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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2020 10:16:17 GMT -5
One day a woman approached her parish priest for advice. “Father, I have two female parrots at home. I’m so distraught I don’t know what to do. They say such horrible things!“ “What do they say?“ the priest asks. “Well, much of it shouldn’t be repeated, but to give you the idea, they say things like : ‘Hey, we’re hot and freaky girls, wanna play with us?’.“
The priest thinks about this a moment and answers, “I also have two talking parrots, but mine recite prayers and read scriptures most of the day. Perhaps if we put all of them in a cage together, my parrots can teach yours not to say such awful things.“
So the next day the lady brings her parrots to the priest, and all four parrots are put into a cage together. Within minutes the two female parrots say ‘Hey, we’re hot and freaky girls, wanna play with us?’
The priest’s parrots slowly lift their heads up from their prayer books. One looks at the other and says “Put the book away brother, our prayers have been answered!“
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Post by quantum on Apr 21, 2020 16:03:32 GMT -5
Something to pass the time. Pretty amazing how it works. Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty cool. Mine turned out to be "Jaws.” This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favorite. Don't ask me how, but it really works! Don't cheat and don’t look at the film list till you have done the math! Here it goes... Film Test: Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite film in the list of 18 films below. Film List: 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubt-fire 18. Toy Story Would I be going out on a limb to say dont bother with all that because you'll end up with 9 no matter what?  I got Jurassic Park! Pretty cool! |
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 21, 2020 16:53:59 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China?
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Post by porgyman on Apr 21, 2020 17:13:24 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China? We fuk em yung? |
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 21, 2020 19:34:40 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China? We fuk em yung? no... |
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Post by shakin on Apr 21, 2020 20:29:06 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China? sum dum fuck |
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 21, 2020 20:50:17 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China? One of these? |
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 22, 2020 10:53:42 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China? sum dum fuck no i'm sorry... |
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Post by 2foolish on Apr 22, 2020 10:54:00 GMT -5
anyone know the name of patient zero in China? One of these? no but classic... |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on May 11, 2020 20:28:57 GMT -5
I took pain killers before our trip to the dairy. I have a painfully low expectation of udders
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Post by westcoastoffensive on May 11, 2020 20:31:01 GMT -5
Patient Juan, from WuHan. |
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Post by Hotman on May 12, 2020 7:08:28 GMT -5
I took pain killers before our trip to the dairy. I have a painfully low expectation of udders Could use summa dem |
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Post by 2foolish on May 12, 2020 7:24:17 GMT -5
Patient Juan, from WuHan. nice but no... |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on May 13, 2020 14:34:31 GMT -5
Patient Juan, from WuHan. nice but no... I just figured it out and it's bad. So I am going to wait to see who else "gets it" OOOF!! POW!! |
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Post by Big L on May 13, 2020 15:19:08 GMT -5
I just figured it out and it's bad. So I am going to wait to see who else "gets it" OOOF!! POW!! This could wind up being the longest joke in history. |
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