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Post by 32Green on Aug 22, 2019 9:42:21 GMT -5
A chowd walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot has one eye, one leg, no feathers and flies circling it. The bartender takes one look and says "Holy shit..where...did you get..that fucking thing?" The parrot says "Boston!!!!!" Hurtful But it happened. That was in the news. One day, a scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: "You are my caddie for today?" "Yes," answered the boy. "You are good in finding lost balls?" "Oh yes, I find every lost ball!" "Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!" CUZ HES CHEAP, GET IT? That's a good one. Any jew selections?  |
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 22, 2019 10:13:18 GMT -5
But it happened. That was in the news. One day, a scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: "You are my caddie for today?" "Yes," answered the boy. "You are good in finding lost balls?" "Oh yes, I find every lost ball!" "Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!" CUZ HES CHEAP, GET IT? That's a good one. Any jew selections? Two rabbis walk past a pet store. Parakeet says "Cheap! Cheap!" |
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Post by Ff2 on Aug 22, 2019 10:20:16 GMT -5
But it happened. That was in the news. One day, a scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: "You are my caddie for today?" "Yes," answered the boy. "You are good in finding lost balls?" "Oh yes, I find every lost ball!" "Okay, boy, then run and search for one, then we can start!" CUZ HES CHEAP, GET IT? That's a good one. Any jew selections? What do you call a gay Jew? A He Blew!!! |
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 22, 2019 10:24:58 GMT -5
How do you make a joke thread and then just put 1 joke in it. Wtf i don't know...how? |
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 22, 2019 10:33:08 GMT -5
guys laying across three seats in theater...usher says 'sir you can't take up three seats' in the theater...guys looks up and say'ughh'...usher gets manager and he comes down and says same thing to man...'sir u can't just take up three seats in the theater'...guys looks up and rolls his eyes and says 'ughh'...manager asks again for man to get up...man again just looks up and moans and says'ughh'...usher gets the cop on the corner....policeman comes down and says 'sir u have to get up...u can't take up three seats in the theater'...man just looks up and says 'ughh'...cops asks..'sir whats ur name?'...man says 'sam...'sir where are u from'...'the balcony'...
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Post by Ff2 on Aug 22, 2019 10:39:10 GMT -5
An elderly Jewish man faints and is rushed to the nearest hospital. A nurse tucks him into bed and says, “Mr. Schwartzman, are you comfortable?” Schwartzman replies, “I make a living…!”
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Post by 32Green on Aug 22, 2019 12:48:37 GMT -5
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"
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Post by Hotman on Aug 22, 2019 17:02:57 GMT -5
guys laying across three seats in theater...usher says 'sir you can't take up three seats' in the theater...guys looks up and say'ughh'...usher gets manager and he comes down and says same thing to man...'sir u can't just take up three seats in the theater'...guys looks up and rolls his eyes and says 'ughh'...manager asks again for man to get up...man again just looks up and moans and says'ughh'...usher gets the cop on the corner....policeman comes down and says 'sir u have to get up...u can't take up three seats in the theater'...man just looks up and says 'ughh'...cops asks..'sir whats ur name?'...man says 'sam...'sir where are u from'...'the balcony'... I seen a feller do that at Jones Beach |
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 22, 2019 17:51:35 GMT -5
Knock knock
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Post by Ff2 on Aug 22, 2019 18:48:17 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 22, 2019 19:04:49 GMT -5
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Post by shea319now314 on Aug 22, 2019 20:10:58 GMT -5
Why does Irish chili only have 239 beans?
Because one more would make it two forty.
Keep trying, you'll figure it out. It’s supposed to be told in an Irish brogue so 240 becomes two farty This joke was funny as shit back in 5th grade |
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Post by Big L on Aug 22, 2019 21:41:47 GMT -5
Why does Irish chili only have 239 beans?
Because one more would make it two forty.
Keep trying, you'll figure it out. It’s supposed to be told in an Irish brogue so 240 becomes two farty This joke was funny as shit back in 5th grade Glad you figured it out. Only took you 4 and a half years. |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Aug 23, 2019 3:23:52 GMT -5
The RedHead said "I'm having a boy because we did it missionary style"...the Brunette said that her child will be female because she was laying on her side...causing the Blonde to yell "O M G - I'm having PUPPIES..."
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Post by porgyman on Aug 23, 2019 3:58:15 GMT -5
When is it ok to kick a dwarfs ass?
When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.
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