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Post by Fishooked on Jul 10, 2015 6:41:47 GMT -5
Not the worse thing I did to a person....but the local divebar we used to frequent was next to a playground. Stepped out for some fresh air with a couple of friends, when this ornery possum showed up out of nowhere, baring his teeth and what not.
Being shitfaced, the only logical thing to do was punt the goddamn thing.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jul 10, 2015 10:56:18 GMT -5
Not the worse thing I did to a person....but the local divebar we used to frequent was next to a playground. Stepped out for some fresh air with a couple of friends, when this ornery possum showed up out of nowhere, baring his teeth and what not. Being shitfaced, the only logical thing to do was punt the goddamn thing. media.giphy.com/media/UQx06ZwRtkNG/giphy.gif
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jul 10, 2015 12:44:32 GMT -5
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie .... Was expecting this sentence to end with "up".
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 10, 2015 13:19:21 GMT -5
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie .... Was expecting this sentence to end with "up".
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Post by quantum on Jul 13, 2015 13:57:49 GMT -5
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie .... Was expecting this sentence to end with "up". not possible: Jewish girls only date Catholic guys, cuz you know....
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Post by Hotman on Jul 13, 2015 15:02:44 GMT -5
Was expecting this sentence to end with "up". not possible: Jewish girls only date Catholic guys, cuz you know.... The fourskin??
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Post by Warfish on Jul 13, 2015 16:45:00 GMT -5
Pretty shitty calling me Glen.
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Post by Hotman on Feb 22, 2016 15:30:22 GMT -5
A few years ago i was traveling and stopped at a gas station to fill up and use the bathroom. It wasn't a big place, there were a couple of urinals that were already occupied, but i saw that the door to the stall was cracked open a few inches, so i just went there. When i pushed it open all the way there was this huge fat guy sitting on the toilet. I didn't bother looking at the toilet, just went in, closed the door and locked it. Right when i looked up he goes "GOD DAAAMMNNNNN!!!" Scared the shit out of me. I apologized and couldn't get that stall door open fast enough.
So i wait my turn and a urinal opens up. While i'm standing there he finishes and comes out. He's still washing his hands when i walk up to the sink so i tell him, again, that I'm sorry.
"Should have locked the door, man, it was standing open." "Son i had to go so bad that i didn't have TIME to lock that door! I about shit myself! I had my pants half way down before i even got into the STALL!"
That was fucked up. Always check
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Post by iamthewalrus on Feb 22, 2016 15:52:59 GMT -5
Knocked up my wife for the fourth time. It was me that knocked her up the first time. Sorry.
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 22, 2016 16:01:47 GMT -5
Posted my own Power Rankings in Ham's Power Ranking not realizing I was only supposed to only comment on Ham's Power Rankings, NOT post my own Power Rankings.
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Post by Big L on Feb 22, 2016 16:17:59 GMT -5
Posted my own Power Rankings in Ham's Power Ranking not realizing I was only supposed to only comment on Ham's Power Rankings, NOT post my own Power Rankings. Was it you who ranked ham?
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Post by Peebag on Feb 22, 2016 16:26:01 GMT -5
Posted my own Power Rankings in Ham's Power Ranking not realizing I was only supposed to only comment on Ham's Power Rankings, NOT post my own Power Rankings. yea but it was the creamy goodness afterwards that was the win.
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 22, 2016 17:19:33 GMT -5
Posted my own Power Rankings in Ham's Power Ranking not realizing I was only supposed to only comment on Ham's Power Rankings, NOT post my own Power Rankings. yea but it was the creamy goodness afterwards that was the win. no good fights on this place. British Isles doesnt quite cut it.
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