without) Unrealistic Mayo to no mayo ratio. I was thinking the same thing. So long as it is limited to "eating", I think a sandwich with Mayo would be faster than without because the moistness of the Mayo eliminates some of the need to generate saliva to chew and swallow effectively.
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Post by Harrier on Jan 27, 2015 16:07:25 GMT -5
Unrealistic Mayo to no mayo ratio. I was thinking the same thing. So long as it is limited to "eating", I think a sandwich with Mayo would be faster than without because the moistness of the Mayo eliminates some of the need to generate saliva to chew and swallow effectively. Mayo or no mayo they are a bunch of cheating cunts.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Jan 27, 2015 16:22:54 GMT -5
Doubt you could deflate 11 balls in 90 seconds. What about having an already deflated bag of balls in the restroom and just swap it out? I'm sure there aren't any serial numbers to check!
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 27, 2015 16:26:33 GMT -5
Doubt you could deflate 11 balls in 90 seconds. What about having an already deflated bag of balls in the restroom and just swap it out? I'm sure there aren't any serial numbers to check! The ref marks them after they are checked.
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Post by Big L on Jan 27, 2015 17:45:52 GMT -5
If the patriots reasoning is everyone does it, then why take them to a bathroom and be sneaky about doing it?
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Post by rexneffect on Jan 27, 2015 17:58:06 GMT -5
If the Deflatriots reasoning is everyone does it, then why take them to a bathroom and be sneaky about doing it? Because they are saying they didn't manipulate the balls but if manipulation occurred it was not done by anybody of significance (i.e. brady or Belidick). If it had been done in front of the team or in front of cameras then it would be much more difficult to argue a lack of knowledge, let alone a lack of intent by somebody higher up the food chain.
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Post by Big L on Jan 27, 2015 18:45:18 GMT -5
If the Deflatriots reasoning is everyone does it, then why take them to a bathroom and be sneaky about doing it? Because they are saying they didn't manipulate the balls but if manipulation occurred it was not done by anybody of significance (i.e. SparklePony or Homeless Hoodie). If it had been done in front of the team or in front of cameras then it would be much more difficult to argue a lack of knowledge, let alone a lack of intent by somebody higher up the food chain. If manipulation of balls occurred, someone had to tell him/her to do it.
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Post by rangerous on Jan 27, 2015 18:56:02 GMT -5
so is kraft video taping inside the rest rooms too? what a dirty old man. in all seriousness,it sounds like enough time to do the deed especially since we're only talking about the patsie balls. still i can't help feeling that the nfl has a rule that they don't bother to enforce or protect. what a bunch of schmucks the refs must really be. and further to that, i would look at ref involvement in anything the patsies did. seems to me the patsies always have that home field advantage. i wouldn't be surprised to see one or more ref helping the patsies at opportune times in the games. there's no way tommy boy can be as well protected as he is without the oline holding their azzes off.
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Post by JetBidi on Jan 28, 2015 15:46:33 GMT -5
Today's NY Daily News has a deflation experiment on the front cover. They take the balls into the restroom and try to deflate them in 90 seconds. Result? They did it in 40 seconds. Cheatriots*** VIDEO: It's possible
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Post by jetstream23 on Jan 28, 2015 15:54:07 GMT -5
So a guy takes his ball bag to the bathroom and emerges 90 seconds later with a lighter sack?
southside has been repeating that experiment for years!
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Jan 28, 2015 16:36:21 GMT -5
So a guy takes his ball bag to the bathroom and emerges 90 seconds later with a lighter sack? southside has been repeating that experiment for years! He's prolly pretty much wore it down to the nub.
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