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Post by 32Green on Jul 9, 2015 8:45:05 GMT -5
Halloween 1980, me and Ray got in a street fight of all things, by the time Ray had parked the car (I gave Ray a lot of shit later for his need to park) I had the two egg throwing punks cowed for just a few minutes I had one on the ground punching him while the other was on my back punching me, and they rotated positions several times and then finally call uncle. LOL, no one got hurt. We told the punks they needed to wash Ray's car and they agreed. We drove them a couple of blocks to there house and they dart in..... You guessed it they came back out with 4 adult men with bats and Nun Chucks. Ray punches it and speeds off about 100 feet,, dead end,, as we speed back by the house one of them throws the Nun Chucks through the wind shield of Ray's 60 Dodge Phoenix. We drove up to the Police station to tell our story and they told us to just go away. LOL A day later or so I went Smelt fishing On the Sandy River, there little things like sardine size you catch by dipping for them with a long handled net. We filled a medium size cooler and when we got back my buddies told me they didn't want to take there share, so I was stuck with about 8 gallons of Smelt which I proceeded to clean, cook and eat, I only cleaned maybe a half gallon and could only eat about a quarter gallon so the rest remained in the cooler, and I for got about them. A few more days go by and I realize I need to dig a hole and bury these smelt before they are completely putrefied.. Then I got to thinking,, Waited till the next eve and swung by this house late at night. There was a 71 Nova and a early 70's sedan something or nother parked in there driveway and both were unlocked so I split the cooler between the back floorboards of each car. Not nearly the worse thing I ever did, but this is the worse I will admit to here. Damn... can't imagine how bad the car stank. Ok... maybe I can. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2015 9:01:37 GMT -5
ha ha ha ha
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Post by jetswin on Jul 9, 2015 10:48:29 GMT -5
wait, was this Ray Ray with you?
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Post by southside on Jul 9, 2015 12:24:38 GMT -5
I'd ask my dog if she wanted to go outside... she would get REALLY excited and stand by the door and then I'd say... LIED TO YA! And then she'd chase me and bite me.
I'd probably be thrown in prison for that these days.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 9, 2015 12:32:14 GMT -5
I'd ask my dog if she wanted to go outside... she would get REALLY excited and stand by the door and then I'd say... LIED TO YA! And then she'd chase me and bite me. I'd probably be thrown in prison for that these days. This is where it would be funny if you owned a Alligator.
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Post by southside on Jul 9, 2015 13:19:20 GMT -5
I'd ask my dog if she wanted to go outside... she would get REALLY excited and stand by the door and then I'd say... LIED TO YA! And then she'd chase me and bite me. I'd probably be thrown in prison for that these days. This is where it would be funny if you owned a Alligator. Are you suggesting that it would be funny if I were dead?
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 9, 2015 13:22:20 GMT -5
This is where it would be funny if you owned a Alligator. Are you suggesting that it would be funny if I were dead? No. Maybe limbless, though.
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Post by jetswin on Jul 9, 2015 13:23:39 GMT -5
serpentine sheldn
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Post by southside on Jul 9, 2015 13:32:14 GMT -5
Are you suggesting that it would be funny if I were dead? No. Maybe limbless, though. You would like it if I couldn't fight off your rape-y-ness. Faggot.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 9, 2015 13:50:26 GMT -5
This is where it would be funny if you owned a Alligator. Are you suggesting that it would be funny if I were dead? Only if preceded by a alligator wagging its tail at the front door thinking its going for a walk then you saying "lied to YA".
Then, the Benny Hill theme begins.
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Post by southside on Jul 9, 2015 13:54:04 GMT -5
Are you suggesting that it would be funny if I were dead? Only if preceded by a alligator wagging its tail at the front door thinking its going for a walk then you saying "lied to YA".
Then, the Benny Hill theme begins.
Benny Hill theme? Sorry, never heard it.... probably because I'm not 50.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2015 13:55:56 GMT -5
No. Maybe limbless, though. You would like it if I couldn't fight off your rape-y-ness. Faggot. the shittiest thing you ever did to someone was sign up here.
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Post by 32Green on Jul 9, 2015 14:09:43 GMT -5
Benny Hill theme? Sorry, never heard it.... probably because I'm not 50.
Oh you wont hear it after you say "Lied to YA" either.
The song is for us.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 9, 2015 14:20:46 GMT -5
You would like it if I couldn't fight off your rape-y-ness. Faggot. the shittiest thing you ever did to someone was sign up here.
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 9, 2015 14:23:59 GMT -5
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