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Post by 32Green on Apr 26, 2024 18:14:00 GMT -5
Gonna watch Rangers. No interest in the draft spectacle and the newly acquired clownish attire of picks and their families. I'll just catch up later.
Just figured you'd all want to know.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 26, 2024 8:59:57 GMT -5
From what I’m hearing, they tried to move up to get Odunze You have sauces?
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Post by 32Green on Apr 26, 2024 8:33:50 GMT -5
when i was in like 10th grade we used to cut class and go to the candy/convenience store down the block and play asteroids, space invaders, missile command, etc. their magazine rack was right next to the games, and i always used to crack my buddies up by being able to clip some porno mag off the rack without them or the owners seeing me do it. one time it was one of the really raunchy ones. one pic was a closeup of a little plastic toy scuba diver sticking out of a beefy pair of pink twat lips, we were laughing our asses off and i tore it out and folded it up and stuck it in my pocket because we were gonna tape it to the door of this bitch science teacher we all hated. anyways because we were stoned out of our faces, i forgot about it, went home and fell asleep on the couch in my living room. later on after dinner, my (religious) mom knocks on my bedroom door, i open it and she's holding up the picture going "SHAKIN MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, IS THIS YOURS??!!!" it musta fell out of my pocket in my wasted slumber. so i'm like "NO, EWW, MA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???" convinced her i never saw it before, she believed me, blamed my older brother, she didn't believe him, and he caught fuckin hell from her and my (religious) dad. for being a pervert and a liar and prolly going to hell yeah he beat the fuck out of me but at least my parents didn't think i was the one with a fetish for sticking toys up whore's twats. When I was around 13 in France there was a cable channel that would have 1 porn movie every month that played on Saturdays at midnight. I'd program the VCR (I was the only one in the family who knew how to do it), I took a VHS tape with stuff on it that only I would be interested in (Tyson Fights or whatever). Anyways, I'd have the house to myself coming back from school most days. The only problem was we had 1 TV, in the living room and if you watched TV your back would be to a huge sliding door/window which you would walk by if you were coming home. So anyone coming home would see what you were watching. So one day sneeking in my dose of hairy bush, I hear my Mom walk in. Defcon 1!!! ABORT ABORT ...Wasn't jerking off thank god but nearly kicked the TV over trying to shut everything down jump up "Hey Mom! what's up!" She was actually cool about it or probably as embarassed as I was. Tape was confiscated and never attempted to tape porn or anything else for that matter to avoid having to explain what I was taping. She was prolly relieved to find out she had a straight son in France.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 26, 2024 8:23:28 GMT -5
His Mom looks like a better blocker than him Ya look at some of the people around many of these high draft pics and you understand why so many of them are dysfunctional, immature, head-cases.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 26, 2024 8:20:10 GMT -5
I fucking hate Eminem and always have. He sounds like a whiney, nasally little bitch. Minstrel show sans make up.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2024 19:58:22 GMT -5
Big thread about Nebors at JetNation about him being a dbag. Hope he busts. Guys got little ballerina shoulders holding up a giant head. (no pun).
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2024 19:56:40 GMT -5
No QB for Giants. All in on Jones? If Jones can stay healthy, good pick. If not hilarity ensues.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2024 19:22:52 GMT -5
God I despise Goodell and his brother-hugs. Hug my dick, dick.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2024 18:58:30 GMT -5
The draft isnt on in Jacksonville. So I'm headed there now.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2024 18:05:51 GMT -5
last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it She looks like she could mine marble as a side-gig.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2024 17:40:41 GMT -5
UBS isnt sold out for tonights game. lolz
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Post by 32Green on Apr 24, 2024 14:17:31 GMT -5
Awesome watch but now I have to go kill myself because of the music.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 23, 2024 16:36:57 GMT -5
Man, GC seems to be washed-up athlete central. Great story. Tell this dude he's washed up. Sorry about the alignment.. The compiler!
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Apr 23, 2024 16:27:42 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by 32Green on Apr 23, 2024 16:27:42 GMT -5
Gotta love the Hampur; We go from worrying about a guy in December to telling him to eat ass and smoke weed in April.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 22, 2024 22:32:43 GMT -5
lol...cpy...maybe i should have noticed that...... Doing physical therapy and dr visits. Food still tastes like shit so gaining weight is a struggle. Can you post anything happier? Asking for Raoul, he lives in France.
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