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Post by Wee Baby Shamus on Jul 5, 2015 5:23:50 GMT -5
We were playing football one day and a guy we knew came to the game but didn't play. Instead, he sat with the girls watching the game. He was being a dick and yelling out wise ass comments all game long. After the game, we were sitting around drinking beers and he was still being an asshole. One by one, everyone left until it was just me, my best friend Jay and this guy. He went into a porto-john to take a piss. I gave a signal to Jay and we ran over and tipped the porto-john over... onto the door. There was a thud, a splash and a girlie shriek. He was screaming for us to let him out. Instead, we got in my car, yelled goodbye and drive about 20 feet away. We sat and watched the ensuing hilarity as he tried to rock the porto-john onto it's side. Each time he did it, the nasty shit / piss water would rock with it and splash on him causing more girlie screams. We stayed until he finally rocked it on it's side and got the door open. We drove away in tears. It was one of the most disgusting / funniest things I ever saw. Lol the best
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Post by quantum on Jul 7, 2015 8:20:41 GMT -5
I once told a girl I wanted to break up with that her hoo-hoo tasted really bad. She cried.
Then I got over it and found another girl whose taste was more to my liking.
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 7, 2015 9:02:05 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Jul 7, 2015 12:15:45 GMT -5
I once told a girl I wanted to break up with that her hoo-hoo tasted really bad. She cried. Then I got over it and found another girl whose taste was more to my liking. I once told a girl I wouldn't cum in her mouth, but guess what? i did.
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Post by jetswin on Jul 7, 2015 12:32:56 GMT -5
We were playing football one day and a guy we knew came to the game but didn't play. Instead, he sat with the girls watching the game. He was being a dick and yelling out wise ass comments all game long. After the game, we were sitting around drinking beers and he was still being an asshole. One by one, everyone left until it was just me, my best friend Jay and this guy. He went into a porto-john to take a piss. I gave a signal to Jay and we ran over and tipped the porto-john over... onto the door. There was a thud, a splash and a girlie shriek. He was screaming for us to let him out. Instead, we got in my car, yelled goodbye and drive about 20 feet away. We sat and watched the ensuing hilarity as he tried to rock the porto-john onto it's side. Each time he did it, the nasty shit / piss water would rock with it and splash on him causing more girlie screams. We stayed until he finally rocked it on it's side and got the door open. We drove away in tears. It was one of the most disgusting / funniest things I ever saw. lol
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Post by quantum on Jul 7, 2015 12:45:18 GMT -5
I once told a girl I wanted to break up with that her hoo-hoo tasted really bad. She cried. Then I got over it and found another girl whose taste was more to my liking. I once told a girl I wouldn't cum in her mouth, but guess what? i did. you like girls? who knew?
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Post by Big L on Jul 7, 2015 14:01:09 GMT -5
I once told a girl I wouldn't cum in her mouth, but guess what? i did. you like girls? who knew? Nah, I just like vagina. big fan.
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Post by thebigragu on Jul 7, 2015 14:09:07 GMT -5
Gonna plead the 5th. Nice try #green#fbi#blackirish
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Post by crossfire on Jul 7, 2015 21:00:30 GMT -5
Gonna plead the 5th. Nice try #green#fbi#blackirish I'd love to hear this story. ummmmm..... maybe not.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 9:34:05 GMT -5
Gonna plead the 5th. Nice try #green#fbi#blackirish I'd love to hear this story. ummmmm..... maybe not. When I realized this is your trunk; I heard the Caddie Master saying "The GOPHERS; nawt the GOLFERS!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 9:42:52 GMT -5
I stole a shotgun from a Jet fan
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Post by crossfire on Jul 8, 2015 10:25:29 GMT -5
I'd love to hear this story. ummmmm..... maybe not. When I realized this is your trunk; I heard the Caddie Master saying "The GOPHERS; nawt the GOLFERS!"Check me if I'm wrong WCO, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
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Post by Gunnails on Jul 8, 2015 18:39:15 GMT -5
Halloween 1980, me and Ray got in a street fight of all things, by the time Ray had parked the car (I gave Ray a lot of shit later for his need to park) I had the two egg throwing punks cowed for just a few minutes I had one on the ground punching him while the other was on my back punching me, and they rotated positions several times and then finally call uncle. LOL, no one got hurt. We told the punks they needed to wash Ray's car and they agreed. We drove them a couple of blocks to there house and they dart in..... You guessed it they came back out with 4 adult men with bats and Nun Chucks. Ray punches it and speeds off about 100 feet,, dead end,, as we speed back by the house one of them throws the Nun Chucks through the wind shield of Ray's 60 Dodge Phoenix. We drove up to the Police station to tell our story and they told us to just go away. LOL A day later or so I went Smelt fishing On the Sandy River, there little things like sardine size you catch by dipping for them with a long handled net. We filled a medium size cooler and when we got back my buddies told me they didn't want to take there share, so I was stuck with about 8 gallons of Smelt which I proceeded to clean, cook and eat, I only cleaned maybe a half gallon and could only eat about a quarter gallon so the rest remained in the cooler, and I for got about them. A few more days go by and I realize I need to dig a hole and bury these smelt before they are completely putrefied.. Then I got to thinking,, Waited till the next eve and swung by this house late at night. There was a 71 Nova and a early 70's sedan something or nother parked in there driveway and both were unlocked so I split the cooler between the back floorboards of each car. Not nearly the worse thing I ever did, but this is the worse I will admit to here.
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Post by crossfire on Jul 9, 2015 6:12:21 GMT -5
Halloween 1980, me and Ray got in a street fight of all things, by the time Ray had parked the car (I gave Ray a lot of shit later for his need to park) I had the two egg throwing punks cowed for just a few minutes I had one on the ground punching him while the other was on my back punching me, and they rotated positions several times and then finally call uncle. LOL, no one got hurt. We told the punks they needed to wash Ray's car and they agreed. We drove them a couple of blocks to there house and they dart in..... You guessed it they came back out with 4 adult men with bats and Nun Chucks. Ray punches it and speeds off about 100 feet,, dead end,, as we speed back by the house one of them throws the Nun Chucks through the wind shield of Ray's 60 Dodge Phoenix. We drove up to the Police station to tell our story and they told us to just go away. LOL A day later or so I went Smelt fishing On the Sandy River, there little things like sardine size you catch by dipping for them with a long handled net. We filled a medium size cooler and when we got back my buddies told me they didn't want to take there share, so I was stuck with about 8 gallons of Smelt which I proceeded to clean, cook and eat, I only cleaned maybe a half gallon and could only eat about a quarter gallon so the rest remained in the cooler, and I for got about them. A few more days go by and I realize I need to dig a hole and bury these smelt before they are completely putrefied.. Then I got to thinking,, Waited till the next eve and swung by this house late at night. There was a 71 Nova and a early 70's sedan something or nother parked in there driveway and both were unlocked so I split the cooler between the back floorboards of each car. Not nearly the worse thing I ever did, but this is the worse I will admit to here. Damn... can't imagine how bad the car stank. Ok... maybe I can.
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 9, 2015 7:38:33 GMT -5
Halloween 1980, me and Ray got in a street fight of all things, by the time Ray had parked the car (I gave Ray a lot of shit later for his need to park) I had the two egg throwing punks cowed for just a few minutes I had one on the ground punching him while the other was on my back punching me, and they rotated positions several times and then finally call uncle. LOL, no one got hurt. We told the punks they needed to wash Ray's car and they agreed. We drove them a couple of blocks to there house and they dart in..... You guessed it they came back out with 4 adult men with bats and Nun Chucks. Ray punches it and speeds off about 100 feet,, dead end,, as we speed back by the house one of them throws the Nun Chucks through the wind shield of Ray's 60 Dodge Phoenix. We drove up to the Police station to tell our story and they told us to just go away. LOL A day later or so I went Smelt fishing On the Sandy River, there little things like sardine size you catch by dipping for them with a long handled net. We filled a medium size cooler and when we got back my buddies told me they didn't want to take there share, so I was stuck with about 8 gallons of Smelt which I proceeded to clean, cook and eat, I only cleaned maybe a half gallon and could only eat about a quarter gallon so the rest remained in the cooler, and I for got about them. A few more days go by and I realize I need to dig a hole and bury these smelt before they are completely putrefied.. Then I got to thinking,, Waited till the next eve and swung by this house late at night. There was a 71 Nova and a early 70's sedan something or nother parked in there driveway and both were unlocked so I split the cooler between the back floorboards of each car. Not nearly the worse thing I ever did, but this is the worse I will admit to here. You must be fun on grunion runs
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