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Post by Big L on Jan 22, 2015 14:14:37 GMT -5
Why does Irish chili only have 239 beans?
Because one more would make it two forty.
Keep trying, you'll figure it out. |
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Post by southside on Jan 22, 2015 14:17:41 GMT -5
Like gassy? I lold.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 22, 2015 15:34:31 GMT -5
southside
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 22, 2015 15:41:30 GMT -5
How do you make a joke thread and then just put 1 joke in it. Wtf
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Post by Trades on Jan 22, 2015 20:04:51 GMT -5
How do you make a joke thread and then just put 1 joke in it. Wtf That's funnier than the joke. |
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Post by Touchable on Jan 22, 2015 20:25:12 GMT -5
These threads suck without race jokes
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Post by Big L on Jan 23, 2015 9:11:43 GMT -5
How do you make a joke thread and then just put 1 joke in it. Wtf Then add some, for fuck sake.
Jesus fuck, I gotta do everything around here.
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Post by BushytheLobster on Jan 23, 2015 9:33:32 GMT -5
How do you make a joke thread and then just put 1 joke in it. Wtf That's why it a joke thread and not a jokes thread. Capiche? it's all very technical. |
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Post by DDNYjets on Jan 23, 2015 9:48:22 GMT -5
This thread fails without racist/sexist/homophobic jokes.
FWIW I think you can interchange the white and black guy.
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Post by Big L on Aug 21, 2019 19:25:40 GMT -5
An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. “Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary,” he tells them.
“That’s great. What’s your secret for a long and happy marriage,” one asks.
“Well, you have to do nice things for your wife.”
“Such as?”
“Well, for our twenty-fifth anniversary I took her to Italy.”
“That is nice. What are you going to do for your fiftieth?”
“I’m going back to visit her.”
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Post by porgyman on Aug 21, 2019 22:21:12 GMT -5
What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 21, 2019 22:37:43 GMT -5
A chowd walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot has one eye, one leg, no feathers and flies circling it. The bartender takes one look and says "Holy shit..where...did you get..that fucking thing?"
The parrot says "Boston!!!!!"
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Post by Big L on Aug 22, 2019 6:12:17 GMT -5
A pirate walks in to a bar with a ships wheel on his dick.
Bartender says “Hey! You know you have a ships wheel on your dick?”
Pirate says “Arrrrrr! It drives me nuts!”
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Post by Ff2 on Aug 22, 2019 8:21:01 GMT -5
A chowd walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot has one eye, one leg, no feathers and flies circling it. The bartender takes one look and says "Holy shit..where...did you get..that fucking thing?" The parrot says "Boston!!!!!" Hurtful |
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Post by Ff2 on Aug 22, 2019 8:44:06 GMT -5
One day, a scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: "You are my caddie for today?" "Yes," answered the boy. "You are good in finding lost balls?" "Oh yes, I find every lost ball!" "Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!"
CUZ HES CHEAP, GET IT?
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