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Post by Fishooked on Jul 1, 2015 12:44:31 GMT -5
I'm sure there are other things, I just can't think of them...or care to admit to them in public.
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Post by crossfire on Jul 1, 2015 12:53:13 GMT -5
This isn't the meanest thing I've ever done but it was fun to do.
Years ago, my friend was going to move to Raleigh. AOL instant messenger had just come out and he asked me to teach him how to use it. So I got on the computer and the phone, which I think had to be two different phone lines back in those dial up days. Anyway, I talked him through it and as I am explaining it, I start using instant messenger to call him every nasty name in the book. The cruder the comment, the harder we laughed.
Then he told me he was going to hit some button that had that reported things to AOL and we laughed.
That was until the next day when I got a warning email from AOL saying I had been reported for an offensive post where I used the terms "motherfucker" and "baby raper" among other things. I was so pissed.
Several weeks later, I helped him move to Raleigh. He drove his car and I drove the U-Haul. We got to the condo complex where he moved and I noticed a post-it by his door. He told me that when they got packages, they went to the main office and a post-it note was put on the door to alert the tenant. He said I had to go there with him because the chicks that worked there were all smoking hot.
He was right. We walked in and holy shit! There were four incredibly hot chicks working there. They all said hi to us, we grabbed the package and left.
After he reported me to AOL, my revenge plan was to give him an upper-decker before I left but now I had a plan.
Since I had driven the U-Haul down, he rented a car for me and his brother to drive back to NY. I grabbed his radar detector and told him I would mail it back when I got home. When I got home, I packed the radar detector and shipped it to him.
Several days later, I got a message on my answering machine from him. It was him cursing at m,e and telling me he was going to kill me until the message time ran out. Then he called back again and cursed even more.
Why?
When he got home that day, he had a post-it on his door. So he went down to the office to get the package. When he walked in the door, all of the girls turned red and started laughing. The brought the package to him and on it was written:
CAUTION: VIDEO ENCLOSED FAT GUYS WHO LIKE NAKED COLLEGE BOYS VOL: 4
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 1, 2015 12:57:31 GMT -5
This isn't the meanest thing I've ever done but it was fun to do. Years ago, my friend was going to move to Raleigh. AOL instant messenger had just come out and he asked me to teach him how to use it. So I got on the computer and the phone, which I think had to be two different phone lines back in those dial up days. Anyway, I talked him through it and as I am explaining it, I start using instant messenger to call him every nasty name in the book. The cruder the comment, the harder we laughed. Then he told me he was going to hit some button that had that reported things to AOL and we laughed. That was until the next day when I got a warning email from AOL saying I had been reported for an offensive post where I used the terms "motherfucker" and "baby raper" among other things. I was so pissed. Several weeks later, I helped him move to Raleigh. He drove his car and I drove the U-Haul. We got to the condo complex where he moved and I noticed a post-it by his door. He told me that when they got packages, they went to the main office and a post-it note was put on the door to alert the tenant. He said I had to go there with him because the chicks that worked there were all smoking hot. He was right. We walked in and holy shit! There were four incredibly hot chicks working there. They all said hi to us, we grabbed the package and left. After he reported me to AOL, my revenge plan was to give him an upper-decker before I left but now I had a plan. Since I had driven the U-Haul down, he rented a car for me and his brother to drive back to NY. I grabbed his radar detector and told him I would mail it back when I got home. When I got home, I packed the radar detector and shipped it to him. Several days later, I got a message on my answering machine from him. It was him cursing at m,e and telling me he was going to kill me until the message time ran out. Then he called back again and cursed even more. Why? When he got home that day, he had a post-it on his door. So he went down to the office to get the package. When he walked in the door, all of the girls turned red and started laughing. The brought the package to him and on it was written: CAUTION: VIDEO ENCLOSED FAT GUYS WHO LIKE NAKED COLLEGE BOYS VOL: 4Part of me was hoping you mailed him the upper decker.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2015 13:41:46 GMT -5
i have started typing 3 different stories, and each time was like "no, delete, can't tell that story"
thanks for making me realize how fucked up i am
you dicks
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Post by rexneffect on Jul 1, 2015 13:53:56 GMT -5
i have started typing 3 different stories, and each time was like "no, delete, can't tell that story" thanks for making me realize how fucked up i am you dicks Maybe you could tell three friends' stories.
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Post by ruby2 on Jul 1, 2015 14:00:28 GMT -5
I peed on somebody's cat at a party in highschool once.
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Post by Peebag on Jul 1, 2015 14:01:23 GMT -5
I killed a man just to watch him die
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 1, 2015 14:38:47 GMT -5
I peed on somebody's cat at a party in highschool once. Why can't you pee in the hamper like normal drunks do?
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Post by 32Green on Jul 1, 2015 14:42:39 GMT -5
I peed on somebody's cat at a party in highschool once.
Cats....at a party....in a highschool....
I went to the wrong school.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 1, 2015 14:45:43 GMT -5
i have started typing 3 different stories, and each time was like "no, delete, can't tell that story" thanks for making me realize how fucked up i am you dicks Well, you still have the corner for parapelegic hockey players.
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Post by crossfire on Jul 1, 2015 15:06:27 GMT -5
We were playing football one day and a guy we knew came to the game but didn't play. Instead, he sat with the girls watching the game. He was being a dick and yelling out wise ass comments all game long.
After the game, we were sitting around drinking beers and he was still being an asshole. One by one, everyone left until it was just me, my best friend Jay and this guy. He went into a porto-john to take a piss.
I gave a signal to Jay and we ran over and tipped the porto-john over...
onto the door.
There was a thud, a splash and a girlie shriek.
He was screaming for us to let him out. Instead, we got in my car, yelled goodbye and drive about 20 feet away. We sat and watched the ensuing hilarity as he tried to rock the porto-john onto it's side. Each time he did it, the nasty shit / piss water would rock with it and splash on him causing more girlie screams. We stayed until he finally rocked it on it's side and got the door open.
We drove away in tears. It was one of the most disgusting / funniest things I ever saw.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 1, 2015 15:25:34 GMT -5
We were playing football one day and a guy we knew came to the game but didn't play. Instead, he sat with the girls watching the game. He was being a dick and yelling out wise ass comments all game long. After the game, we were sitting around drinking beers and he was still being an asshole. One by one, everyone left until it was just me, my best friend Jay and this guy. He went into a porto-john to take a piss. I gave a signal to Jay and we ran over and tipped the porto-john over... onto the door. There was a thud, a splash and a girlie shriek. He was screaming for us to let him out. Instead, we got in my car, yelled goodbye and drive about 20 feet away. We sat and watched the ensuing hilarity as he tried to rock the porto-john onto it's side. Each time he did it, the nasty shit / piss water would rock with it and splash on him causing more girlie screams. We stayed until he finally rocked it on it's side and got the door open. We drove away in tears. It was one of the most disgusting / funniest things I ever saw.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 1, 2015 15:37:10 GMT -5
We were playing football one day and a guy we knew came to the game but didn't play. Instead, he sat with the girls watching the game. He was being a dick and yelling out wise ass comments all game long. After the game, we were sitting around drinking beers and he was still being an asshole. One by one, everyone left until it was just me, my best friend Jay and this guy. He went into a porto-john to take a piss. I gave a signal to Jay and we ran over and tipped the porto-john over... onto the door. There was a thud, a splash and a girlie shriek. He was screaming for us to let him out. Instead, we got in my car, yelled goodbye and drive about 20 feet away. We sat and watched the ensuing hilarity as he tried to rock the porto-john onto it's side. Each time he did it, the nasty shit / piss water would rock with it and splash on him causing more girlie screams. We stayed until he finally rocked it on it's side and got the door open. We drove away in tears. It was one of the most disgusting / funniest things I ever saw.
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Post by ruby2 on Jul 1, 2015 15:38:33 GMT -5
I peed on somebody's cat at a party in highschool once.
Cats....at a party....in a highschool....
I went to the wrong school.
The party was thrown by some girl who was house-sitting for another family. Makes it even worse.
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Post by Wee Baby Shamus on Jul 5, 2015 5:19:45 GMT -5
I was fucked up at my friends house watching snl. His 10 year old brother was sleeping on the couch. There were tweezers on the table so I grabbed a penny heated it up with a lighter and threw it on him. Wed laugh when he swatted at it like a mosquito. Repeated..... eventually I found a nickel and heated the shit out of it. Super hot. Threw it at him an it landed on his neck. The second it touched he freaked out. Now to this day he has a red circle
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